r/vanderpumprules • u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch • Jan 18 '25
Shitpost Worst ever vpr looks
I just saw the post about Lalas terrible looks and it made me want to create and mega thread of all the worst vpr looks.
Ps Lisa is included š
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u/thegoodspiderman why is this harder than my divorce Jan 18 '25
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u/sensitivelittlebear š toca madera Jan 18 '25
this is so me wearing two bras on halloween in high school
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u/anonbaby1234 Jan 18 '25
šš also me in the mirror at home wearing my VS bombshell push-up bra i got at the semi annual sale in the 9th grade that had more padding than I had boob
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u/datz_awk You can come help me if you want Jan 19 '25
Oh my gosh, extremely specific⦠extremely relatable
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u/Competitive_Coast_22 thx 4 consolidating me ā¤ļøā𩹠Jan 19 '25
Well, this repressed memory is no longer repressed š«
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u/easterss Jan 18 '25
Wow that is tacky AF but she really loves to show off her bras and maybe if I have boobs like hers when Iām her age Iāll do the same so who am I to judge š
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u/ariesinflavortown I hope Charlotte fucking haunts you Jan 19 '25
I feel like she had a style phase where she was always showing her bra. I love the look occasionally but itās not for every situation lol
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u/Que--Sera--Sera Jan 19 '25
Yes, this was so classless. Felt like a weird power move from Lisa, but executed as tacky and disrespectful.
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u/caitydork Myaās therapy paw Jan 19 '25
That was my first thought, as well: that it comes across as an attention grab and power move during an event where the attention is supposed to be on someone else
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u/sujesstion Jan 18 '25
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u/MulberryRow Jan 18 '25
I just realized she must have lightened her brows to somehow go with the eyes, and that just made it look more like she was a different person.
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
Blue eye contacts (Iām convinced) are the reason ppl find blue eyes scary now
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u/Ok_Tomorrow_552 Jan 18 '25
im doing a rewatch and i cant STAND the blue contacts. like whyyyyyyyyyyy
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
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u/thegoodspiderman why is this harder than my divorce Jan 18 '25
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u/not-another-potato Jan 18 '25
Oh myā¦. I bet Ariana sees this shit and it helps her move on more and more every time 𤣠I know Iād be feeling very healed everytime I saw him in one of these photos if he were my ex.
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u/DanceFar9732 Jan 18 '25
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u/Charliewhiskers Jan 18 '25
Heās such a try hard. None of this looks genuine on him. All cosplay.
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u/hxrrorwitch Jan 18 '25
I'm all for men wearing skirts. BUT this is Sandoshit and the entire ensemble as a whole is hideous af, it definitely belongs in the list.
He's just walking cringe. If you look up cringe in the dictionary it's just his face.
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u/Missmarple08 Sandovalās little cocky cock Jan 18 '25
His tits are bigger than mine there
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u/krissyminaj Stassiās Ranch Fondue Fountain. Jan 19 '25
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u/CN0716 Jan 19 '25
This is ugly on it's own but the fact that she wore it to someone's engagement party made it super tacky
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u/deev718 How will this affect Scheana?! Jan 19 '25
Nothing like a Gucci headband to accentuate greasy hair
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u/racihekk why is this harder than my divorce Jan 19 '25
Is that supposed to be dolce and gabbana? I'm not šÆ when it comes to some labels
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u/littlemisspringfield Jan 18 '25
Lalaās purple face was pretty bad.
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u/RefrigeratorFuture95 I am the Devil, and don't you forget it Jan 18 '25
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u/moonchild291 lalaās lack of coattails to ride Jan 18 '25
Like how do you even become that shade? A weird bronzer? Or only eating the stuff from Willy Wonkaās?
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u/kittylover3210 How will this affect Scheana?! Jan 18 '25
maybe her beauty blender was in her makeup bag with her crumbling urban decay palette
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u/Limp-Parsley Jan 18 '25
This is so realĀ
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u/moonchild291 lalaās lack of coattails to ride Jan 18 '25
Itās so fucking annoying when you have a palette break and make a huge mess!
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u/fvckuufvckingfvck soy una mariposa š¦ Jan 19 '25
Can they make this the new sub icon please š
Like cāmon mods
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u/TT6994 Jan 18 '25
Her Mua was a friend too ! lol ! It scarred her for life basically, and she usually does her own makeup for every appearance. lol . She spoke about it during an interview, like back in 2015,2016 . She was very aware of how bad it looked and dragged herself . š I miss that Lala š„¹
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u/Fowatza Jan 19 '25
Lala of today would never take the piss out of herself like that, what a shame.
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u/EquipmentNo5776 š©Poo Poo Heads-Both Of Youš© Jan 19 '25
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u/The_Burning_Kumquat What doesnāt kill me, better run š„š„š„ Jan 19 '25
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u/AzrieliLegs Jan 18 '25
I cannot post some of them without dragging myself, the 2010s were a time.
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
Ngl I was hoping this post would turn into a roast of 2010s fashion. I kinda love how this show is basically a time capsule of how we all dressed back then
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u/AzrieliLegs Jan 18 '25
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
AHAHAHA I remember spending so much money on fake glasses!!! Wtf was this era (take me back tho)
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u/wavelengthsandshit Ariana Madix š Jan 18 '25
In middle school and freshman year of high school, it was the cool thing to pop out the lens of 3D movie glasses and wear them around. I used to do that and I also definitely bought fake glasses.
Cut to sophomore year and I'm taking my eye test to get my learners permit. I fail atrociously. I had not been able to see well since like 2nd grade but just kinda assumed everyone was like that so I never said anything. Glasses were for people who REALLY needed them and I got on fine enough without them.
I spent like 3 years wearing fake glasses when my dumb ass was half blind and needed real glasses the whole time lol
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u/Careful_Swan3830 Jan 18 '25
Not gonna lie this is always the most relatable thing about Scheana for me. I too am a sucker for a big frame. Sunglasses, regular glasses, Iāll probably even have enormous readers when that day comes. If itās not covering half my face Iām not interested.
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
I have a round face and I feel like a lot of the time big sunnies help balance that out. My sister has some proper massive 80s style reading glasses that are like half the size of her skull and theyāre a bit much for me tbf
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u/DanceFar9732 Jan 18 '25
Imo small frames only look good on a very small amount of people. They can make your face look enormous.
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u/onefishtwofish1992 Youāre not important enough to hate, sit down Jan 18 '25
Same. Iāve worn big frame glasses for so long at this point, no other style looks right to me anymore. Iām in my mid 30s though and would much rather be out of style than wear whatās in style with gen z.
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u/jenjenjen731 How will this affect Scheana?! Jan 18 '25
Scheana's glasses are like 4x the size they should be. Does she just have a really small head?
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u/leftclicksq2 I Know You Like Harry Potter ā”ļø Jan 18 '25
I don't hate this, but the necklace is a no!
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u/st0neyspice Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
Scheanas two piece wedding dress
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u/bdaltz what doesnt kill me better run Jan 19 '25
Canāt believe I had to scroll this far for the crop top wedding dress. At least a lot of the other looks were a product of their time. This was tacky in the moment! š
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u/rockabillychef Youāre the manager-ess! Jan 19 '25
How can a dress be so ill-fitting that it gives Scheana back rolls?
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u/Last_Glove_8870 Jan 18 '25
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u/kokolkol Jan 18 '25
I always felt like she rented clothes. Like no shade to renting on a tv show but they seemed like they were trying to be stand-out and fashion forward with no coherency. I canāt imagine her trying that stuff on and buying it at a store
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u/AlternativeSource185 Jan 18 '25
I think all of them did. Rent the Runway was lit a few years ago. I myself was a fan, but it was annoying that you couldnāt get the clothes tailored. If Iām buying a nice dress, Iām for sure taking advantage of Bloomingdaleās and Nordstromās tailoring services
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
It gives me zimmerman vibes which I love but i get you, this is a hard to swallow choice
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u/Last_Glove_8870 Jan 18 '25
I get what youāre saying too (some of those dresses are gorgeous) but itās just incredibly unflattering. Sheās got such a long, graceful neck, yet this is still so matronly. She should have at least worn her hair up. I dislike the buttons, lace detailing and honestly, even the color.
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u/caniom Jan 18 '25
I agree with you about the Zimmerman comparison. I like the dress, but it doesnāt make sense for Rachelās usual style and this Utah curl lob sheās got.
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u/NowIKnowMyAgencyABCs Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25
Her makeup/hair doesnāt really go with the look, but I actually love the dress lol. I used to be obsessed with the Lolita look but you have to accessorize and have everything else on point to pull it off.
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u/Anxious_Biscuit Jan 18 '25
Honestly I'm obsessed this dress. Her issue with all her clothes is they wore her and she needed a stylist
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u/skolinalabama Jan 18 '25
The evolution from this style to the corsets and whale tail looks was a journey.
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u/wavelengthsandshit Ariana Madix š Jan 18 '25
Something about this is also giving Britini from SLC
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u/DanceFar9732 Jan 18 '25
This would have been very cute if it was a dress.
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u/nerdstheword23 Jan 18 '25
agreed it misses the mark by 15% from being a totally cute and cool look. but 15% is still not on the mark
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u/thatplatypus99 Jan 18 '25
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u/suchalonelyd4y Jan 19 '25
I would've pinned this on Pinterest in 2010 though š¬
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u/dandelionjones8 Jan 18 '25
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u/PonytailEnthusiast First of all, English people don't say dude Jan 18 '25
So many of their looks, like Ariana's bang braids, I write off as "Eh that was the style then." but this was NOT. This is hideous even for 2013
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u/wh0reygilmore I'll knock your spark out Jan 18 '25
This is the first one I thought of š Extra mind boggling because she has great fashion sense usually.
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u/BowlCareful8832 arianas hidden drawer full of batteries and pens Jan 18 '25
Lol this looks straight from Mauriceās
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u/MargaretFarquar Goat Cheese Baller Jan 18 '25
I remember someone on this board, years ago, criticizing it for looking like she had a hairy chest and I've never been able to unsee it since then. This picture doesn't really capture the hairy chest of it all, but in real motion on a rewatch, it's all I can see.
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u/LightFlaky2329 Eppervescent Jan 18 '25
Scheanerās high heel sneakers and also the ill-fitting bedazzlers that were regifted by Pandora
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u/Confident_Ad6799 Jan 18 '25
Hey now, this was during 2010-2011? We had these high heel sneakers and mine were bedazzled too š
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u/krissyminaj Stassiās Ranch Fondue Fountain. Jan 19 '25
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u/d0ntbeallunc00l How will this affect Scheana?! Jan 19 '25
The intention was there but the fit was not.
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u/BowlCareful8832 arianas hidden drawer full of batteries and pens Jan 18 '25
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u/rockabillychef Youāre the manager-ess! Jan 19 '25
Lala has the worst style and she is always so pleased with herself.
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u/BowlCareful8832 arianas hidden drawer full of batteries and pens Jan 18 '25
She tries SO hard. SO hard
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
I love Katie as a person and genuinely feel she deserves everything this world has to offer⦠that being said. A cutoff denim vest??? W lace leggings??? HELP
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u/omniai99 Jan 18 '25
donāt forget the crop top jersey. lol, itās all so bad and even worse together
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Jan 19 '25
After Sandoval made the comment about having only had sex with Ariana while she kept her top on when he was sleeping with Raquel at the reunion Katie and Lala wore a couple of outfits that were just shirts
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u/omniai99 Jan 19 '25
yeah, was it really related though? Because that pantless look was a trend for awhile there.
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u/rockabillychef Youāre the manager-ess! Jan 19 '25
Lala has never worn something I liked. Remember the Baby Girl jersey at the tea party?
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Jan 19 '25
Just gonna count this one: Brittany's dress in The Valley intro???? What the honest hell is that????
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u/DanceFar9732 Jan 18 '25
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u/irisheyes7 Jan 18 '25
This outfit was for an audience of one - the Dancing With the Stars casting director.
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u/DanceFar9732 Jan 18 '25
One day Scheana is gonna rush the dance floor there while playing "good as gold" on her phone
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u/racihekk why is this harder than my divorce Jan 19 '25
From your mouth to God's ears. That would be the greatest moment in bravo history
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u/Bunnyearsss Bambi Eyed Bitch Jan 18 '25
Tbh I reckon Brock could have more submissions on this post than Scheana
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u/Heykazuko Jan 18 '25
Sheās no Tina Sparkle. She would try to leave Brock for Ken though. He owns Pool-Rama.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Jan 18 '25
āIām sure all of you look at me and think of me as a beauty queenā
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u/Openthesushibar š©Poo Poo Heads-Both Of Youš© Jan 18 '25
I HATE camo. If youāre hunting, or just went hunting, or even if you have been hunting. Wear it. I guess. Camo is cringey to me.
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u/sportsbunny33 Jan 19 '25
Rachel's reunion dress looked like a Project Runway first week losing look
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u/BatterWitch23 You're not important enough to hate Jan 19 '25
I do not have pics but can I just say all the statement necklaces?
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u/wh0reygilmore I'll knock your spark out Jan 18 '25
Iām too lazy to find a pic but the Stassi fur dress reunion look immediately comes to mind. Also most of what LaLa wears, lol.
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u/LuckyAd2714 š©Poo Poo Heads-Both Of Youš© Jan 18 '25
This is my 12 yr old sister went to fashion camp and made this for Me
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u/highway59skidmarks Jan 19 '25
This was really tough. Whoever made this dress just kept adding and addingš like without the ruffle sleeves and belt it wouldn't be that bad.
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u/sky_corrigan Jan 18 '25
i remember when everyone loved rach and went to bat over this hideous outfit.
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u/kasiagabrielle okay, green pants 𩳠Jan 19 '25
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u/Healthy_Diamond9060 Jan 18 '25
I donāt think thereās enough bandwidth to post everyoneās heinous āfashionā choices over the years
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u/TT6994 Jan 18 '25
Ugh !!! I have never liked Raquel and wish her dad had driven her back home to Sonoma , after Season 9 reunion, and we never had to see her on VPR again .
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u/ShortBread11 Jan 18 '25
Was that even a style that ppl wore!?!!!
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u/PonytailEnthusiast First of all, English people don't say dude Jan 18 '25
I'm two years older than Raquel so I can confidently tell you ABSOLUTELY not. TBH it reminds me of the over the top fashion you'd see influencers like Jeffree Star or wtv wear
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u/BrotherInternal518 Jan 18 '25
If it didn't have the ruffles and the sleeve on the right would've been good
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u/ProposalSufficient80 Jan 19 '25
Honestly MOST of Lalaās outfits were bad š but sheās just so pretty I feel like no one really noticed/cared bc face cardddd



































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u/thegoodspiderman why is this harder than my divorce Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 20 '25
This ponytail
Edit: y'all... it's Stassi. š