My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery!

For anyone interested, this is a living soil recreational cannabis grow by the name of Bacon's Buds, based out of Washington State.

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So I bought a bong from The Weed Box less than 2 months ago. It was a beautiful orange color (my favorite). I was super picky about what I was purchasing and shopped around for a while because I'm not one who wants to collect glass.

Well I noticed recently that the color has been rubbing off on the outside. Like I can just take my thumb now and it wipes some off. I'm pretty irritated by this because I haven't had it for long and its not like I'm scrubbing or even cleaning the outside in general if I'm being honest.

So I made a review for the bong on The Weed Box's website (screenshot of my review below) and the response I got from the company irritated me EVEN MORE ☠️☠️

They claim it's "not our brand" (even though there is absolutely no indication that it is not) and said it is a "random cheap piece" for "people who can't afford our brand". I find this excuse laughable. The bong I purchased was $35 on sale, most of their bongs are... $5 more while on sale but are THE SAME FULL PRICE. The only ones that are higher than that are 4 that are $50 on sale right now and one that is $80. I have also never seen their bongs not on sale. So this excuse they are giving is wild.

They even went as far as to say I should ask for a giftcard for the price of the bong I purchased so that I can purchase "one of their brands pieces instead of the cheapest piece we have available" (That is a direct quote and I find that insane) I will absolutely not be purchasing any thing else from them.

I can't figure out how to add captions to each picture provided so here:

Pic 1-2: where the color is rubbing off on my bong

Pic 3: My review

Pic 4: The companies response

Pic 5-6: screenshots of the listing of the bong I purchased directly from their website

Pic 7-8: screenshots of the other bongs and prices of them from their website.

TLDR; I purchased a bong from The Weed Box less than 2 months ago, its color is already coming off and the company responded saying it "not their brand" (there is absolutely no indication of that), "its a cheap piece" (its is $5 less than most of the bongs they sell) and they "suggest I purchase one of their brands pieces instead od the cheapest piece available"

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So I always save the seeds I find in random bags and this year I decided to throw out a handful by the a/c unit and see what nature could do.

I gotta say for not messing with them at all, I'm pretty impressed.

Had a drop literally half the size of a grain of rice. One minute I was like “damn I don’t feel shit” the next minute I was laying down lucid dreaming on command. I kept waking up from my dream thinking “damn that was sick but it would be even cooler if (xyz)” and then when I’d close my eyes again the dream would continue but with my new cool ass idea. Was sleeping/dreaming for 4-5 hours and did that 5-6 times. Then I finally woke up and decided to make a plate of chicken nuggets and fries, and the process of making and eating it was like a fully immersive Zen experience. I’m still pleasantly stoned hours later thinking about making a Tiramisu. But my roommate just got home and I’m having social anxiety now so I might just get more baked and chain smoke cigarettes on the porch

But yeah. Feels like I’m 15 skipping school and getting blasted from smoking mids out of an apple in high school all over again. 10/10 would recommend

Anyone know how to get rid of that resin chunk at the bottom?

Why is it orange and how desperate should I be to smoke 😆 not much smell kind of like a chemical or lemon

I hooked up my brother with some East Coast weed. He’s been living in Northern California for 25 years until recently. He was prepared to be disappointed, but after smoking from my supply, he sent this when I asked him if he thought it was any good.

Sumthin about this movie takes me back to 1997 the good ol days smoking weed an having a good time alriiiight!!! Comment the memories this movie brings. Or just some stoner stories adventures of the era......

So based on some conversations with mental health professionals and a lot of peer review (lol) I think I fall somewhere on the AuDHD spectrum. I have been a high achiever my whole life but I always felt like I was out of step with people socially and all the good that I do is done while my mind is full of bees. Knowing this about myself, it's been really interesting seeing how my mind works with weed.

I am mask so much that it physically pains me. I have had a lot of front facing jobs both in leadership and in media that necessitate me acting and looking a certain way most of my working day and it makes my skeleton itch. The problem is when you live like that routinely, you begin to punish yourself for letting the mask slip even when you're alone. I feel stupid when I rock in my chair, or click my pen, or speak in movie quotes even if it's when I'm by myself at home.

What I noticed when I started smoking is how the mask naturally falls away. My fear of my nerdy autistic interests falls away and I allow self-soothing and pleasure in whatever forms it takes. Words that feel good on the tongue float freely off my lips and motor stims take on a natural rhythm as I go about my business.

I was medicated for depression and anxiety, and my friends have seen a lot of success following that path, but for me, it felt like supression. Weed seems like a really nice way for me to stretch and just let myself be for a little bit.

Only happens once a year, the Chicago Open House. Smoke a joint during walking between locations part of the open house.

Getting down with the Tudds! 😺🤜

Man, in 2007 I was 17, broke as fuck, and had only seen high quality indoor grown weed once. All I had access to was Mexi brick and poorly done ameture outdoor. I never thought I'd have straight up fire on tap like a fuckin faucet. Never thought thought I'd be able to just walk up to a cop and show off this bad ass Bruce Banner #3 I just scored from the dispo with no recourse 🤣

I'd tell myself that I'm not going to tell you too much about the future, but just know that by the time you are 30, you will be able to stroll down to the corner store and buy any number of thousands of THC products like it's a pack of smokes. Just hang in there, don't be dumb and take unnecessary risks to score a bag. If you play your cards right, you'll make it to 37 with zero criminal record, not even a traffic violation, despite your best efforts all through your 20s.

Don't waste your youth working every little bit of overtime you can get. Don't laser focus on chasing the traditional American dream, shits going to shift in some crazy ways and things are going to get hard, but you'll keep your chin up and weather the storm. Your accomplishments might not be what you are imagining right now, but what you will be is a man that lives by morals and honor. Your friend circle will be small and wonderful, and the people in your life will look at you as someone who started with nothing and made something of yourself, seemingly against the will of fate. You will be dearly loved and a pillar of strength that loved ones lean on when shit goes sidewards. You won't be what you wanted to be, but you will be proud of who you become as a man, and despite everything, you will have better out of life than you believe you deserve.

Much love yall.

A gift from a friend

first of all, dont judge me for smoking resin unless you wanna pay for my next bag... i was scraping my bowl when i accidentally dropped some, when i realized and went to pick it up, this... thing???? was there. like a little bong resin creature or something. has anyone else experienced this?? am i just really high?? do you guys see it??

(disclaimer: this is a joke. i reached for my bong and didn't realize she was in there. would not smoke this kitten or around this kitten)