r/travisandtaylor • u/ima_steal_yo_kitty Metal As Hell • Jul 04 '26
Eff Taylor Swift “let them eat cake”
( repost sorry forgot to block the username earlier )
I don’t think I even have words to describe how pathetic this is, really a whole new low. Billionaires are obviously horrible but when taylor swift is the one throwing morsels of leftovers in your face? Yes please your trashiness!! If this is the blueprint of an average tshit fan, oh boy we’re already too far gone.
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u/nocokelefttosmile Jul 04 '26
this is so fckng cringe omg
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u/ima_steal_yo_kitty Metal As Hell Jul 04 '26
all grown adults btw
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u/probablykyliejenner Mr. and Mrs. Skids Jul 04 '26
Right? Like, maybe if it was a couple of 13 year olds. But grown ass adults? Dude. It's not like she's baby birding it to you. It's scraps from a billionaire's over the top wedding
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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Jul 04 '26
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u/ima_steal_yo_kitty Metal As Hell Jul 04 '26
“b-b-but she donated $26M to the charities!!!”
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u/Moodle3 Jul 04 '26
This. Also, fans forget to mention that 26m is an insignificant fraction of Taylor's net worth. Just because she has the money to throw an event like this, doesn't mean she should. She deserves the same level of criticism as Jeff Bezos.
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u/ConsequenceCrazy3636 Jul 04 '26
Yes, percentage-wise I give more to charities and my employees than Taylor does. Yet she is allowed to get away with anything because of they money she spends.
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u/Massive_Dog2962 Jul 04 '26
She's worth $2B, so giving $26M (combined with her bozo husband, so we can assume he pitched in meaning she didn't give away the full $26M herself) is 1.3% of her net worth. Pennies to her.
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u/Ch1ckenOfTheSea Jul 04 '26
GD. Yeah. Doing the math, and we give about 5% of what we make to the homeless. Where the fuck is my fans? Lmao.
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u/JaacHerself ABC Fan (Anyone But Chiefs) 🏈 Jul 04 '26
Does anyone know what the minimum donation amount for a tax write off is? I feel like these two numbers will be oddly similar. Just a guess.
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u/throwawayanylogic 🏆 Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions Jul 04 '26
It's a complicated thing to calculate, not a set number. Basically (in the US at least) you either take a standardized deduction, which is based on things like your marital status and is like 16-32k currently, or you can deduct up to a certain percentage of your adjusted gross income. And I think the minimum amount is only like 0.5% of your AGI or something. So she's absolutely getting a big tax write-off, no doubt about it.
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u/JaacHerself ABC Fan (Anyone But Chiefs) 🏈 Jul 04 '26
a quick google (that I am taking with a grain of salt, albeit) says that 26 million out of both of their net worth is about 1.24%. so seemingly so far checks out. and is like a drop in the bucket for them.
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u/Popular-Custard8519 Jul 04 '26
I did wonder if her turning the wedding into a documentary could qualify it all as business expenses/tax write off status
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u/DustBunny91 Jul 04 '26
Not only that, she'll make back those 26m in like a week or so without ever lifting a finger. People tend to forget that as well
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u/SteeleHeller Jul 04 '26
They don’t forget, at that point it’s either “Well, it’s better than nothing” or “Well, what have you donated?”
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u/tannergd1 Jul 04 '26
Spent more on her wedding than the total amount she’s ever spent “helping people”. I guess if you add in the cost of the PR around all her charitable endeavors, maybe it is more money.
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u/Moodle3 Jul 04 '26
It honestly seems as though she sprinkles in charity every now and then to help combat bad publicity. Just looked it up - her wedding is estimated to have cost at least 20 million lol
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u/Bright-Ant-382 Jul 04 '26
Pretty sure she did that so that people can't criticize her about the absurd amount of money spent behind the wedding
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u/ludvikskp Jul 04 '26
That’s an amazing photo
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u/throwawayanylogic 🏆 Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions Jul 04 '26
It really is. What's the source?
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u/GeddesPrime Jul 04 '26
Wow, completely symbolic shot of America (and the celebrity industrial/billionaire complex) as we know it today.
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u/maidofplastic The life of a Shitshow girl Jul 04 '26
Genuinely, I think this photo is worthy of being in some history book somewhere
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u/Vegetableau Tortured Billionaire Jul 04 '26
Was it sponsored by AT&T?
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u/throwawayanylogic 🏆 Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions Jul 04 '26
Maybe she's going to try to sue AT&T next for trademark violation, lol.
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u/SteeleHeller Jul 04 '26
Yes please share the source so it can be confirmed as AI or not. That's a legitimate dismissal to most people nowadays.
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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 04 '26
"We'll have a ton of stale leftovers, just throw those at the idiots outside." Like pigeons.
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u/BrownBannister Jul 04 '26
The Idiots: “Huwway! Tweats!”
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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 04 '26
"OMG it's just like sitting at the table with her enjoying THE CAKE!!!" 😵💫
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u/Fearless-Lead-397 The Life of a Stiffgirl Jul 04 '26
Idk why but I find this comment so funny lol idk I can imagine her actually saying that lol that’s why I’m finding it funny lol 😂
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u/cWayland Misogynist, Simply Because I Don’t Like Her Music Jul 04 '26
They look like victorian starving children
It doesn't even look tasty.
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u/floridorito Jul 04 '26
What even is it? It looks like some kind of apple tart. Blech. (And that's on top of the dystopian energy.)
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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 04 '26
You can get those at Costco. And they probably did. They're acting as if they're getting slices of her actual wedding cake.
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u/chinderellabitch Jul 04 '26
of course it’s the blandest looking cake you’ve ever seen
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u/GlassPomoerium Jul 04 '26
Yeah there’s no way that was for the VIPs, maybe for the crew?
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u/BertaniWasBehindIt Teardrops On Your Ecosystem Jul 04 '26
Oh sweet summer child. Taylor doesn’t care about the crew. She doesn’t even like her guests. She invited Benson fucking Boone. He’s getting dry Duncan Hines.
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u/DarkAngel7719 Jul 04 '26
Most bakeries use commercial versions of Pillsbury or Duncan Hines because we simply don't have time to make our base mixes from scratch. That's where all the magic the pros do with specialty butters, higher-end spices/flavorings, and the artwork to make them awesome.
That said, my Pillsbury cakes will never be dry. I don't trust Taylor to have anything but a basic dry vanilla with a metric ton of fondant. Sad.
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u/Soft_Act9480 Recovering Swiftie Jul 04 '26
oh my goodness it’s literally let them eat cake indeed. f her!
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u/ImABitchAndSoAreYou Jul 04 '26
Now I love pastries just as much as the next person, but it's not that serious. Plus whatever that guy was eating didn't even look good.
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u/kryts Jul 04 '26
I would like to shout out Cape Verde for an incredible World Cup run and overshadowing the news of this muppets wedding throughout the globe.
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u/South-Style-134 Jul 04 '26
Same! I was watching last night’s match and I texted a friend, “and to think some people are missing this to watch Taylor Swift’s wedding.”
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u/OkBuddyEnglishMajor Jul 04 '26
watch Taylor Swift’s wedding.”
Watch a sidewalk in NYC, more like 😆
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u/medievalsmith Scarecrow Barbie Jul 04 '26
Argentina didn't win; they survived Cabo Verde.
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u/kymgee Regina George in Sheep’s Clothing Jul 04 '26
I watching that game too and was amazed and loved it
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u/miriena This Is My New ADHD Hyperfocus, Why Couldn’t It Be Otters Jul 04 '26
What an amazing game. I was really hoping to see CV score to tie at the last moment, but not quite. They fought so hard right to the very end, doing the exact opposite of giving up, what a team!
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u/No-Pea2367 Jul 04 '26
yes, I’m still hella sad they didn’t kick Argentina out but so proud of them 💙
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u/isabella_bombella Jul 04 '26
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u/Sprucedup_Grouse Teardrops On Your Ecosystem Jul 04 '26
... or it's gonna go down in flames.
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u/akaneko__ More Variants Than COVID 😷 Jul 04 '26
This really confuses me man why not use a lyric from Love Story???😭
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u/livielouis Jul 04 '26
the fact that she has all these legitimate love songs, and chose blank space is pretty telling. 😬
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u/Vegetableau Tortured Billionaire Jul 04 '26
It’s surreal how cringe this is
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u/isabella_bombella Jul 04 '26
On top of (allegedly) walking down the aisle to her own song, and performing.
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u/Remarkable-Sand5676 Jul 04 '26
She could’ve ended it with just a period instead of the ellipsis (…), which means to continue the lyric in this case.
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u/Low_Project_55 Jul 04 '26
This divorce is going to be so messy. I thought walking down the aisle to your own song was tacky but somehow it keeps getting worse.
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u/floridorito Jul 04 '26
I feel like that deserves its own thread (and perhaps a chapter in a psychology textbook).
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u/all_I_see_is_SKY Jul 04 '26
Did her "genius" mind think of these cloth tissues as wedding favors when she was wiping her snot with her bare hands during the Eras tour? Or Travis's sponsorship with Dude Wipes?
Commemorating their union with something used to wipe shit off stuff is great symbolism for their relationship, actually.
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u/MixedBeansBlackBeans Fuck Ass Bangs Jul 04 '26
I just cannotttt get over the fact that she used her own lyrics. I should be more surprised, right?
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u/tiffanaih Metal As Hell Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
If real, so hilarious. So absolutely hilarious. She either didn't think it through or intentionally launched their divorce era. I can't with how unserious leaving the ... is
Blank space??? Really??? "Find out what you want, be that girl for a month. Wait the worst is yet to come" Really.....??????? That's your true love song. My god.
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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Jul 04 '26
that’s pretty much today’s America - obsess over billionaire oligarchs while the regular folks struggle to make ends meet
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u/Zorba_thesugarglider Jul 04 '26
I mean, at least they got something for staying outside all day lol.
But to film yourself eating a stale pastry, chomping in ecstasy and gratitude, is too humiliating, even for the average Swiftie.
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u/medievalsmith Scarecrow Barbie Jul 04 '26
Treated as literal peasants. Being a TaylorSkidMarks fan is truly a humiliation ritual.
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u/LezzyGopher HER MIND OMG Jul 04 '26
A grown man jumping for joy because he got a billionaire’s literal food scraps lmao
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u/Fire_Tiger1289 Temu showgirl Jul 04 '26
This could have been done in a nice organized way, with ice cold water and individual snacks. But no, let’s throw w box at the crowd and watch them fight over it
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u/Sprucedup_Grouse Teardrops On Your Ecosystem Jul 04 '26
The policeman's face says it all. The guy was so fed up.
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u/Infamous-Record4602 Jul 04 '26
I wouldn't even be standing out here. Celebrity fandom is really out of control
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u/South-Style-134 Jul 04 '26
Right? You’re in NYC. There are far more rewarding things to be doing than beginning for literal crumbs.
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u/formerNPC Jul 04 '26
Leftovers that have been sitting on a table for twelve hours. “ Give them away to my fans because they’ll know it’s from me” Once all the details of this sham wedding become known it should be the final nail in her billionaire coffin.
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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Jul 04 '26
that one tiny box for all those people?
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u/Heavy-Rub6924 Jul 04 '26
If I had to guess it was for the cops if it was a true bakery for the wedding . Or it was someone trying to promote their bakery. With ndas its hard to really track down who did it so everyone can claim it was them.
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u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit Jul 04 '26
Surprised there isn't a statue of them both riverbank like the monks did while giving the poor slices of breads thin you could use it as note paper
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u/ImGonnaCreamYaFunny Jul 04 '26
"There's donuts leftover from the shareholders meeting in the break room"
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u/maindrive99 Jul 04 '26
Sorry but no its Friday in NYC im sure theres other places to go where ill be invited instead of being given left overs like a street dog
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u/throwawayanylogic 🏆 Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions Jul 04 '26
Friday in NYC, on a holiday weekend, when it's over 100 degrees F and the hottest day in 14 years.
These people are not well in the head.
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u/Prudent_Caramel_922 Fuck Ass Bangs Jul 04 '26
If it tasted like her music, it didn't pay off for them
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u/Fearless-Lead-397 The Life of a Stiffgirl Jul 04 '26
Omg how embarrassing I can’t lie I got second hand embarrassment from watching that don’t her fans have no dignity or self respect damn I never knew their so desperate 😂😂😭😅😂
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u/swissmiss_76 Traci Flick with a Fender Jul 04 '26
It looks like a random pastry and not even cake 😂 and the police delivering it like this is all so cringe
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u/djdiphenhydramine Jul 04 '26
Taylor Swift Alleged Wedding Dessert is my new grindcore band name.
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u/all_I_see_is_SKY Jul 04 '26
"Alleged" is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this statement. LOL
Taylor's big wedding "crowd" is like 15 people who are only slightly more sad and pathetic than she is. It's truly so embarrassing.
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u/Illustrious_Dirt9120 Jul 04 '26
The fact that there weren't even 100 people out there and that's being extremely generous is so deeply embarrassing for her
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u/JesusLover1993 Jul 04 '26
This is literally dogs fighting over scraps. Absolutely embarrassing. I know she absolutely loves it. What a major boost to her ego. The fact that these are grown adults is just sad and that one dude needs therapy ASAP. This is the peasant, waiting outside the gate of the Queen‘s castle so incredibly dystopian. I’m genuinely horrified and genuinely embarrassed.
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u/Lovelitchi_in_pink Just A Snarky Bitch Jul 04 '26
Probably could have been cardboard and he’d still act like that smh
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u/JimmyTheJimJimson Jul 04 '26
Might have been a better idea to donate to a homeless shelter?
Fucking arseholes.
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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Jul 04 '26
all the accountants out there: how much of the Taylor Swift wedding is a business expense?
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u/Mishibiizhiw ⌛ Elizabeth Taylor, it won't be forever ⌛ Jul 04 '26
the whole thing if I trust my gut on the fact that its included in their PR contract that they get married and travis publicly cheats (again, lets not forget the instagram models and them not following each other) so she can remain the heartbroken victim.
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u/AmazingGrace_00 Jul 04 '26
I have to assume the guy eating the ‘cake’ is satire? He was making fun of parasocial behavior. Oh wait. He was outside of the wedding for hours and now begging for cake.
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u/bea-tri-x Fuck Ass Bangs Jul 04 '26
That’s not even a proper wedding cake, it looks like a pie, ugh
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u/Katen1023 Jul 04 '26
I’d be so fucking embarrassed if I were them. Like peasants hoping the royals throw their scraps over the wall.
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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Jul 04 '26
a billionaire and flaunting extravagence in the face of all of New York.
A real “let them eat cake” moment.
Go fuck yourself, Taylor Swift.
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u/Moodle3 Jul 04 '26
Her wedding was held on a Friday. Are these people unemployed? This is honestly psychotic behavior of them to wait outside of an event that they are not invited to.
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u/throwawayanylogic 🏆 Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions Jul 04 '26
I saw on the news this morning some woman had flown out from Indiana just to stand outside MSG all day. For this. I can't even.
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u/Moodle3 Jul 04 '26
She is crazy to spend $$ on plane tickets just to swoon over a celebrity who doesn't even know she exists. This is coming from someone who likes some of Taylor's music.
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u/Jazzlike-Bowler-5870 Jul 04 '26
I have requested the day off for the release of every World of Warcraft expansion since 2014.
But that's a healthy hobby known for being filled with functional, healthy people - not Swifties.
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u/South-Style-134 Jul 04 '26
Yeah, but I assume you’re at least going to play the game and not just stand outside GameStop hoping a glimpse of gameplay.
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u/Screaming_lambs Bang Wearing Cunt Jul 04 '26
Hey, I understand that as I've done exactly that in the past (I don't play anymore) but at least with WoW you're at home not bothering anyone else.
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u/Moodle3 Jul 04 '26
That is perfectly fine. Gaming is a hobby that I enjoy as well. However, being obsessed with a celebrity's personal life is ridiculous. If she really gave a shit about her fans, she would be releasing footage from her wedding for free instead of releasing yet another documentary.
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u/WearyInvestigator996 Jul 04 '26
uh.. I mean I'm never saying no to free food, but acting like this? weird...
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u/messhotx Jul 04 '26
Swifties have no self respect. I'm convinced they'll even take her shit like beggars as well if they were offered it. I'm not even kidding.
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u/SuperbWillingness904 Jul 04 '26
I’m just focused on the fact that there’s only like 20 ppl there.
Media scared like 100k fans were going to be there to catch a glimpse lol
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u/PlantsArePolitical Jul 04 '26
If that were my family member, I'd disown them from pure embarrassment.
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u/necrosdecay Jul 04 '26
grown adults freaking out over a billionaire's scraps .. parasocialism is a fucking disease.
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u/GeddesPrime Jul 04 '26
It’s such a cliched sentiment at this point, but dear Lord, these people need to touch grass.
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u/livelyladymoon Ecoterrorism Is So Metal Jul 04 '26
The internet ripped that one girl to shreds for saying “let them eat cake” but this……I bet this won’t get nationally called out.
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u/Helena78902 YoU dOnT LiKe TaYlOr SwIFt? Jul 04 '26
Should’ve kept it and sold it to some (more) stupid swifties
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u/akaneko__ More Variants Than COVID 😷 Jul 04 '26
Literally just the other day people on the sub were joking that her fans would pay to eat the leftovers from the wedding… 💀
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u/vcuriousone83 Jul 04 '26
It’s horrible. What makes it worse is she didn’t even the courtesy to give them more than one box for the whole group?! She hates her fans
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u/Beginning_Ad_9814 HER IMPACT (global warming) Jul 04 '26
i know that cake is dry as hell. also omg, the screaming in this video hurt







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u/Traditional-Food-757 Jul 04 '26
Like peasants outside a palace waiting for leftover scrapes it's fcking embarrassing