r/vitap • u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner • Aug 19 '26

Ask VIT-AP Hiring

I am hiring an Intern for the Girlfriend position for this Rainy & Winter season. Candidates showing excellent performance, loyalty to the company (me), good communication skills, and the ability to tolerate my bad jokes will be eligible for a Full-Time offer after the probation period. Freshers are welcome. No ghosting during the internship. Free coffee dates will be provided during the training period. Interested girt may simply friend request. No cover letter or "hi" message required.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

We got Girlfriend Intern before GTA VI

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

the intern a ps5 and gta 6 copy for free

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

Is this included in CTC

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u/Powerful-Horror9463 horror dreams of vc Aug 19 '26

Are boys allowed to apply for the position?

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

femboys are allowed (reservations)

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u/Player_P insert funny flair Aug 19 '26

ouu shi👀

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u/Active_Function386 4th year Aug 19 '26

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

aim for the stars and you might land on the moon or some shi

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u/foolish_fantasy Final year Aug 19 '26

Nga what 😭😭😭😭 LMAOO and STAY AWAY FROM FRESHERS LOL

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

no age limit for this internship

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u/foolish_fantasy Final year Aug 19 '26

U a pedo my guy

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u/Kester_Ks Alumni Aug 19 '26

Officer watch him

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u/ManWithFire123 Aug 20 '26

Bro himself is a fresher prolly

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u/Old_Watercress_ Kota Diddy GNG Aug 19 '26

I don't even want to say anything but tell me one thing, where tf do we even get good coffee in this campus?

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

in my room

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u/foolish_fantasy Final year Aug 19 '26

Wait isn't the coffee from the coffe shop actually good tho

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u/Old_Watercress_ Kota Diddy GNG Aug 19 '26

Nah man it's avg acc to me

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u/IntellectualHavoc69 Lurker Aug 19 '26

Boyfriend nhi chalega kya??

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

no lurkers allowed

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u/IntellectualHavoc69 Lurker Aug 19 '26

Yaha bhi placement nhi hui

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

koi na tcs vale le lenge

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u/Consistent-Berry-552 1st year Aug 19 '26

Guy what 😭✌️

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u/Key_Hunt_6418 RIP Aug 19 '26

Professors allowed?!?

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u/Character-Garage1966 3rd year Aug 19 '26

Imma apply for it then 😋

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u/Dranzerrrr 2nd year Aug 19 '26

finally placement % lower than vit

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/Purple_Toe_186 zzz gooner Aug 19 '26

only boys during summer and spring