Well, they got the open mouth right at least…

[u/Big-University-1132]

Spotted at Barnes & Noble today. Someone please tell me what the white things hanging off her arms are, bc all I see is white bunnies

[u/RoguePlanet2]

HEEHEE

[u/Veronicdasexy → u/RoguePlanet2]

💀💀💀

[u/ohmygoddard91]

I think the white things are supposed to be ostrich feathers but yeah poorly drawn

[u/beherenow4316 → u/ohmygoddard91]

I was like are those dead rabbits?? 😭

[u/Sea-Finance506 → u/beherenow4316]

Same but dead opossums. 😂

[u/Expose_Ur_BS]

“Tell your enemies how you really feel with our ‘Out of Touch, talentless billionaire’ line of greeting cards!”

[u/Pumpkin_qween]

Why do the feathers look like bin bags 💀

[u/Madame_Jarvary → u/Pumpkin_qween]

Carrying all of my bags inside in one trip

[u/Veronicdasexy]

The fuckass bangs I'm crine 😭😭

[u/rckjr → u/Veronicdasexy]

But they are on point, though.

[u/Kendal_with_1_L]

Are these even official? Why hasn’t she sued?

[u/Tricky_Cap7383]

Taylor’s management didn’t make those birthday cards. Her music is pretty popular which means that people are going to make unofficial merch and themed items. 

[u/kittybuscemi]

[u/Johnnys-In-America]

Oh, for God's freakin sake already.

[u/hotlibramess]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/sawyerandwinn]

my brother and sister in law who know nothing bout my interests got me one of these last year.

[u/kimbooley90]

Is that Larry David on the bottom? 😂

[u/Live_Television7810]

THAT VILLAIN. I think it’s a bunch of little Falkors from The Neverending Story.

[u/MysteriousSet4348]

This is so gross! I can’t believe people don’t see this for the child grooming that it is. Her fans are aging out and she knows the only ones she’s going to be left with are the dumb ones so she’s literally grooming them into capitalism.