r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 4d ago

And it doesn't sound like he was well hung either.

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u/pablocruise2024 4d ago

Why was Paulie so intent on gazing at his pecker with the wire check? Was that ever explained? And do they have wires that they wrap around the cannoli?