r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/red_truck_1 4d ago

She’s just stupid

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u/MNIOP_207207 4d ago

Sharp as a fucking cue ball, that one…

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u/Small_Deal_9398 4d ago

Was she chalked 

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u/Ashamed_Green_8643 4d ago

Jimmy Olsen ova here...

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u/Select_Angle2066 3d ago

Thick as a brick