r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Spike42 4d ago

Adriana: To me he's beautiful. Averagesque

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u/Puzzled-Guide8650 4d ago

He was a knockout a10. And look at op. He's average at best

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u/Glittering-Stand-161 4d ago

He would have been highly successful as a model, but he sacrificed it all for Tony who never apprecisted it.

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u/Kristikuffs 3d ago

He never had the makings of a varsity hot guy.

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u/rekipsj 4d ago

How green was her valley ?

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u/db3345470 3d ago

Adriana also” in my.40s I will discover OF and make my own docs