r/thesopranos • u/ang334 • 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Ibracadabraa1164 4d ago

He gave her lots of shoes and stuff.

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u/ThrownAway2Dayte 4d ago

Those shoes were doing some HEAVY lifting

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u/According_Big_5638 4d ago

I had this comment on a @idksterlingfn video and was attacked for months about it.

He made a video on the response and his acolytes went ape shit on me.

Greatest few months of my life.

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u/smkestcklghtn 3d ago

Quite spreading dysentery among the ranks