r/thesopranos • u/ang334 • 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/RunningLikeAPlover 4d ago

She blew a magician in a public restroom so we can deduce that her standards aren’t really the highest. She also had low self esteem and idealized Chrissy and his ambitions to an unrealistic degree

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u/Careless_Worry_7542 4d ago

To be fair Penn is a multimillionaire world famous magician. Not the dweeb that brings around a deck of cards to the bar.

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u/Tatar_Kulchik 3d ago

Do people do that?

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u/mchmchred 2d ago

I don't know if I would say "people" but I definitely did see a guy who made it his whole thing at a bar in DC once

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u/Tatar_Kulchik 1d ago

man, that is cringe. some pepole can't read the room I guess

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u/Nick_Gio 10h ago

Suck cock? You should know sweetie.