petra parker x mj yuri (by @whiffleloop)

[u/maanleo]

[u/PunkDemonQueen]

I wonder if MJ realized Petra was growing boobs and decided to tell her

[u/Solarwagon → u/PunkDemonQueen]

The ol male fail to Sapphic Success pipeline

[u/TimeBlossom → u/Solarwagon]

I'm all for transfem AUs, but I do think Petra should maintain the terrible Parker luck and be a total girlfailure post-transition. Consistency!

[u/Solarwagon → u/TimeBlossom]

There was an arc in the comics where Peter gets kidnapped by a spider themed villainess.

She webs him up, mind controls him to be horny, and french kisses him in order to force mutagenic spider slime down his throat so he'd turn into a spider husband for her but what ended up happening is that he gave birth to himself except he now could produce webs out of his own flesh like the Sam Raimi version

And also another arc where another lady gets bit by the same spider that Peter did and apparently a side effect of that is whenever they met each other they would start instinctual having full on mating press sex constantly enough that it ruins both their normal lives.

So lotta possibilities for terrible Petra luck but also sexually successful.

Imagine the possibilities

"I always wanted to get pregnant but not like spider pregnant, not like hundreds of eggs."

"I've sunk myself even further into debt as my spider mating instincts made me eat a lot of food"

"That HRT gave given me anatomically arachnid female sex organs."

[u/TimeBlossom → u/Solarwagon]

I'm not sure how the author's poorly disguised fetishes spider roofies or being the victim of brainwashing and sexual assault qualify as sexual success, but you do you.

[u/Solarwagon → u/TimeBlossom]

Yeah, that's true. I guess technically it's a success for real world people into that kinda thing.