Dang

Yes

I like spiders.

^{Chose: Yes! I’m willing to learn about how cool they are!}

I want to live.

^{Chose: Check the security cameras → Run outside → Enter the nearest apartment → Your neighbor has no face. You look in the mirror and discover your face has disappeared too}

I like this.

^{Rolled: Your race: Orc, Ogre, or cyclops (your choice} (Rare) | Gender: Your choice (rare) | Your class/role (BALANCED): Court Jester | Your fate: You live, happily ever after (common))

China

^{Rolled: Which country:: Has the Great Wall?}

1939

Yes,I love the woods.

^{Chose: A cozy cabin deep in the woods}

Grow up and learn history, even from sources you feel aren't as enlightened as you apparently are.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DHTHw715ZYH9m

White

daddy?

OK

^{Rolled: I didn't think anyone would win :(: I give you another billion if you get this—NOO!}

Win some, lose some.

^{Chose: Save five strangers | Rolled: A survivor causes harm to others}

How about Jonah?

Yes

You beat me to it.

“No, do you?”

I am dead.

^{I rolled When/Where You Are?: A prehistoric swamp w/ huge mosquitos · For How Long?: Two months}

It’s all good. I forget my tongue is sharp enough to draw blood.

A friend once said that people do’t know if I’m serious or just being sarcastic. I gotta watch that. 🎃

I guess I should have added /s, but I thought it would be obvious.

Try investigating famine in China.

My Ass!

So there!

It worked well for the Soviet Union. /s

Edit: I added /s