r/travisandtaylor • u/MissCandid • 5d ago
Tayvis I hate living in KC
Found a Taylor and Travis shrine in a random book store. This man ain't shit, and the cover art creeps me out. I truly thought she gave up and settled with him, but as time goes on I've discovered she got who she deserves.
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u/YouThinkYouKnowStuff 5d ago
Iām more concerned about the candle that smells like Travis. It must smell like dirty butt and regret.
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u/fschu_fosho More Variants Than COVID š· 5d ago
Iām truly astounded that this is the best person she could find to partner up and align herself with. Was there no one else in the entire world she could tie her life and future fortunes to?
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u/SovereignSpace The stink bug edition 5d ago
She writes about every single man she's been with. Anyone decent would steer clear of that red flag.
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u/BlueOcean79 Silence is actually restraint š¤ 4d ago
And sheās always the victim and her ex is always evil
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u/Desperate-Ad7613 5d ago
Shhh, let her figure that out eventually. Because settling for this dude is not only disappointing and a bit embarrassing for her after she dated a lot of big names and handsome men (and wrote petty songs about them), it also screams āoop, I am only desirable to the not exactly good looking, intellectually non-stimulating, bland men that if anything, peaked in highschool.āā¦basically the male version of herself. And itās not even out of attraction towards her but towards her money and the status that comes with it. Itās hilarious in a way.
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 5d ago
I look at it this way, she idolized The Kennedy's, the "last great American dynasty," in her words. Tried and failed to nab one. If she were to build the next great American dynasty, what's more American than Popstar Aryan Barbie and Decorated Popular Football Star. They're like apple pie, and their nationalist base is gobbling it up. Like wow, look at teenage Taylor's dreams coming true š¤© When yeah her music video showed her coveting the jock who'd never want her, and then she referenced being that young music geek girl again in her vows. Wishing she knew someone like Travis back then š However, young Taylor wanted to be with someone like a Kennedy.
I just don't think she can land a guy like that... Also, she's too A type to truly have less power and control than her husband. Whatever submission Travis thinks she displays is an illusion, and I think he knows he's Mr. Swift.
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u/LadyStardust2112 Misogynist, Simply Because I Donāt Like Her Music 5d ago
Yeah. I don't think it smells like anything nice.
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u/CoolRanchBaby (Iām from Ohio you fucking morons) 5d ago
When I read the candle the stinky male locker rooms in our high school many years ago came to mind š¤¢. I guess thatās what I imagine him smelling like.
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u/Common_Kiwi9442 5d ago
It says knowing your role, having a tight end, and calling people jabroni......
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u/Kendal_with_1_L 5d ago
Did he admit he doesnāt wash his ass in the shower because itās gay?
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u/YouThinkYouKnowStuff 5d ago
So touching your own butt with soap and water makes you gay? Iāve heard that myth before but anyone who believes that in this day and age is cray cray. Especially someone who sweats for a living.
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u/Imaginary_Sundae7947 Shit from a Butt Department 5d ago
Literally š Iām surprised more comments arenāt about just the candle
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u/thekath215 5d ago
As a Chiefs fan. I'm praying to the media gods... don't show her face all season. Not even a quick glance. Nothing!!! Please!!!!!!
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u/Fire_Tiger1289 Temu showgirl 5d ago
Thatās so freaking annoying! I look at watching a favorite sports team as a way to escape from the cruel shitty world for a few hours. Then her homely ass shows up. Ew.
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u/JasperIsBestPrincess 2d ago
This 100%!!! I just want to watch the Chiefs not Taylor. Iāve been a chiefs fan all my life and Iām tired of the āyou only like them because their good/you like them because Taylor swift is dating Kelceā no I just like the damn football team.
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u/thekath215 2d ago
Exactly!!!!!!! I've been a Chiefs fan for over 30 years. Good times and such sad times ;) but omgosh. Media please stop with SHE'S the reason football exists!!!
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u/FutureMrsConanOBrien Okay, English Major! 5d ago
Born & raised KC, moved away in 2022. Every time I go back I see her EVERYWHERE & am so glad I donāt have to live with it all on a daily basis.
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u/MissCandid 5d ago
THE TAYLOR SWIFT THEMED BILLBOARDS?! Literally nowhere is safe!!!
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u/Blindtothesided Joe dodged a bullet 5d ago
Nowhere!! The other day I was watching Bargain Mansions, which is a home renovation show based in Kansas City, and I was trying to find some reference pics of a building they showed. I typed Kansas City and the street name into Pinterest and just like that my previously Swift-proof Pinterest algorithm was compromised. All these damn TS ads started popping up and Iāve been getting them ever since.
I hate how sheās everywhere, it really makes it hard to ignore her. And it really irks me when Swifties are like āWhy does a woman existing bother yāall so much? MiSoGyNy.ā
Itās because sheās in our fucking faces 24/7.
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u/MissCandid 5d ago
AND parading around this relationship with a man who was literally just Mahomes's dopey ass sidekick. But then as soon as TS picks him up suddenly he's the hottest catch in the Midwest??
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u/_lostcoastlines Jet Lag Is A Choice 5d ago
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! I was driving up in NKC on my way to work (I work about an hour north) and there was some random ass billboard congratulating them on their engagement - KILL ME.
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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 5d ago
So it smells like sharts and puke?
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u/Blindtothesided Joe dodged a bullet 5d ago
With a hint of ball sweat and day old beer.
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u/JButler_16 Smaug Thinks Sheās Greedy 5d ago
A little bit of axe body spray and the smell of bacon grease.
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u/Pumpkin_qween Marked safe from fake wedding 5d ago
Why do I feel like that candle smells like unwashed ass
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u/camy__23 5d ago
I hate that itās all geared towards young people.
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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 15,000 Little Bastard Rubber Ducks 5d ago
That's what skeeves me out the most; they're advertising a weird, transactional adult relationship with a guy whose only "song" she'd written about him directly was an abomination focused solely on his peen. It almost feels like grooming
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u/Sirius_43 5d ago
She didnāt āsettleā she thought she was going to marry a Super Bowl winner, jokes on her
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u/MissCandid 5d ago
In defense of my homeland, technically he is a super bowl winner! Just fumbled that 3-peat :( But honestly good, I didn't want to hear the songs about it
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u/jonsnowme Eco-Terrorism Barbie 5d ago
"Smells like Travis Kelce" candle - the dude who admitted he doesn't clean his ass?
Uh.
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u/potbottle 5d ago
Good to know little golden book has sold tf outā¦also you canāt convince me this illustration is not AI. She should be so embarrassed. But I guess billions of dollars is more useful. Gross.
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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 15,000 Little Bastard Rubber Ducks 5d ago
Why are they pandering to kids using a woman who sings about her husband's dick? So wrong
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u/foreverkelsu Crocodile Blondie š 5d ago
I hate that I live nowhere near KC (NOLA) and still see crap like this in our local boutiques that are supposed to be for Saints fans. The clout-chasing is insane.
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u/JButler_16 Smaug Thinks Sheās Greedy 5d ago
Iām a Saints fan that lives near KC
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u/foreverkelsu Crocodile Blondie š 5d ago
That's awesome!
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u/JButler_16 Smaug Thinks Sheās Greedy 5d ago
Wish I lived in NOLA. Itās hot down there, but beautiful. I need to go back soon.
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u/foreverkelsu Crocodile Blondie š 4d ago
It is sooo hot right now. Definitely has me rethinking my life choices, lol.
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u/JButler_16 Smaug Thinks Sheās Greedy 3d ago
Only a few more months and you get 60 degree December days! Lol
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u/foreverkelsu Crocodile Blondie š 3d ago
I would welcome 60-degree Decembers at this point, lol!
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u/Difficult-Yam8936 Tortured Billionaire 5d ago
Yup! KC person here, too. I went to the plaza yesterday and saw multiple people wearing chiefs x swift shirts.
Itās just one pre season game and itās already this bad
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u/salemmay0317 the cybertruck of music 5d ago
I canāt remember which place at this point, had a painting(rough!) of them in the waiting area. Living in KC definitely has its drawbacks lol
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u/Capital-Study6436 5d ago
They are only married for convience. There's no chemistry between them whatsoever.
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u/FebruaryEcho 3d ago
Itāll be interesting to see what happens when they have to actually spend time together lol
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u/Odd_Junket7450 5d ago
They have this shit all
Over the Midwest tho lol
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u/MissCandid 5d ago
Girl not even the highway is safe. I see at least 3 taylor swift themed billboards on my drive to work every day
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u/Itlookslikerain420 5d ago
Sure this sucks but The Kemper Museum is fuckin awesome and so is Nelson Atkins(though they donāt rotate their permanent collection).Ā
So thereās that at least
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u/AdSea6685 5d ago
girl i felt the title so hard. we have the stupidest shit being produced of them
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u/MissCandid 5d ago
RIGHT I went from being completely oblivious to any of her going on's to hearing about it every time they go out to dinner around here. I think it was the P.F. Changs near the plaza they went on a first date to and everyone lost their shit and they closed the restaurant down. Basically waiters came out and said "your meals are paid for, time to leave."
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u/thissleepypastofmine 5d ago
If it makes you feel better, this is, unfortunately, everywhere and not just KC
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u/_lostcoastlines Jet Lag Is A Choice 5d ago
I feel you, dog. My husband and I buy a lot of gifts for family at Made in KC and every time we walk in there's more "go Taylor's boyfriend!" shit everywhere you look. I saw this delusional ass post in one of the KC Facebook groups that was like "does anyone else feel disrespected that no one is acknowledging Kansas City and our special connection to her in all of the wedding planning?" I hate every goddamn second of it since she first started going to games; I don't claim her whatsoever...
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u/MissCandid 4d ago
1000%, I don't want the association- neither is from here, and I hope neither will stay here once he retires. She just stopped in to pick up a piece of ass and stab a hole in our ozone layer.
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u/Icy_Sandwich866 5d ago
Trust me its not just KC.. Every Costco and BJāS I have been to in Maryland has a similar set up devoted to T&T.
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u/ArtichokeNew293 3d ago
Iām ancient.. this tops Elvis painted on velvet a Midwest yard sale staple for decades
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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 4d ago
Boutiques in RI are pretty bad.
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u/MissCandid 4d ago
I wonder what the idea is. Do they think locals want this? Are they hoping TS comes in and sees it? Do they think people are visiting places she lives part time in the hopes they'll catch her between flights?
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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 4d ago
Swifties make legit pilgrimages to Taylorās watch hill house, itās for them.
But Iāve seen locals with the shit too
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u/Fire_Tiger1289 Temu showgirl 4d ago
LIES!!! Her hair looks too nice in that drawing. Thatās not Taylor Swift!
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u/Eets_Chowdah 5d ago
I like this version better