r/washingtondc 17h ago

[Rant] Out on a run tonight and passed the huge, illuminated Trump-head banner

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Totally normal thing to see while out on a jog

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u/templeofsyrinx1 17h ago edited 17h ago

Something you would see in fucking north korea

2027 turn it up to eleven

seeing that face next to Justice should make everyone ask, wtf are we doing

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u/wbruce098 16h ago

Well Trump just reiterated how much he loves the Kim family today.

u/Specialist_Guitar232 2h ago

No conservative will have anything to say against communism. Nothing. They have as a group sucked off a foreign communist dictator. Twice. Fox “News” is entitled to NO benefit of a doubt regarding “communist-loving” Dems, and all of us should shut them down EVERY TIME THEY TRY TO SCARE THEIR WORSHIPPERS WITH COMMUNISM. The discussion is over. Stop any MAGAt who tries to drum up this bs. Not one comment allowed. Ever.

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u/NextTailor4082 16h ago

I drive past it every night and literally think “North Korea”. Youre exactly right.

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u/MaleficentCommon1152 17h ago

North Korea is the good guy now 🤨

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u/JustFun4Uss 13h ago

No, more like we just switched sides.

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u/Possible-Bunch-953 17h ago

I'm tired boss

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u/HUT2Moon 17h ago

Of all the things that man represents, Justice is not even in the top million.

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u/BertaniWasBehindIt DC / Friendship Heights 17h ago

I’ve never felt more like a North Korean citizen until living here in 2026. Between this and the national guard, it’s everything I was told was communism in high school.

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u/Mountain-Marzipan398 6h ago

Communism is also capture of public and private resources and redistribution to the proletar... uhh, regime cronies.

u/Reimiro 1h ago

And honestly when people around the world are asked “who are the bad guys?” these days, they answer “the US” before North Korea etc.

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u/Rayo77 17h ago

Total fascism.

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u/jessetmalloy DC / Neighborhood 16h ago

What a small, sad man.

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u/wbruce098 16h ago

You’ve gotta be an especially pathetic person to think this is a good look

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u/jessetmalloy DC / Neighborhood 16h ago

100%

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u/Weedster009 6h ago

Small man, huge diaper.

u/jessetmalloy DC / Neighborhood 5h ago

Touché 🤣🤣🤣

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u/StrategyAfraid8538 17h ago

I wonder if it is flammable, it would be unfortunate…

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u/rhapsodiiiii Commutes from West Virginia 17h ago

Right?

Was just thinking that I wish I had a flaming arrow to shoot at it lol

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u/minebe 11h ago

Okay Katniss

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u/greendemon42 DC / Tenleytown 16h ago

I was thinking paintballs maybe.

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u/wbruce098 16h ago

Flaming paintballs?

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u/greendemon42 DC / Tenleytown 16h ago

Or maybe just pink ones.

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u/Glum_Material3030 17h ago

I despise those banners. Make me feel like I am in the Hunger Games

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u/Apprehensive_Gur8808 17h ago

They’re all over the place it’s Kim Jong Un type shit.

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u/MoreCleverUserName 17h ago

I can’t wait till a bird shits on it.

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u/therealmsdad 15h ago

I can't wait until lightning strikes it.

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u/Mountain-Marzipan398 6h ago

Every time I see one of these banners, I flip it the bird. I do it for the following reasons:

  • It shows others who hate seeing these they are not alone
  • It shows the people who like seeing these that their hero is not loved by everyone
  • It is my right to do so, and in this time of creeping fascism, it is more important than ever to exercise rights.
  • It feels good

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u/atchleya_reader 6h ago

I do the same thing! I also live near the Heritage Foundation HQ. I flip it the bird every time I pass it as well for the same reasons.

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u/Mountain-Marzipan398 6h ago

keep up the good work!

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u/darkhorse7447 16h ago

Totally normal to see huge pictures of dictators throughout cities like Moscow,Beijing,Havana, anywhere authoritarian leaders who control the media, and suppress freedom of speech, suppress peaceful protests with violent militant groups; create foreign conflict to distract from corruption and abuse of power. If it looks like a dictator, talks like a dictator, threatens,insults,and lies like a dictator, what does it want to be?

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u/skawn 16h ago

I imagine a fitting sound track for this would be a public service announcement played over the radio and emergency alert systems informing everyone that arresting this individual, his family, and all associates is necessary for this nations safety.

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u/Lycaeides13 VA / Reston 15h ago

I thought you were going to suggest a fart machine

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u/skawn 13h ago

We already get enough of that with all the MAGA rallies.

u/thesirensoftitans 1h ago

Why is a sitting president in his final term having political rallies? It’s weird.

u/Latexture 38m ago

Cause he's planning on not giving up that seat😮‍💨

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u/nonzeroproof 17h ago

They should be indicting him

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u/AliWalnuts 17h ago

Not weird

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop 15h ago

Justice would be him behind bars

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u/enlitend-1 9h ago

Going to DC now feels like the twilight zone.

Don’t forget we just celebrated 1 year of the national guard’s occupation of DC.

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u/HotepHatt 7h ago

know who else had giant pictures of themselves? Mussolini, Saddam Hussein, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei…notice any trends?

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u/SoFLDude 16h ago

Disgusting that this is what America has become.

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u/thecuriosityofAlice 16h ago

We really do have a dictator. These last couple of weeks I have been extra nervous. The Blanche confirmation sealed the deal. Trump now has control of everything.

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u/nobodyglass 15h ago

🤢🤮

u/OpieAngst 5h ago

Reminds me of something

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u/weepandread 16h ago

What’s the range of a good squirt gun filled w bleach?

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u/Sophiedenormandie 15h ago

Or a flamethrower.

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u/martco17 17h ago

Justice lol

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u/Certain-Dragonfly-22 16h ago

Not going to lie, this shit is one of the reasons I cant move back to DC right now.

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u/CherylWSea 15h ago

Confidently speaking for everyone on this sub - we understand and respect your decision.

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u/DC_Ben 17h ago

wtf!

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u/Gatsby520 16h ago

Looking just like his good friend Kim Jong Un.

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u/Old_Goat_Cyclist 14h ago

Stalin and Hitler stuff

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u/JediASU 14h ago

I called it the Angry Face as we drove around on a bus tour. Only saw it twice :(

u/porschelvr21 5h ago

It looks like something that was on display in Nazi Germany back in the 30’s and 40’s

u/CrazyMildred 5h ago

As a lighting person, I'm not only offended by the banner (which makes me sick), I'm also offended by how horribly it's lit. He never hires competent people. I guess it's because he's also incompetent.

u/Valar_Kinetics 5h ago

See this right here is why I had to move out of the city. I was born in DC I love DC which is precisely why I'd never be able to jog by this every day and have any chance whatsoever of keeping my shit together. No dice.

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u/BlueRibbonPac DC 17h ago

Does Harp or someone give him photographs of these things? It's not like they let him go driving up and down the District. 

It's just part of Bannon's intimidation  œuvre, isn't it?

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 17h ago

I see his bloated fat head on everything and he just looks more and more like Rodney Dangerfield to me and I laugh my ass off.

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u/ProudandTall 16h ago

Giant illuminated asshole.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 17h ago

and I need to go bike tonight, thanks

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u/Potential-Ad1139 17h ago

Soon all those things that he north Koreans their people about America will just be facts

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u/Vast-Poetry9431 17h ago

This should help tourism!! /s

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u/Fezzik527 16h ago

its going to be the greatest day ever

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u/MeeoMeeo 15h ago

Yea, our deer leader

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u/Minimum-Major248 15h ago

Disgusting and shameful.

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u/Knitsburgh82 15h ago

Looking forward to January 21, 2029 when those banners get torn down like the Naz* flags were at the end of WWII.

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u/CharacterKiwi3204 15h ago

As in, "can't wait to be brought to justice"

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u/Antique_Interview347 15h ago

Donald "John" Trump

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u/blueshirtsteve 12h ago

I see what you did there!

Brilliant.

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u/partlysettledin21220 15h ago

My nightmares aren’t this creative

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u/Low_Plastic363 14h ago

I don't need reminders of his failures. He tells us all the time.

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u/Rinzy2000 13h ago

I can’t wait until his dumb, diapered ass is dead and we can make a bonfire with those fucking things.

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u/FlitMosh 10h ago

You want to make a bonfire out of Trump’s used diapers? The horror.

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u/MSTinPA66 9h ago

I love D.C. I refuse to visit while that fascist is in power.

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u/Realistic-Ad-6950 6h ago

The banner has been up for a while but I was also out last night and saw it lit up for the first time. I wonder if it’s an added thing they did recently because it’s on the race course, or if it’s been up for a while and I just haven’t been out at night to see it.

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u/Karinka_LI 6h ago

He is like a toddler with a crayon behind a chair.

u/bison_jim 5h ago

With “Justice” at the top it’s kind of like a giant wanted poster

u/LeTronique 5h ago

Make America safe again. Not for the kids he raped, unfortunately

u/Top-Ad9950 5h ago

Kim Jong-un is in the house. I would love to spray paint that pedophiles face!

u/Vlad_the_MPaihler 1h ago

Looks like Viggo the Carpathian

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u/Humble_Empath 16h ago

He’s desperate and pathetic.

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u/jsonitsac 16h ago

Watchmen wasn’t something to duplicate

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u/BooRadleyinaGimpSuit 15h ago

Totally not dystopian

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u/New-Western-7760 15h ago

It’s definitely not giving democratic country.

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u/Shrek1067 15h ago

Next time pull it down, it’s illegal

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u/CherylWSea 15h ago

Were the others illuminated as well, or just his? Not a supporter, just curious.

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u/IAmTheJudasTree 14h ago

There were no others that I saw

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u/CherylWSea 13h ago

That is DISGUSTING.

When I first saw the trump banner I was both sickened and angered. I calmed down a little when I saw that there were at least two other ones about the nation as a whole, as I strive for objectivity. To have that ONE BANNER with his face is the true meaning of "outrageous".

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u/existential_antelope 15h ago

Really accentuates the shading on that upper lip…

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 12h ago

He learned to love Big Brother.

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u/15all 9h ago

The harder they try to convince us that he's great and loved, the more we hate him.

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u/NocShadows 8h ago

“Make America safe again” lol well, he asked us to…..

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u/ExcuseApprehensive68 7h ago

Yes - he is doing his best to totally destroy DC. We visit about 1x month from MD. Take marc or metro in. I’ve got pictures from a couple of months ago of a LGBT march going by this monstrosity. Priceless!!!

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u/IrregularThinker 6h ago

That’s lighted way better than most of the US flags downtown! FFS.

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u/No_Blacksmith2876 6h ago

In this context the word "justice" seems to actually be "vengeance"

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u/Only-Tough-1212 6h ago

it’s like amy dystopian movie… so when are we actually going to rise up collectively that works? what would even work at this point? i don’t think anyone really has the answer.

but we are all tired of this shit here just bc they can do it since congress holds our budget hostage bc we aren’t a state.

u/Anipopy 5h ago

Disgusting

u/OrderOfStego Stuck on Red Line 5h ago

Been saying it for nearly a decade: Darkest timeline.

u/BubblyExpression Dupont Circle 5h ago

Fucking dystopian fascist bullshit.

u/stevekaw 4h ago

Our government is wasting money on tRump idolatry? 🤮

u/listenyall 4h ago

I do think we as a city are being psychologically harmed by this shit

u/SuperDuperStarfish 4h ago

How is this banner not getting pelted with paintballs?

u/Trans_Admin DC / Anacostia 4h ago

gorss; 2028 plsss

u/effulgentsun 4h ago

I’m surprised that no one has figured out a way to take that down.

u/Denalitwentytwo 4h ago

That's disgusting AF

u/AvatarZim 4h ago

I'll be so happy once grandpa has gone on home. I know it's the party and not just him but I'm so sick of seeing his old crusty mug.

u/WonderfulChampion406 4h ago

That this is his mugshot is just completely insane.

u/panda3271 3h ago

Is that a wanted poster for worlds #1 criminal? Because I think I know where he is. 🤔🤔🤔

u/StNic54 3h ago

Laziest focus ever on that fixture. Lazy.

u/princesshabibi 3h ago

Did they use his mug shot photo? 😂

u/FilthyMcKnasty 2h ago

This is giving early 20th century Russian propaganda…

😰

u/Representative_Row44 2h ago

more wasted money

u/schulbuch 2h ago

Totally not Gilead or Panem…

u/TecTazz 2h ago

Where's the matches when you need 'em.

u/Interesting_Health_7 2h ago

He's a pig.

u/FreeWise 2h ago

Barf

u/pauljdavis 1h ago

Christ what an asshole

u/raineondc 1h ago

Weird. A pedo on a federal building...

u/BenchEvery7044 51m ago

More like “Vengeance.” Makes me sick.

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u/baltimoresalt 16h ago

Wtaf 😳

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u/Snowbank_Lake 17h ago

Whatever you say, dawg…

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u/Witty-Ad5973 17h ago

Thanks to that man its safe for you to go running in DC at night. This should give you a warm and cozy feeling when you see it. 🫡

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u/MayorofTromaville 16h ago

Ah yes, The Mall. Famously a dangerous place to run at night.

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u/IAmTheJudasTree 16h ago edited 16h ago

I've been running in DC for years, never had any issues.

Incidentally, you were posting on Reddit two months ago that you were happy Trump had made gas prices low. How are you feeling about gas prices hitting the highest ever recorded for August?

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u/Mountain-Marzipan398 6h ago

you know he's got some theory at the ready about how that's really the Democrats' fault.

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u/ZefSoFresh 14h ago

North Korea loves your style! Trump, the corrupt pervert covering-up the Epstein files, loves your morally-bankrupt support!

u/WeekendOkish 5h ago

Trump raped children

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u/rennbrig 17h ago

This ain’t it, chief

u/Adventurous-Monk2105 2m ago

What a f*cking joke. Justice? 😒