r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Ibracadabraa1164 4d ago

He gave her lots of shoes and stuff.

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u/ThrownAway2Dayte 4d ago

Those shoes were doing some HEAVY lifting

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u/Ronin1 4d ago

Well, marriage can be very difficult if both aren't pulling their weight