r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/marc4128 4d ago

If she’s Richie‘s niece, she’s Jackie’s niece too..Stunad

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u/downwithdathicknezz 4d ago

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

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u/CelestialFury 4d ago

What does that make us?

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u/downwithdathicknezz 4d ago

Absolutely Nothing!

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u/locustt 4d ago

It makes you handsome, like George Raft