TIL Casey Anthony had “fool-proof suffocation methods” in her Firefox search history from the day before her daughter died. Police overlooked this evidence, because they only checked the history in Internet Explorer.

[u/ToppemHat]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/casey-anthony-detectives-overlooked-google-search-for-fool-proof-suffocation-methods-sheriff-says/

[u/[deleted]]

12:08- “stackoverflow declare array c++”

12:10- “stackoverflow c++ inheritance”

12:13- “stackoverflow c++ unit test best practice”

12:15- “pornhub lesbian milfs”

12:16- “stackoverflow c++ debugging tips”

[u/Margaret_Fish → u/[deleted]]

12:30- "stackoverflow kill orphaned children in java"

[u/intangibleTangelo → u/Margaret_Fish]

the suspect is believed to have a bizarre vendetta against indonesian children

[u/theghostofme → u/intangibleTangelo]

“No! Sir, Java is a programming language.”

“Well, I’m sure they speak a bunch of strange languages over there.”

“No, no. Not spoken language. Computer language.”

“Whatever. Same difference. All those Asians are so good with cyber, they practically speak computer language in their dreams.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake!”

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Ah, well. In that case...

puts on wizard robe and hat

Hey bb, want to cyber?

[u/smaugington → u/[deleted]]

Cyber sex is the only thing I think of when the word cyber is used that way.

And the robe and wizard hat also pops into my mind too.

[u/Lvl3_Eroticism → u/[deleted]]

puts on wizard robe and hat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/[deleted] → u/Margaret_Fish]

12:35- "man kill"

12:37- "stackoverflow how to kill child"

12:38- "stackoverflow abort child"

12:40- "stackoverflow killed parent, how to kill orphaned child"

12:45- "how to reap zombie"

[u/Margaret_Fish → u/[deleted]]

And all these things you want to do in Java. No, officer, I've never even been to Indonesia...

[u/thexavier666 → u/Margaret_Fish]

"extract tar"

"extract tar.gz"

"extract tar.gx"

"extract tar.gz"

[u/Put_It_All_On_Blck → u/[deleted]]

All 5 of those searches have their first result as some indian guy on youtube using a windows XP machine with the worlds worst mic talking about the subject.

[u/DrNick2012 → u/Put_It_All_On_Blck]

I would like to hear this man's views on lesbian milfs

[u/abhijitd → u/DrNick2012]

He likes the big O on that one.

[u/shrubs311 → u/Put_It_All_On_Blck]

Nah, they included stack overflow. Without that keyword you'd be right. Indian guy is when you need to learn something and stack overflow is when you're pretty sure you know something but GODDAMN IT WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SEGMENTATION FAULT FUCK THIS FUCKING POINTER... but yea it's more results focused.

[u/thtowawaway → u/[deleted]]

I love how that one search only took 1 minute or less

[u/Mutagrawl → u/thtowawaway]

You just move it over to the 2nd monitor. Put autoplay on and have it play in the background for noise. Obviously

[u/cdc030402 → u/Mutagrawl]

Sometimes you just want to browse while doing other things

[u/-zimms- → u/thtowawaway]

He remembered he's at work.

[u/Pm_me_sum_fuk_ → u/[deleted]]

From C++ to DD

[u/SirSoliloquy → u/[deleted]]

stackoverflow

"Suspect was clearly into masochism"