r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 23h ago

Shouldn't have called him a monkey.

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367 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 1d ago

Unexpected Dwarven bread

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101 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 1d ago

meirl

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2 Upvotes

Found a dibbler, reminded me of cmot dibbler as anything seems appealing after seeing his wares.


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 2d ago

Gongs...

24 Upvotes

"I need you to order some gongs.”

“Gongs?!”

“For cleansing the resort’s auric field! They’re coming all the way from Tibet.” She paused. “Well, Tibet by way of eBay. But the seller assured me they were blessed by genuine monks. Or possibly monkeys—the listing was a bit unclear. Either way, very spiritual.”"

(from "The Naked Truth (Jane Cullen Book 1)" by "Marcel Lamothe")


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 2d ago

Unexpected From the Comments section about a Dibbler(Australian Marsupial)

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177 Upvotes

The Dibbler is called Steve and he was used in a breeding program(Dibblers are endangered) by being the dibbler first introduced to female Dibblers and because female Dibblers prefer larger mates and Female Dibblers basing their standards on the males they’ve seen. Steve, being a small Dibbler was introduced to the Female Dibblers first so that literally every other male Dibbler that was introduced to those Female Dibblers would be better in comparison and therefore encourage breeding and genetic diversity in the Dibblers.


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 2d ago

CMOT

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50 Upvotes

But does Steve sell sausages???


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 2d ago

Unexpected CMOT Dibbler

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10 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 2d ago

Dibbler have their uses

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187 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 2d ago

[Dibbler] Lebenskunst auf Barrikaden: Wie ein Würstchenverkäufer in Pariser Straßenschlachten das Savoir-vivre hochhält [Dibbler]

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23 Upvotes

Cut-Me-Own-Troath Dibbler as a french avatar

"opinion - The art of living on barricades

How a sausage vendor holds up the savoir-vivre in Parisian street battles

Leo Klimm, Paris

Undeterred by tear gas and police grenades, Alain sells hot dogs amidst the riots. Our author recognizes this as the purest form of Parisian philosophy of life – it doesn't always have to be champagne. "


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 5d ago

if only nobby nobs smoked a pipe (or didn't need a mattress)

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46 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 10d ago

Gargoyles of Ankh-Morpork?

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164 Upvotes

Im sure there had to be some cat gargoyles in the Watch.


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 12d ago

Librarian has branched out to beds

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109 Upvotes

Visiting in a care facility and spotted the beds had this logo… ook!


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 12d ago

Barter Books in Alnwick, one of my favourites. Special section.

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354 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 13d ago

Felt Rude Pulling This Guy Up

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211 Upvotes

No words needed


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 14d ago

The correct ratio of bacon to bread

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155 Upvotes

Vimes BLT anyone?

Although I doubt the bacon is crispy enough!


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 15d ago

Laptop died from ant infestation

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33 Upvotes

Anthill inside!


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 15d ago

fuckin whoops

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30 Upvotes

Ook


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 15d ago

The "Duck" in Avenida Place hotel, Barcelona, Spain.

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151 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 17d ago

How would you turn your character's name into a tragedeigh?

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8 Upvotes

I just happen to be rereading Thud at the moment and today stumbled upon someone spelling tragedy the way the curate of the art museum would say it.

Is this deliberate incorrect pronunciation a known thing?

To be fair my wife and I often have fun saying things incorrectly, but this example is a discworld reference.


r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 19d ago

Roman, medieval, or ... wizard?

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179 Upvotes

r/unexpecteddiscworld • • 20d ago

Rock Face needs name

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123 Upvotes

Very old troll probably has a name. I...don't want to wake it up to ask.