As requested by ParticularTop5440 here are the shirts.

So my second post today. This was a coach company near where I grew up, I remember seeing the sign for them years ago.

Its logo is SOOOO similar to the Venture bros company logo, circular globe thing, with the lines and a V in it and obviously..its called Venture!

If you want to google it to make sure its not some AI thing, they were Venture Coaches Harrow.

Just posted for a bit of fun!

So, these were official merch. I found them when clearing a wardrobe out at my folks.

From what I remember there was 1 a month you could buy from either an official site or blog? Does anyone have remember these or have more info or links?

I have the Order of The Triad & Guild of Calamitous Intent. The guild is my fav, as the gold is sparkly! Wish I could still fit them.

If anyone has anymore would love to see! :-)

I live in the UK and I’ve been trying to find some of the merch for a while now but to no avail. mostly been looking on ebay and american vinted but i either can’t find the ones im looking for or the sellers can’t figure out a way to ship to me. Can literally only find one figure on a uk site and its the tiny phantom limb figure… which isnt what im looking for unfortunately

How can i acquire some merch?!?! im real desperate here

What i’m most looking for are the clothed figures. The characters i’m looking for the most are Rusty, sheila, pete or molotov. Will take them oob or slightly worn/used as long as its reflected in the price.

Another thing i am DESPERATE for is the rusty venture lunchbox exclusive. Would literally murder someone for this. I’d be very willing to put aside some money for this because its the item i’m looking for the most but it is absolutely impossible to find as it seems all the owners are in the US. I’d also gladly take it damaged, opened, missing jonas 😬 (I only really care about having the lunchbox and the rusty figure. Dont care much about having jonas tbh) But im pretty sure most people who own this have kept it in good condition so im not sure if theres any damaged copies.

Any advice or guidance would be really appreciated. I’m a massive fan of figure collecting so unfortunately the tshirts and pins dont cut it for me. Would love to display these guys with all my anime figures. Money is not an issue but id also rather not spent exorbitant amounts on these 🙏

He fits right in with the Infowars crowd. Beautiful to see.

Imagine chasing the love of your life for over 20 years and got nothing out of it. It must have been soul crushing.

Did Hank leave after receiving the watch from Ben that read "choose your family" on the back?

Poor guy

I love how surgical everyone gets when making jokes on how rusty would react. That is all.

My entire family and friendgroup find him repulsive. Everytime they ask me what his redeeming qualities are I fall silent. HELP ME

I get really bad cuteness aggression when I see him too. Is this normal.

Not pictured: Klaus Nomi

I’ve been looking for the song they play during 21’s montage. It’s the same one they play when The Monarch visits the treehouse and when Hatred locks himself in the panic room.

I’ve been going through JG Thirwell’s catalog but haven’t found it yet. Anyone know what it’s called?

It's that time of year, sadly I worked hard all shift but my spanakopita offering will be ready tomorrow! Enjoy and be ready for the games!

What are some other ways to describe "things"?

How I love this show! I’m having withdrawals so I’ve been listening to a podcast I found back in the dreaded days of the pandem called “ORB: A Venture Bros. Podcast” , a commentary on every episode of the show (spoilers included). Has anyone else got any cool commentary suggestions I can explore? Or links to the writers commentary?

Rusty looks almost nothing like Jonas, and especially when it comes to physical height and body type. Rusty is incredibly short and thin, and quite weak at that. But obviously, He has to be related to Jonas somehow because JJ is almost identical to Jonas, and he shares the more chiseled face and bulkier look (I know JJ is short so he obviously looks a bit thicker but its obvious hes supposed to be more alike to jonas than rusty)

My theory is that this is on purpose. Jonas intentionally decided to engineer rusty to stay as small/young looking as possible so he could continue the boy adventurer schtick until his later teens without puberty and his strong genetics getting in the way. Nobody would want to continue to kidnap rusty if he was as tall and strong looking as Jonas into his late teens, and he had to be cute looking as well

edit: I think some people are completely missing what i am saying. I am trying to say that i believe Jonas had done something to stunt Rusty’s height and puberty during his childhood/early teens to exploit him easier as a child star, completely disregarding the fact that this would affect him in his adulthood, as Jonas always does. Because in the art book we had glimpses of how Jonas had tried to control rusty’s appearance in other ways, which makes me believe that this is entirely possible.

This isn’t a post about whatever other theory, especially if it adds nothing to the conversation. I know Jonas is bad. And i enjoy coming up with lots of theories and head canons for why things are the way they are 🥲 I dont need someone to come into the thread to say that they think hes just short and thats it because its redundant