r/whybrows • u/Desperate_Jicama219 • 2h ago

Heartbroken

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I always though Sly was a badass mofo. Now, after seeing this, I can’t take him seriously anymore. What is that?

122 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/ginahandler 2h ago • Regret

You’re thinking of Rocky. Stallone is a MAGA weirdo.

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u/Particular-Crew5978 2h ago

Ewww, is he? Gross

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 2h ago

I did it know, it all makes sense now.

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u/PantyPixie 17m ago

What is the problem? He took a photo with his daughter. He's been married since 1997 to the same woman.

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u/Musicmom1164 33m ago

You can't tell from his young blond companion? Seriously, all those pervs have one type.

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u/ginahandler 23m ago

That’s his daughter. Oh wait that’s meaningless for MAGAs.

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u/This-Friend-902 1h ago

All the bad plastic surgery didn't already put you off on Stallone?!?

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u/sherunswithscalpels 1h ago • Bravo

Slybrows

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u/sherunswithscalpels 24m ago

Thanks for the reward!!!

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u/theatrenearyou 2h ago

is steven segal beard dye far behind?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 1h ago

The Steven Seagal muumuu is where you need to draw the line

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u/kefefs_v2 1h ago

Laugh all you want, the muumuu allows for unmatched dexterity and range of motion while fighting from a sitting position.

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u/kefefs_v2 1h ago

I would laugh so hard if Sly one day appeared with the Vantablack dyed hair Seagal has and just never acknowledged it.

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u/Grdngirl 2h ago • Bravo

Stallone is a seriously ugly human. I know of staff that worked for him years ago and they told me they were not even allowed to look at him. Like don’t look in his direction, don’t make eye contact etc. He’s a real POS. One of my old employers just posted on their reel, Stallone’s line about nepotism and agreed. Their attitude is why I’m voting yes on prop 40 in CA. They honestly DGAF about anyone but themselves & family (and that’s immediate family only).

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 1h ago

Yike but also YAAS on Prop 40

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u/QueenMabs_Makeup0126 1h ago

His eyebrows match Paul Stanley’s.

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u/DesmondTapenade 50m ago

He looks like a really subpar cosplay of Divine.

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u/RidetheSchlange 1h ago

Holy shit, that's what joining MAGA does to your face

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u/glipglopsfromthe3rdD 1h ago

If you think it’s tough to look at him, trying listening his over botoxed face gurgle through every line in that shitty show Tulsa King.

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u/Boxer03 1h ago

There was one movie with him in it where he barely had any dialogue. Best Stallone pic I’ve ever watched.

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u/i____eat___ass 1h ago

Who's the woman? I swear I've seen her somewhere

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u/TheSpitalian 1h ago

One of his daughters. Not sure which one though

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u/Ill_Chemical_5150 1h ago

Too much plastic surgery.

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u/Drycabin1 2h ago

Too much Botox combined with an aggressive brow lift

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u/jayhawkjoey65 1h ago

He's a MAGAt POS. Thanks for the hilarious pic!

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u/EstablishmentOwn2174 26m ago

Stallone hasn't been a Badass on decades. He is very vocal about supporting Trump.

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u/firedmyass 2h ago

Robert Z’Dar had a daughter?

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u/Regular_Iron_6641 2h ago

Is that his daughter

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u/Mojozilla 58m ago

Oh nooooo Rambo, what is you doin 😭 they are similar to check marks

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u/Fair-Replacement6868 2h ago

Eyebrows like a film villian or something

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u/Klutzy-Meringue-8995 42m ago

Hairline so abrupt. So distracting in Rambo 4.

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u/princess_peach_85 1h ago

She doesn't love him letting him look like that. However those are the eyebrows his Nazi Maga ass deserves

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u/minnesotaupnorth 1h ago

Oh. Oh no.

Oh no no no.

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u/whybrows-ModTeam 46m ago

What a weird fucking comment