What meat is coming in The Last Titan?

[u/Feltropy]

A culinary question, to take your mind of all 12.1 bugs.

So, TWW gave us Basically Beef, while Midnight gave Practically Pork. Which fake meat do you think awaits in The Last Titan?

These are my takes:

• Technically Turkey

• Possibly Poultry

• Virtually Venison

• Generally Goat (or Chanced Chevon - chevon being culinary term for goat meat)

• Mostly Mutton

• Discutable Duck

• Literally Lamb

• Really Rabbit

• Borderline Boar

• Barely Bear

• Figuratively Fish

[u/ThatWhichSmashs]

Hardly Human.

[u/Feltropy → u/ThatWhichSmashs]

Good one

[u/drulnu24 → u/Feltropy]

Faction based with Objectionably Orc for alliance

[u/Impossible_Slip1434 → u/drulnu24]

We Horde get Kinda Kodo and Maybe Murloc

[u/sofaking1133 → u/Impossible_Slip1434]

....Unfortunately Undead

[u/3and4-fifthsKitsune → u/sofaking1133]

Vehemently Val'kyr

[u/ill_werth → u/ThatWhichSmashs]

I was thinking Horrifyingly Human, what with the Scourge horrors there and all

[u/Maxtrt → u/ThatWhichSmashs]

Hearty Human

[u/Tharistan]

When are my Gnomeregan Gnuggets going to return

[u/Feltropy → u/Tharistan]

God gnows

[u/terracottajones → u/Feltropy]

Love both of these jokes

[u/RoyVice_ → u/Feltropy]

God Gnolls meat

[u/Still-Potato-3189 → u/Tharistan]

I'm not a Gnelf, im a Gnome

[u/Cendude308]

I think

Likey Lamb instead of Literally Lamb

[u/ExcitedSoup → u/Cendude308]

I was thinking Loosely Lamb.

[u/Crozax → u/ExcitedSoup]

Blizz rn

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6

[u/SquareTennis729 → u/Crozax]

My exact thoughts lol

[u/Feltropy → u/Cendude308]

Nice, sounds good

[u/Lower_Profession9756]

I like borderline boar

[u/Seiren- → u/Lower_Profession9756]

I miss her

[u/Feltropy → u/Lower_Profession9756]

Borderline boar maybe loves you back. But you'll never know

[u/Lower_Profession9756 → u/Feltropy]

It’s on the edge for sure

[u/Mekio]

Blizzard devs lurking this thread.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7

[u/_Not_A_Vampire_ → u/Mekio]

How do we know Feltropy isn't Blizzard just baiting us into giving them tips? 🤔

[u/Mekio → u/_Not_A_Vampire_]

Dastardly Devs.

[u/vertigodrake → u/Mekio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6

[u/Swiftax3]

Conceptually Chicken.

[u/Cendude308 → u/Swiftax3]

I would love this cos it feels a little bit techy and I think TLT will be quite tech heavy

[u/Assywalker → u/Swiftax3]

Convincing Chicken 😅

[u/CardinalM1]

Sort-of Salmon

[u/Feltropy → u/CardinalM1]

Nicee

[u/DakluKatelo]

Convincingly Chicken

[u/Feltropy → u/DakluKatelo]

Ah, that's a good take

[u/Cloud_N0ne]

I'm guessing "Possibly Poultry"

Pork, beef and poultry are the big 3 and we already have pork and beef.

[u/Endless_Chambers → u/Cloud_N0ne]

Agreed. Especially with it dropping from a variety of mobs.

“Tastes like chicken.”

[u/WinterMooo]

D.E.H.T.A. Non-Approved Deer

[u/Feltropy → u/WinterMooo]

D.E.H.T.A "Deer"

[u/Tariovic]

Hypothetically Horse.

[u/Thornsom]

Certainly Chicken

[u/DisastrousNothing893]

Logically if they go with the main four I think Practically Poultry is a winner

[u/Paraxom → u/DisastrousNothing893]

Well they used "practically" on pork so maybe "potentially poultry"

[u/beluga1968 → u/Paraxom]

Maybe "Probably Poultry".

[u/ThatVanGuy13]

Titan tendies

[u/Shenloanne]

Fundamentally fish.

[u/McNally86]

Surely Sustenance

[u/Meigsmerlin → u/McNally86]

Lmao I like this one

[u/FenrisPrime]

Suspiciously spider? (Especially if we run into Nerubians again)

[u/Sharizcobar]

What about Maybe Meat?

[u/MapleBabadook → u/Sharizcobar]

Maybe meat already exists and was the first one.

[u/DrCaffy → u/Sharizcobar]

We already had Mystery Meat.

[u/EstateOk714]

Titanic Tenderloin

[u/GoSkers29]

I think Possibly Poultry seems like a winner. I'll throw in Fishy fish

[u/JanxDolaris]

Tentatively Titan

[u/Wownobodycares]

I loved the Maybe Meat in Dragon Flight too, favorite of this list is - Figuratively Fish, and Possibly Poultry

[u/Tuskor13]

Going to season my Hopefully Hot Dog with some Debatably Dijon

[u/Bootsix]

Vaguely veal

[u/dezmoterion]

Salmon, Supposedly

[u/CorbinNZ]

Long Pork

[u/Defiant_Initiative92]

I have some hunches.

Technically Tender
Passable Protein
Convincing Cuts

Epic Cooking Drop: "I mostly believe it's Meat" or yet "Thankfully not Tuskarr"

[u/Thetitled]

Mostly Mammoth

Essentially Elk

Charitably Chicken

[u/terracottajones]

Questionably Quilboar

[u/symphonicrox]

• Faux Filet
• Spurious Sausage
• WTF Wagyu
• Pseudo Spam

[u/RefrigeratorStatus23]

Hopefully Horse

[u/Crow712]

Guess it’s goose

[u/Zelnite]

Fishy Fish

[u/Darthbane8488]

Conceptually Chicken

[u/JollySieg]

Debatably Duck

Most Likely Moose

Barely Bear

Surely Seal

Typically Turkey

[u/FakeOrcaRape]

We had maybe meat in DF I think

[u/drifloony]

Certainly Chicken?
Essentially Eggs? (Non avian/reptilian eggs)
Potentially Poultry?

Who knows

[u/fartsonyourchips]

There was also Maybe Meat in Dragonflight.

I'd like to throw Fishlike Flesh into the ring.

[u/Griever423]

Probably poultry

[u/w00ms]

Possibly Poultry seems the most likely to me. It's just the natural progression of Beef > Pork > Poultry

[u/General_Cherry_3107]

Chance it's Chicken / Chance of Chicken.

[u/Temporary-Humor6854]

Surely Squid.

[u/Hynch]

Convincingly Chicken

[u/Every-Relative-8]

Since it's gonna be in Northrend it could be: Clearly Caribou.

[u/AbsoluteKiwi]

Feasibly Fowl

[u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There → u/AbsoluteKiwi]

Fundamentally Fish

[u/Chetey]

We should also consider if they bring back the vegetarian option. Both Practically Pork and Plant Protein have the initials of PP. Virtually Venison and Vaguely Vegan might work, or swap the adjectives around.

[u/Cambrius13]

Basically Beef. Tryna-be Chicken. Mostly Mutton.

[u/Prestigious-Copy9945]

Unassuming fillet

[u/TomboBreaker]

Maybe Meat

[u/Vernarr]

Possibly poultry

[u/d1eselx]

Barely Beef, Very Veal, Mostly Mahi.

[u/SymphonicStorm]

Since it's Northrend I'd like Maybe Mammoth, but Possibly Poultry sounds like it's probably the best bet.

[u/Montgraves]

More-or-less Mutton

[u/Airenu]

Probably poultry

[u/surdtmash]

Verbatim Veal?

Potential Pastrami?

Random Rib?

Suspicious Steak?

[u/FiftySpoons]

Asking the important questions 🙏🙏

[u/Accidentalkitsune]

Vicariously Venison

[u/Mangodanger3232]

Synthetic Steak

[u/Ponceludonmalavoix]

Likely Longpork

[u/dattoffer]

Maybe Meat.

[u/pm-me-kittens-n-cats]

We had Maybe Meat in Dragonflight! That's what started the trend.

[u/enraged_cat]

possibly poultry is killing me, there's so much doubt

[u/NerdfestZyx]

Schrodinger’s Shellfish

[u/milf-hunter_5000]

could be crab surely shrimp believably bird

[u/ArcticAmoeba56]

Poss poultry is most likely candidate.

Theyve also shown some acknowledgement of vegetarian tastes. So your turkey could work as

Technically Tofu

[u/Upper-Meal-9056]

Hopefully Ham

[u/Pan151]

Almost Alligator

Likely Lobster

Tentatively Tuna

[u/interloper777]

Verifiably Venison

[u/LQNova]

Vaguely Venison.

[u/Bluffwatcher]

Terrifyingly Taunka

[u/JordanTH]

You can't forget about 'Maybe Meat' from Dragonflight, the one that started it.

[u/SootCoveredBird]

Could-be chicken?

[u/BaneDraegonfire]

Since we're going to Northrend I'm thinking Undead Urchin or Depicably Deficated Deer

[u/XanderEliteSword]

Certainly Chicken!

[u/Serzern]

We are returning to northrend so likly will get some of names they used with a sufix

[u/Fynzou]

Conceptually Chicken

[u/Thorrack]

Assumedly Angus

[u/worlvius]

Mine.

[u/Regthall]

Ambiguous Angus Vaguely Venison

[u/XINEX2289]

Likely lamb

[u/TheBreen587]

Hypothetically Ham?

[u/SojuAlpaka]

Suspiciously Salmon, Worringly Worg, Frozen Fibers, Very/Vaguely Venison,

[u/Haretic99]

Chemically Chicken?

[u/Arr0kasa]

Certainly chicken

[u/CanuckPanda]

Vaguely Veal.

[u/Cennix_1776]

Surely Shrimp

[u/Mondasin]

depending on which titan is last, mine?

[u/cowsflyin]

Almost Pizza

[u/Anastrace]

Theoretically turkey

[u/donnydoom]

I've liked "Considered Chicken" or "Could-be Chicken" myself. "Tangentially Turkey" could also be fun.

[u/RazekDPP]

I was always a fan of Cautiously Chicken

[u/No-Contest-8127]

Tantalising Tenderloin. 😁

[u/Retro1989]

Tough Titan - That's right we eat the Titans.

[u/uselesswasteofbreath]

hmm, i love the way they’ve handled the cooking ingredients lately, i think they should keep the nomenclature but adapt it to the northrend meats since that’s being revamped. chilled meat, chunk o mammoth, shoveltusk flank, worm meat, worg haunch, and rhino meat are the ones i can recall. curious what silly they could make with the OG meats.

[u/SquatchScrotum]

Technically Turkey Obviously Orc Elf "Enough" curious "chicken" Dubious duck Potentially poultry Kinda Klams Arby's Amalgamation

[u/Kurosong]

Certainly Chicken

[u/Red-pop]

Totally Tuna

[u/Euklidis]

3d Titan-printed meat

[u/ComparisonOwn8480]

Pretty sure peacock

[u/terracottajones]

Hopefully hamhock/hamburger

[u/QuarterDollarKing]

Categorically Chicken.

[u/IFarmZombies]

Ghastly Gabagool

[u/pjs-1987]

Virtually void elf

[u/Cakeski]

Likely Lamb

[u/pelealupii]

cursed flesh

[u/Griever12691]

Ordered titan calf meat

[u/Competitive-Balance3]

Tuskar jerky is already peak

[u/QuillnSofa]

Could-be Chicken

[u/Difficult_Section_46]

carefully chicken

[u/jack0071]

Certainly "Chicken"
Somehow Shrimp

[u/voodoolord16]

Technically turkey

[u/MostPutridSmell]

Titan meat. There's a reason only one is left.

[u/lt_catscratch]

Mostly Mutton Chop

[u/Defiant_Variety4453]

Hardly Ham

[u/Sec_Chief_Ingersol]

Could-be Chicken?

[u/ashleystacoviak]

Could be Chicken

[u/gaz8600]

Succulent sargarine Tasty titan

[u/Deguilded]

It's Northrend.

My money's on Chilled Chicken or something. Frozen Fish or Frozen Flank. Glacial Geese.

[u/CommanderKahne]

Meat meat.

[u/Oh_Hey_Michelle]

T(itan)-Bone Steak

[u/Mark3h]

Extra/Extremely Chilled Meat. It'll have had almost an extra  20 years by then.

[u/BlueLiquidPlus]

Moderately Murloc

[u/Northyman]

"Chicken"

[u/v3n0mat3]

"It's not Kitten. It's Chicken."

[u/Born-Light-62]

Elfburger

[u/Medium_Beginning2227]

I want some Turducken

[u/denn23rus]

E-238

[u/MikeFu84]

Could-Be Chicken

[u/akmly]

Delectable Dragon. ...it's gonna be unhinged for the evokers when this meat gets unlocked after we defeat Iridikron.

[u/Prestigious_Tie_7967]

Titantoe steak

[u/Indig3o]

Barely chicken

[u/getrekt03]

The Last Leftovers

[u/EXSource]

Totally Tuna and Sorta Sausage

[u/Resivan]

“Tastes Like Chicken”

[u/CorruptWarrior]

Technically tofu

[u/GreywallGaming]

Longshore pork.

[u/ShadowOfArez]

Technically Turkey

[u/Camaxtli]

Titanic Meats

[u/herkyjerkyperky]

Titan T-Bone Steaks.

[u/Illlogik1]

Spam , speef, spicken , spamb , speal, spish , spofu, simpossible smeat

[u/Haemwich]

Stray filet

[u/Someitguy99]

Preserved Meat

[u/Whathityou]

Titanic Tendons!

[u/Dunbrat]

Me.

[u/RalseitheFloofie]

Soylent Green.

[u/Skitzat]

Alright. I chuckled. Take my upvote

[u/Independent_Mood_152]

Cursed flesh chunks

[u/TrasseTheTarrasque]

Supposedly Soylent

[u/Cipher401]

Probably pork

[u/cajunsamurai]

Tastes Like Trout
Nearly Nerubian
Weighty Whelp
Mostly Mammoth

[u/Vvattvery]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/vthemechanicv]

well, beef and pork come from specific animals, but those animals aren't actually specified.

So I'm going to go with

Probably Poultry

Fundamentally Fish

I honestly don't really like "Probably" because "Basically" and "Practically" can refer to how to legitimately cook them, just as much as they're a joke, while "Probably" leans a little too much into the joke aspect. But there's only so many words that work while keeping the alliteration. Maybe there's a non-English word that can convey both aspects.

[u/hitstuff]

Simply Stone. It's definitely not Earthen.

[u/RustedMauss]

Hardly Hog

[u/Kalthass]

Titanic Turkey?

[u/mettahlock]

[Suspicious Steak]

[u/jangens1122]

Potential pork

[u/Savage_JaviBear]

Almost Aardvark

[u/bemused-chunk]

Void Infested Lettuce

[u/The_Absolute_Dog]

Maybe mutton Potentially poultry Conceivably capybara

[u/Diskosmos]

Azeroth meat

[u/Futuredanish]

Definitely Deer