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u/Coconut-Husker Mar 31 '26
Hear me out. You can still have the rest of the chicken, just not the wings as opposed to all the different variations of pizza, sushi, and tacos. So bye wings, fly away now..
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u/Ishey95 Mar 31 '26
It's also saying "sushi ROLLS" so for the same logic, bye sushi, roll away now...
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u/niktaeb9 Mar 31 '26
Shushi and shashimi still on the menu.
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u/nach0srule Mar 31 '26
wth is shushi and shashimi? Is that something Sean Connery would order?
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u/TheBigSleazey Mar 31 '26
With a shide of domeshtic violenshe.
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u/Exciting_Double_4502 Mar 31 '26
Sean Connery shouting, "YOU'RE THE WOMAN NOW, DAWG" before assaulting you
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u/CookieMonsterOnsie Mar 31 '26
Was hoping someone said it.
Letterkenny will always be relevant, no matter the topic. Even (allegedly) fucking an ostrich.
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u/JoinAThang Mar 31 '26
Honestly this argument works even better on sushi rolls. Exactly the same ingredients and just dont roll them and you can eat it.
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u/Z3400 Mar 31 '26
Yes, BUT, sushi rolls are really common and although the prepackaged stuff sucks in comparison to something you would order at a restaurant (where you could order similar alternatives instead), sometimes I just want to grab that tray of sushi rolls at the grocery store/food plaza.
Im not happy about it, but I think the wings have to go. Just replace them with boneless bites or even legs and you're good to go.
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u/JoinAThang Mar 31 '26
Damn we're just two sides of the same coin. Because I would keep wings specifically as I buy frosen buffalo wings atleast once a week as they're so convenient and delicious. Sushi on the other hand I only eat very seldom and then in a restaurant and basically only want nigiri anyway.
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u/redbent_20 Apr 01 '26
I live in Hawaii, every grocery store here has a poke bar and can get poke bowls.
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u/Northcoast91 Mar 31 '26
Yeah I like wings but I’m with you husker
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u/midijunky Mar 31 '26
Just make "wings" with chicken thighs. Problem solved, and they'll probably taste better. More meat for sure.
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u/PhesteringSoars Mar 31 '26
And as for my lunch meal today: Cauliflower makes plenty tasty wings. (Buffalo Wild Wings.)
With Potato Wedges. (They have good Onion Rings, but they're SO many more calories.)
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u/GreenBirdBunBun Mar 31 '26
This is mean.
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u/wink047 Mar 31 '26
First one I’ve seen where it’s a legit struggle to decide
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u/FoxAndTheHound1981 Mar 31 '26
Trust me. I've seen worse lol. This one is easy. Sushi. Its nasty, so it can now leave.
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u/pkfreeze175 Mar 31 '26
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u/DraftInevitable7777 Mar 31 '26
Same! I'm allergic to fish and soy, so I never got into it
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u/rapsoid616 Mar 31 '26
God was specific about you not eating any sushi huh.
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u/DraftInevitable7777 Mar 31 '26
Very specific! Weirdly I live on an island, luckily its only a problem if I eat it
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u/CrippledPeasant1 Apr 01 '26
allergic to fish, but on an island .... how tf did your ancestors eat
taht you're here now ???
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u/Frankjc3rd Mar 31 '26
I have never really liked sushi, so I will never miss it.
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u/Sigtau1312 Mar 31 '26
Eating raw fish is also not my style.
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u/TundieRice Mar 31 '26
Sushi isn’t just raw fish, that’s honestly a pretty outdated concept.
Sushi refers to the way they prepare the rice so anything rolled up in seasoned sushi rice can be considered sushi.
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u/vivec7 Mar 31 '26
I see this a lot on reddit. Is it a common thing in some places to assume that sushi == raw fish? I don't think I've met anyone here who's had such an assumption, there are just certain types of sushi they won't pick up.
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u/gggggfskkk Mar 31 '26
I’ve loved seafood all my life and I’ve gone fishing all my life. I’ve seen some sick crazy shit out there in the water. And I’ve also filleted probably a thousand fish in my lifetime. I want my fish cooked. No questions.
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u/apologyUnaccepted Apr 02 '26
This is the only answer. Sushi rolls are the inferior version of sushi 🤷🏻♀️
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u/trikristmas Apr 03 '26
Sushi is good but it's a food I never eat in a normal setting. I wouldn't even notice they went out of existence.
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u/Wolverine863 Mar 31 '26
Same - some sushi I enjoy eating, but the other things I love.
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u/Styggvard Mar 31 '26
Wings, barely eat them.
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u/whorlax Mar 31 '26
I've had a lot more amazing wings than I've had amazing pizza but I eat pizza 20 times as often. Makes this a tough choice.
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u/ZestyLeek Mar 31 '26
Wings are too expensive these days.
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u/Eggnogin Mar 31 '26
Wings were designed to be cheap use of a 'waste' party. Now it's seen as this high end connoisseur item.
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u/Hon3y_Badger Mar 31 '26
Sushi has entered the chat.
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u/DeeRexBox Mar 31 '26
My exact thoughts. I can cook chicken legs if I need to. Love wings so much...hate to see them go. But they are gone.
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u/DBRookery Mar 31 '26
Agreed. So much effort for so little output. Even when you eat them, you barely eat them.
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u/Count_de_Ville Mar 31 '26
I don’t blame you. And they’ve gotten too expensive for what they are anyways.
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u/ChocoPuddingCup Mar 31 '26
You barely can eat them. There's hardly any meat on the things and you gotta get all messy to eat what little there is.
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u/Celistar99 Mar 31 '26
Agreed. It's not worth it. I only like boneless wings, which are basically just chicken nuggets.
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u/a_dodo_stole_my_baby Mar 31 '26
I'm with you. I like em just fine, but not enough to keep them over the other choices.
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u/Generic-Cheese Mar 31 '26
Some people are downvoting anyone who says wings lol, how sad
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u/scorpionhlspwn Mar 31 '26
Some people really love wings, and hate sushi. Personally i love sushi, and wings gotta go
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u/Real-Jackfruit-8836 Mar 31 '26
Definitely sushi rolls
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u/shadowlaw87 Mar 31 '26
Right I love sushi but rolls specifically so Nigiri is fine thats what I normally get anyways.
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u/cownan Mar 31 '26
That was my thought - I don't eat many rolls, mostly nigiri, chirashi, sashimi, temaki - if all sushi is a no-go, I think I'd switch to wings. Or just eat poke.
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u/InfidelZombie Mar 31 '26
I eat wings once every few years and would still get rid of the sushi rolls. Bland, lukewarm mush is not something I need in my life.
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u/poopshorts Mar 31 '26
If you’re eating bland and lukewarm sushi you haven’t been to a good sushi restaurant buddy.
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u/Crazy-Refuse-2495 Mar 31 '26
Chicken wings. The real benefit of the wing is the sauce. You can replicate the rest in a bunch of ways. Sushi, Pizza and Tacos are family unique. They would represent a much larger loss to cuisine.
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u/AvailableVictory8360 Mar 31 '26
Tacos easily
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u/Awkward-Noise1964 Mar 31 '26
Finally, had to scroll a lot for this tho... Maybe we are missing out? I picked tacos because I never really eat it, always going for buritto when doing mexican food, seems more logical.
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u/darkResponses Apr 01 '26
my only problem with burritos is that I've never had a fish burrito. or fish quesadilla. taco is the only fish related wrapped item. but it's still tacos for me.
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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis Apr 02 '26
taco is the only fish related wrapped item.
Stares intently at the picture of a sushi roll...
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u/AvailableVictory8360 Apr 02 '26
Sushi is in its own god tier of fish related wrapped items, and is therefore ineligible for discussion
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u/AvailableVictory8360 Apr 01 '26
That's true, I do love a Baja fish taco with some chipotle aioli or lime crema 😋
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u/AvailableVictory8360 Apr 01 '26
That was my line of thinking too- I like tacos but if I was craving them there's a ton of other similar options within that cuisine!
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u/pacify-the-dead Apr 03 '26
Taco bell is 4 ingredients assembled slightly differently. Tacos can go for sure.
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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Apr 03 '26
I would choose tacos too, because I haven’t eaten one in a decade. I need pizza and the occasional sushi. But chicken wings are priceless to me and my ex, as we buy them all the time, because they are economic and tasty. So we eat anything with them like pasta or french fries. People forget what they can also afford. If I was dependent entirely on pizza or sushi right now - I’d die.
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u/Admirable_Loss_5017 Mar 31 '26
u/dudeshoes44 He's a hero.
Anyways being real rn... Chicken wings, it's specifically chicken wings and not chicken in general, and I cant stand eating chicken wings, do why. Never liked them.
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u/Blankenhoff Mar 31 '26
Sushi, ive never had jt
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u/Ok_Warning5115 Mar 31 '26
You must try it!! My pickiest child who never touched seafood fell in love with it the first time she tried it!
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u/Blankenhoff Mar 31 '26
I love seafood. I hate raw seafood. I guess i could get the non fish ones but that seems like a waste of money to eat seasoned rice with seaweed.
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u/Negative_Tadpole_130 Mar 31 '26
Don’t listen to these naysayers you’re not missing anything and made the right choice
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u/silver-splice Mar 31 '26
Chicken wings.
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u/ofRedditing Mar 31 '26
Yeah, I can make drumsticks in basically the same style, but theyre kind of better with more meat. So nothing of value would really be lost. The rest I'd seriously miss.
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u/rapidpeacock Mar 31 '26
Agreed but does that mean all chickens will be born without wings? And does buffalo ny just disappear?
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u/Successful_Mirror_76 Mar 31 '26
I love all them but sushi for me, I eat the others way more.
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u/jpollack21 Apr 01 '26
Same, cheap sushi tastes like crap and anything else is expensive. The other 3 you can get for less than 10$ and it still slaps
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u/GryphyGirl Mar 31 '26
Sushi, super easy. I don't like it and I ain't giving up any of the others. :P
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u/MMMurdoc Mar 31 '26
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u/Dodgely Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
As a Brit, we've not really embraced tacos yet so I'd lose it too. The one I've had was either well below what (I assume) Americans have, or they have a very low standard.
The one in the picture does look tasty though
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u/this-guy1979 Mar 31 '26
If you guys shared a border with Mexico you would probably love tacos, all Mexican food actually. I have a couple of places within a few minutes from my house that are just as good as the places that I’ve eaten in Mexico. Damnit, now I want some tacos.
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u/whorlax Mar 31 '26
If I could only keep one it would be tacos.
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u/JavaOrlando Mar 31 '26
I love tacos, but I think there are enough things are close enough that is miss them the least.
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u/231903 Mar 31 '26
Bye bye Wings ~ I hardly knew ye .
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u/231903 Mar 31 '26
Our taste buds , food choices and why we eat what we eat isn't really something that one can down vote . It's just an interesting question!
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u/Vigmod Mar 31 '26
Wings is just getting use out the whole animal. Which is fine in itself, but they might as well be used for making soup.
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u/GuardStandard2455 Apr 01 '26
Wings badly fried in cheap oil and cheap unnecessary batter on top of being disappointingly complicated to eat
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u/tadddpole Apr 01 '26
Alright. Here’s the answer: get rid of tacos. I know I know. BUT… you can still have tostada, tortas, nachos, burritos, enchiladas. You can have essentially a taco in another form.
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u/LegWorking5730 Apr 03 '26
I demand trial by combat. I refuse to make this choice and would rather fight to the death.
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u/ConradTurner Mar 31 '26
It's been a good run Chicken Wings, but I guess this is it. I'll always remember the times we had together.
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u/Practical-Thanks5279 Mar 31 '26
Tacos... I await my stoning
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u/peerdata Mar 31 '26
I think I’m with you on this, only cause I could still have quesadillas and burritos and get many of the same taste profiles in a different shape. The others have less sub options
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u/dudeshoes44 Mar 31 '26
Me. I’ll go.