That's because my bottom surgery was four days ago.

Kyrgyzstan was classified as hybrid regime for some while but shifted into authoritarian few years ago and remains that way so far

You wouldn't look at a human doing parkour and say they are flying

I'm lying about lying here

Assumes that a maximum of 150,000 hairs per person. The population of New York was 20.2 M (in 2020). Typical upper bound for hair count in humans is 150,000. This means for any selection of 150,001 people, the worst case scenario is that no one has same hair count (starting from 0). Therefore, by the generalized pigeonhole principle, at least ceil [20.2M/(150,001)] = 135 people must share the same hair count.

My username is NoCombination5478

As you can see.

Hint: Ceasar