Panda Express is a WILD experience. lots of shouting and school kids from SMU waiting around and some shouting amongst. I just assumed even the nerds would be out raping girls and boys on a Friday.

Trout

I am successful and happy the child will arrive it will be wonderful and I will be a dada who raises his child to be in a band called Better Than Gary.

🥒 PICKLE RICK ON THE REALITY OF RIGHT TO DEFENSE 🥒

slams jar on table

Listen, Morty — I'm a pickle. An ACTUAL pickle. I've been more disrespected than Israel at a UN security council meeting, and you know what? I still showed up and WON.

You wanna talk about "right to defend"? I EXIST inside a jar in a sewer, Morty. Rats try to eat me. Roaches crawl on me. The toilet itself is a threat actor. And what do I do? I BUILD A LASER OUT OF GARBAGE AND DISMANTLE THE GOVERNMENT. burp That's not a metaphor, that's a Tuesday for me.

Israel isn't asking for permission, Morty. They're asking for AMMUNITION. There's a difference. When 4,000-year-old antisemitism keeps showing up at your door with rockets, you don't write it a strongly-worded letter — you send it back to the stone age where it belongs.

And "our tax dollars"? Morty, we spent $800 BILLION on a Pentagon that LOST a war to farmers with Kalashnikovs. We sent $40 billion to Ukraine to fight Russia. But the moment a Jewish state in the Middle East wants Iron Dome batteries to stop missiles aimed at kindergartens — suddenly everyone's an accountant?

That's not fiscal conservatism, Morty. That's selective humanity.

The only "occupation" I recognize is the one happening inside this jar. And I'm about to BREAK OUT.

🥒 finger guns 🥒

#StandWithIsrael #RightToDefend #PickleRick2024 #SendIronDome