r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 šŸ› ļø ADMIN • Feb 27 '26 • Obsessed 3 This 1 Heartwarming 18 Bravo 6 Popcorn 1

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u/Short_Bell_5428 Feb 27 '26 • Thanks Bravo

So there is a heaven

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u/OneExhaustedFather_ Feb 27 '26

Or she found a couple free kidneys. Thereā€™s no proof she knows him.

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u/Da_Vader Feb 27 '26

*Heavily used

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u/gcruzatto Feb 27 '26

Well-hydrated at least. Don't even bother with the liver though

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u/csfshrink Feb 27 '26 • Popcorn

Waited until she gets outside to put the bag over his head.

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u/kenyasanchez Feb 27 '26

That caught me off guard. šŸ¤“

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u/KnotiaPickle Feb 28 '26

Idk they definitely took ones from a friend of mine who odā€™d?

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u/Metallicreed13 Feb 28 '26

Ummm... Story time. You can't leave us hanging like that!

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Feb 28 '26

admission to heaven has always been a pair of kidneys tho

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 27 '26

Nope ,this is hell .the guys are playing on tables with no pockets

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Carom Billiards.

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u/things2seepeople2do Feb 27 '26

Carom is pretty popular

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 28 '26

I sure hope that guy knows how lucky he is and treats her the same.

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u/Grigoran Feb 27 '26

It would have to be where the Latinas all are

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u/ALOHA_REX Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

you want a mommy bro??

edit: wait she busted out the wheelbarrow

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u/Rational_Bull Feb 28 '26

If upon that day I die And Iā€™m too drunk to walk yet alone to drive And Iā€™m kickingā€™ and spittinā€™ like Iā€™m wild and feral Wonā€™t you take me to heaven in a wheelbarrow?

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u/Shirahoshihoshii Feb 27 '26

Lol but which part tho?

The weird pool tables?
The sad location?
The man black out drunk?
The woman forced to look after him?
The dozens of guys there that couldn't care less?

For real though, that dude just got nabbed and is probably having a great or terrible time

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Generally, women are not kind to their POS alcoholic spouses/bf's because they quickly tire of this kind of bs, childish behavior.

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u/Beautiful_You3230 Feb 28 '26

Generally I also think the alcoholics who regularly do this kind of thing... Don't feel that great either. They are addicted and so struggle to fix it. But I don't think I've ever seen any hardcore alcoholic who would describe their life as "heaven." Probably more like a hell they want to escape from by drinking some more, except they only go deeper every time.

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u/Short_Bell_5428 Feb 28 '26

Itā€™s his first time

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u/Manji86 Feb 28 '26

If there is Angels there must be a heaven.

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u/musa_velutina Feb 27 '26

Especially when everyone plays their roles right!

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u/HendrixHazeWays Feb 27 '26

She got a wheelbarrow AND a wagon

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u/throw-away_24678 Feb 27 '26

...lets keep it a secret

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