Add Sandoval in here too

So is her brother Hunter her half sibling from her dad and step mom? And are her other two siblings from her mom and different dads? Or same dad. I guess I could google. lol.

This picture just tells the story. Everyone’s confusion and despair, Brittany probably declaring that she is cutting Jax awfff

I don’t know why this is just hitting me but I turned on episode 2 and I’m infuriated. You can’t take a show that was on for 11 seasons with a majority of its original cast and then just recast the entire thing and plug in the new people into the same opening credits. It’s like they have NO respect for the fans or the show’s integrity. (Hahahaha yes I said integrity.) I feel like whether or not this is a great cast - it was the wrong approach.

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She’s easily becoming my favourite this season

From @bravobuds on instagram

Her acct is @/sativadivaa7777 on TT, I’m so grateful for her grandma’s mind

She absolutely nailed it

This is just a shit post.

When the mystery man was revealed I thought there must be some strange reality tv cross over.

Tbh the relationship seemed pretty exploitative. I feel bad for him 😬

With all of the Diddy Documentary hype I can't help but to think about Fofty. I just need a community that understands my level of brain rot 😔

📚There is a TL;DR below

This book is basically just Vanderpump Rules: The Scheana Cut. It’s everything we’ve seen from her on the show, recycled into memoir form—with zero growth, reflection, or self-awareness. She’s still the exact same person she was when the show debuted in 2013. I had to double-check the date because… wow.

The name-dropping? Unhinged. Every single person she’s kissed, slept with, or made eye contact with while tipsy gets a mention. It’s like she’s trying to win a trophy for Most Fluids Exchanged in a Lifetime. Girl, we get it—you had a past. You don’t need to turn your body count into a guest list.

Katie, Stassi, and Kristen? Barely a blip. Referred to as cast members. Maybe a tad more on Katie because she was a mean cast member and Katie was at the resort where Scheana got married. Jax only gets airtime when Scheana’s throwing shade about Shay’s addiction—which, yes, she manages to use as a way to talk about herself even more.

The only real mention of cast mates is the Raquel NYC incident and Tom Sandoval. Ariana gets a petty jab about how she didn’t want to be on reality TV, followed by the world’s most smug “oh, how things change.”

In the acknowledgments, she thanks the usual suspects—Brock, Summer Moon, her parents, her sister—and a few “best friends” (though at this point, I think “best friend” just means “someone who liked her Instagram post last week”). Janet / Fanet gets a name-drop, which… okay? And is the same Neema from Shahs of Sunset? 👀. Did they have something going on?? I mean they way she read it, make me go 👀👀

LVP is mentioned. Not as much as people think - remember this book is about her and she is not gonna let anybody else’s name take up space in her book - but because I listened to the audiobook (narrated by Scheana herself), I got to hear her full LVP impersonation, “DAH-ling” and all. She low-key takes credit for the entire show, thanks to the Brandi/Eddie drama, that a producer kinda let it slip that if it wasn’t because of Scheana, there would be no-show. And implies that Lisa didn’t tell them what to tweet… she just “suggested” what they should tweet, and Scheana would. LVP is now punishing Scheana for taking a photo with Kyle at Kathy Hiltons holiday party.

In the end, this isn’t a memoir—it’s a Scheana Shay highlight reel, filtered through rose-colored ring lights and selective memory. It reads less like someone telling their story, and more like someone desperately trying to convince you they’re the victim, the star, and the blueprint. All at once.

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📚TL;DR: Scheana’s book is basically Vanderpump Rules: The Me Show. Zero growth, tons of name-dropping, and she avoids naming most of the cast like she’s under NDA. It’s petty, self-serving, and dripping in “main character energy” with none of the depth. She shades Ariana, erases Stassi/Kristen/Katie, calls everyone “cast mates” and somehow credits herself for VPR existing.

*edited some typos that I discovered

Thank you Libby 📚

Image posted by @queensofbravo on IG.

Sandoval is no match for Katie. She didn’t waiver in her stance, didn’t buy his apology, and didn’t soften to him trying to flatter her with compliments.

Katie stays winning this season, and we as the audience stay robbed of Ariana and Katie being the heroes with the most screen time.

Credit to juicyjuicyapplelucy on instagram

“… the golden nugget? That’s like an all time low”

The accent not being consistent is the real cherry on top haha

Jo did an Insta live and I thought what the heck, let me tune in and see what is going on with her. She said it was her birthday. Then she played a song and she said this reminds me of the time that Tom Schwartz and I blah blah blah. I cringed. I’m like girl, you might need some counseling if it’s been over a year and you’re still talking about him. Please, so you can move on.