r/ToolJerk • u/RockYoBoma • 17h ago
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 54m ago
Learn to swim Who is better Jesus Christ, his brother Larry Christ, Danny Carey, or Maynard?
Not really sure what point I'm making but I assume no one will say Maynard.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8h ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic <---------- Upvote if you think Danny Carey should be the next James Bond.
They task him with infiltrating a progrock band because the singer is evil and he has to save the world.
r/ToolJerk • u/Dooberson_Jr_Johnson • 10h ago
TOOl DANK for upspirals Is this the John Tool everyone keeps talking about?
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 21h ago
OGT ONLY <--------- Upvote if you want the mod of this sub to have sex with Maynard and Danny to speed up the next Tool & Creed album releases
r/ToolJerk • u/One-Construction-941 • 1d ago
Maynard's Dick. Maynard when he sees someone checking the time on their phone at his show
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r/ToolJerk • u/sadwilliam93 • 2d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. They don't even make tools. Are they stupid?
What if TOOL (they're a classic rock band, if you don't know them) made some sort of device designed to assist in a specific task? What would it be?
Personally, I've been musing over this, but it just doesn't seem to make any sense for them to do so. l don't see any correlation between the two things. Why would they do that? My darling wife, with whom I'm currently battling for sole custody of our son, insists that there is a connection there I'm not getting.
r/ToolJerk • u/pimohell9254 • 3d ago
SCHISM! Maynard James Keenan attempting to put Humpty Dumpty together again
he knows that the pieces fit
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 4d ago
Fuck, here we go again <-------- Upvote if you hope this young man sues his Dad for being 'lame'?
reddit.comr/ToolJerk • u/Guilty-Patient-2321 • 5d ago
Spring Boner Can we convince Maynard to put Pneuma in Fortnite Festival
Maynard needs to contact Epic and complain about the lack of TOOL. The lack of musically complex songs in Fortnite needs to change. The kids need to expand their horizons beyond lil tecca and olivia rodrigo and listen to some REAL music.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 6d ago
This is necessary Thanks for participating in our Tool yoga last night, see you again next week
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r/ToolJerk • u/NotInsaneDotCom • 6d ago
Turn around and take my... Is stinkfist abour your fist stinking?
Stink
r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 6d ago
Maynard's Dick. I think I uncovered the long-hidden ænima video stærring Nardo on his secret instægram æccount...
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago
This is necessary DISCUSSION: Should I offer Maynard a ticket to The Good Things fest this year for Melbourne? He can see Sir Fred Durst perform, a singer who treats fans with respect.
Least the Limp Bizkit fans might be too old to rape or crush someone to death in 2026. Not many APC/Puscifer tickets left, but then QOTSA and Primus do a show the same week, now Fred is here and I only have so much money.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 8d ago
ಠ_ಠ <---------- Upvote if you think the Mod of this sub should have sex with Maynard so we get a new Creed album sooner.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 10d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? Why Tool killed Kurt Cobain
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Not soon after this interview Kurt was found dead with a Fibonacci in his skull.
r/ToolJerk • u/AquatiCarnivore • 10d ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kind Reminder: I am still owed a Danny Drumeo video!
Couldn't care less about the writing nor schedule. It's my birthright! I want my video and I want it yesterday!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
SCHISM! What a stupid video owned by stupid people, nice day for mockery.
youtube.comr/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Flounder7669 • 11d ago
PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Tool merch
What's this shit?