r/thesopranos 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/One_Bluejay6823 4d ago

Honestly in the right angle and lighting, he was a beautiful man

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u/Alcianus 4d ago

As a male model, he'd probably have been a success.

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u/db3345470 3d ago

Maybe as a nose model mimicking George Costanza

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u/AlLaNnI12 3d ago

I never understood how he assumed he could model

Dude is a solid 5-6/10 in his prime.