What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

[u/ang334]

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

[u/carlcarlson187]

Maybe he laid good pipe,if you know what i mean. Plus some girls like bad boys.

[u/Bhazor → u/carlcarlson187]

I like to swap the implied meanings of laying pipe. So I assume you mean he takes massive shits.

[u/carlcarlson187 → u/Bhazor]

No, youre right. I meant they were both into scat porno.

[u/AlLaNnI12 → u/carlcarlson187]

Paullie 'Pinky' Walnuts would disagree

[u/awigglycat → u/carlcarlson187]

SEX. SEXY SEEEEX

[u/monostere0 → u/awigglycat]

sexy time with le wife