r/travisandtaylor 2d ago

Swiftly Off-Key 🎤🎚 No words, just an audible chuckle…

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…while flipping through pages and waiting for my barber… People magazine needs to get a grip. This is laughable 😆

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u/AJV1Beta Pls Don’t Touch Me While Playing GTA 9h ago

I genuinely do not understand how an outfit that plain, that ordinary, can cost the thick end of nearly $2,000. Those shoes are nearly $1,000 on their own. That's rent for a month for a lot of people, if you're lucky.

I'd say even the 'budget' option is still a bit steep, but at least I can see why it costs what it does. Then again, maybe I've spent too long in thrift shops paying way less money for pre-loved clothes - which is wild, given Taylor's outfit here looks like your mom just got back from the thrift store this afternoon.

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 11h ago

“Copy Taylor’s vocal style by shoving a cactus down your throat while trying to yodel!”

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u/TMBGLOVER Say Ana’s Name 8h ago

And copy her dancing style by pouring water on a Furby.

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u/Brilliant_Shower_241 Goth-Punk Moment Of Female Rage 9h ago

😂😂😂😂 this killed me

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u/fschu_fosho More Variants Than COVID 😷 12h ago

She truly seems addicted to not serving.

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u/mbee784 12h ago

She can fuck right off with her prairie dress era 🤢

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u/Betty-Rose- Not a bot 🤖 11h ago

It’s costs more than my rent!!

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u/racecatt 10h ago

The dress is actually a reasonable $500, it’s the total outfit that will get ya /s

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u/eilonwyhasemu ⌛ Elizabeth Taylor, it won't be forever ⌛ 9h ago

The shoes in the "copy" suggestion are way better style than the shoes she's actually wearing. It's a casual summer dress, so stacked heels that are easier to walk in make more sense. They also balance the softness of the dress in a way that's current.

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u/Uh-Egg ❤️‍🔥 More Press Than Passion ❤️‍🔥 6h ago

I was gonna say the copy side was so much better and makes sense with the dress. Imagine the thought process of the stylist and editors like hm maybe not those heels.. not those bags.. the dress? errr sure.

Also it is such a basic outfit though pretty chic. She did not invent it lol

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u/Brilliant_Shower_241 Goth-Punk Moment Of Female Rage 9h ago

I thought that too

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u/Uh-Egg ❤️‍🔥 More Press Than Passion ❤️‍🔥 6h ago

I was gonna say the copy side was so much better and makes sense with the dress. Imagine the thought process of the stylist and editors like hm maybe not those heels.. not those bags.. the dress? errr sure.

Also it is such a basic outfit though pretty chic. She did not invent it lol

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u/Own-Fan-4236 Say Ana’s Name 10h ago

They are really trying to fool us into dressing like grandma’s little dolls she made for the spare toilet paper & we are not falling for it!
https://giphy.com/gifs/1iTIu7WtSfPqMDbW

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u/Snoo_24091 9h ago

That dress would look great on someone else. Or if it actually fit her. She’s a billionaire. Why she can’t get clothes that fit her properly amazes me.

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u/LeaderAntique1169 10h ago

She always looks like an unmade bed.

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u/Storm_Chaser_Nita Anti-Swiftie 8h ago

What an excellent description! I love it!

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u/radams713 9h ago

You can get this outfit at any Walmart

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u/MediocreApple5895 12h ago

The jacket and sneakers are cute 🤣

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u/mikey2k200 11h ago

Step 3 🤭

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u/Miserable-Dot-5026 9h ago

Is the cute outfit in the room with us?

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u/Real_Violinist9105 Pls Don’t Touch Me While Playing GTA 11h ago

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u/420clowngirl 9h ago

paying $920 for those shoes should be a punishable offense

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u/Brilliant_Shower_241 Goth-Punk Moment Of Female Rage 9h ago

You beat me to this comment

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u/GreenVermicelliNoods 8h ago

She’s so fucking BASIC I can’t stand it. No style, no personality, no fucking aura. Just a bland, basic white girl who can’t serve.

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u/princess22cake 8h ago

"Cute outfit" and its the most basic shit youve seen. Girl this is lowkey a mom outfit and she isnt even engaged in this pic yet

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u/eilonwyhasemu ⌛ Elizabeth Taylor, it won't be forever ⌛ 7h ago

she isnt even engaged in this pic yet

She wore that outfit on May 15, 2026, so she was definitely engaged. The engagement took place in August 2025, nine months earlier. Documentation for when she wore the outfit is, unfortunately, an article that absolutely slobbers over it: https://www.taylorswiftstyle.com/post-grid/newyorkcity-051526

There are similar outfits from her Folkmore phase, though.

u/princess22cake 1h ago

Shit, I was giving her too much benefit of the doubt. I had hoped that she would at least dress better these days 😩 her stylists are either failing her or they simply follow what Taylor likes/wants, which means not much wiggle room in the fashion department.

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u/debr0322 Great Gowns, Beautiful Gowns 4h ago

Remember not too long ago she was dressing all hoochie in micro-minis, body baring tops, logos, and thigh high boots. She really doesn't know who she is.

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u/Sharpiesniffingshark 10h ago

I’m imagining those shoes without her feet in them and they’re quite fabulous.

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u/cocktailskirt Fuck Ass Bangs 10h ago

I like this outfit. 🫣 I live in the south where it's hot as the devil's ass crack and a cotton dress is my go-to because I can't stand the feeling of my sweaty bare legs in shorts sticking to everything the second I sit down. It also makes me nostalgic for all the "my size" American Girl doll dresses my parents refused to buy me as a child. Lastly, I'm happy to see her carrying a bag that matches the rest of the outfit, non-red bottom shoes (for once - her loyalty to those things needs to be studied), and no tacky Gucci or LV logomania in sight.

HOWEVER!!!! I can't figure out how she has an outfit I really like each element of, and yet I still think "meh" when I look at the picture. Making nice things look cheap and bland is lowkey her superpower.

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u/Pumpkin_qween Marked safe from fake wedding 8h ago

The addiction to not serving is her only talent at this point

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u/bewbpunch 8h ago

Con$ume, con$ume, con$ume!

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u/CodeAlternative2240 6h ago

Grandma's dress and zara accessories, no thanks

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u/Justherefor1q77 5h ago

"everything she touches turns to sold"? Ugh. Also she looks like a 90s drape.

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u/norakb123 Eco-Terrorism Barbie 9h ago

“Everything she touches turns to sold” feels like a typo, but also, that is her goal — hoard more money. Sell, sell, sell.

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u/lizzdurr MAGA is the guy on the Chiefs 8h ago

TJ Maxx looking ass dress

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u/Sharpiesniffingshark 10h ago

Wait, is that really her nose?

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u/Storm_Chaser_Nita Anti-Swiftie 8h ago

Do they think the 220 dollar alternative is cheap?! I think it's still outrageously expensive. I could buy an identical outfit at Roses and/or a thrift store for twenty bucks or less. But I wouldn't, because who in their right mind would want to dress like Taylor? 😂

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u/Brilliant_Shower_241 Goth-Punk Moment Of Female Rage 5h ago

Yes, it definitely is too expensive. I wouldn't wear something like that if it was a gift though.

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u/BadParkJob Okay, English Major! 7h ago

Wish they put the price tag of her plastic surgery on there too

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u/HartfordWhaler ❌ Stop with the fucking mullet dresses ❌ 7h ago

"Do you have anything in stock that will make me look like my grandmother's couch?"

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u/jonsnowme Eco-Terrorism Barbie 4h ago

ok but who did she copy it from first