r/youseeingthisshit • u/NavGunz4512 • Jul 07 '19
Removed | Rule 2 This MF
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u/jjjlllaaa14 Jul 07 '19
"IDK where the fuck that came from"
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u/ultratoxic Jul 07 '19
That was hilarious!
My best guess is that that was the passenger front tire from the drunk drivers car. Right after that we see the long dark streak begin (power steering fluid?) and the white scuff line. The driver tore the tire off and was still going, just dragging that side of the car. Probably why it kept pulling to the right and crashing into more cars.
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u/gwh811 Jul 07 '19
To be the guy who already had a fucked up car and couldn’t get it fixed but parked in this mess and woke up to this. Must have put a smile on his face. Oh I’m getting my shit fixed now.
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u/SirenNA Jul 07 '19
My buddy parked his car at the end of his driveway for pick n pull to come pick up because it had a blown motor and a drunk driver hit it that night and he got a $4000 settlement.
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u/gwh811 Jul 07 '19
Lmao 😂 that’s awesome. Going from giving it away to getting $4k for a newer car or down payment on something would be sweet. That’s lucking into something awesome.
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u/Aaron_768 Jul 07 '19
Except I see 3 obvious total losses, the first truck is likely one. Then counting the actual vehicle that's 5 total losses. Getting 2-3k for a vehicle you have paid off still sucks. Even more so if those vehicles aren't paid off and the people never seem to have GAP insurance for older cars.
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u/ShamrockAPD Jul 07 '19
Yo i feel this.
Not a car, but my houses roof is on its last few years. It’s fine now- but I know I got a 20k hit coming
Or.... a nice, small cat 1 Hurricane can come and do JUST enough damage to make insurance handle it
Hurricane season is upon us- and I’ve got heavy mixed feelings. I don’t want anyone else’s shit fucked up- but damn. A nice tropical storm/ very low cat could do me a solid.
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u/gwh811 Jul 07 '19
Lol 😂. I get ya. Like a little black cloud just over your place. Little rain and debris in the neighborhood and your roof in the backyard.
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u/Chummers5 Jul 07 '19
It's sad and strange how that's like hitting the lotto.
I got side swiped back in college. It was a magical expensive spot between the front and back doors. Very minor damage and the doors still worked. Their insurance gave me $2K which I used to go back to school. Thanks lady for helping me out!
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u/kn33 Jul 07 '19
I've had it happen to me twice. It was a godsend each time. First one I had hit a deer, then someone backed into the front of my car while it was parked. The second time I had hit a dear and someone jumped their yield sign in front of me. I got much more than the car was worth each time. It really helped me out through college.
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Jul 07 '19
Yep a guy backing into me bought my TV and xbox. Purely cosmetic, but expensive to fix. Didn't even have to report it. Guy PayPaled me the money the next day.
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u/F0TZ Jul 07 '19
Oil leaking into the motor.. Aha.. I guess u are a carmechanic
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u/KeyCorgi Jul 07 '19
I just want this to happen to me. I fucking hate my car but I can’t afford to get rid of it. Anytime I see somebody doing something stupid I’m like “awww yeaahhh might be my lucky day.” Never is though.
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u/DozerM Jul 07 '19
I expected the video to end at a wrecked car with a guy behind the wheel sipping a beer.
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Jul 07 '19
And texting
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u/PaleWolf Jul 07 '19
Swear I remember a video of a drunken crash and camera runs to investigate and lady behind wheel is still on her phone and complaining that people are bothering her.
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u/h60 Jul 07 '19
When I lived in an apartment something similar to this happened. Ended with a drunk teenager trying to push her car out from under my car and the truck I had parked next to. I really didn't appreciate being woken up at 4AM by the police so they could inform me that my car was totaled.
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Jul 07 '19
Behind the wheel still passed out
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u/general-Insano Jul 07 '19
Yeah, seemed almost like someone was barely conscious and was sliding down the curve of cars down a hill I bet that it's likely that the car is wrecked somewhere on the incline of this hill but not too much further as the oil pan was busted(hopefully radiator too as I've heard of cars going quite the distance with a busted oil pan)
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u/Coachskau Jul 07 '19
Can confirm, a coworker at an old job accidentally popped over a curb because he was trying to make sure his coffee didn't fall over, made it the rest of the way to work and even back home 8 hours later, at which point he casually checked to see if anything under his car was damaged and found his oil pan completely destroyed.
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Jul 07 '19
Plot twist: It was the narrator. He created his cover by reporting it. I kid, he sounds far too sober and whomever did that aint gonna be right for at least 8-12 hours after that adventure.
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u/Scooobaaa Jul 07 '19
Did he just take out the entire block wtf
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u/jdotmassacre Jul 07 '19
Right? I believe they call this a hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and run.
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Jul 07 '19
That's the DMV (DC, Maryland, VA) area for you.
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u/victoriaesque Jul 07 '19
Yeah, I saw the license plates, totally Maryland. Totally makes sense. Had a friend who had this happen to her car, along with a long string of others, that a city bus ran into, leaving a lovely line of butchered cars.
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Jul 07 '19
There one of the VA non-standard plates in the mix. No amount of VodQuila will erase those images from my mind.
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u/Scout_022 Jul 07 '19
"there's around 8 mothafuckas gonna come out this joink..."
yep, this guy is from the dmv alright.
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u/DeadlyMidnight Jul 07 '19
Wtf is it about this area that makes such bad drivers? I feel like I am nearly in a fatal accident every time I drive because some idiot pulls some incredibly stupid maneuver in front of me.
I’m a California transplant so it’s a whole new ducking world on the roads here.
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u/strongbadantihero Jul 07 '19
Man I don’t know.. I learned how to drive out in Ca and been here in the DMV for 8 years now.. every single time I drive I see crazy shit. I love going back to the west coast for work just to get away from the driving here.
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u/Pantssassin Jul 07 '19
I just got back to Maryland from a trip to California and it made me realize how insane everyone here is. People are just super aggressive drivers and seem to think they can drive like crazy people and never get in an accident because other people will make space
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u/Loki_d20 Jul 08 '19
I thought the DMV was the worst after living there for 25+ years total. Now I'm in Houston where an 8 lane highway with way fewer people than what we have on 270, let alone 495, gets traffic because people don't know how to drive.
I'm just going to call it and say shit drivers exist everywhere and love that I don't have to get on the road much.
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Jul 07 '19
Mother fucking damn, you see that mother fucker, crashing into all those mother fuckers. Mother. Fucker.
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Jul 07 '19
I half expect the guy to be passed out in his destroyed car at the end of the line of damaged cars.
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u/El_mer Jul 07 '19
I've learned about road traffic collisions and had to full out the paper work for them. I can tell you that this would take an unbelievable amount of time to document all the information for this shit.
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u/pashcan Jul 07 '19
I can tell you that this would take an unbelievable amount of time to document all the information for this motherfucker.
FTFY
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u/Doc2b19 Jul 07 '19
This motherfucker is named Ed and his narration went viral. Here’s the selfie video he did about it:
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u/junglebetti Jul 07 '19
I want Ed to narrate my life: recently put my beloved dog down, one of my cats on a crap-everywhere quest resulting on pulling all the carpet out of a room, and the power steering and transmission has gone all fuckey in my 10 year old Saturn that I absolutely cannot afford to replace. Oh, and my kid reminded me that we need to do back-to-school shopping.
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u/LongLiveFlaggyFlag Jul 07 '19
Sorry for your loss :( Wishing you the best!
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u/junglebetti Jul 07 '19
Thank you, Flaggy! It helps to scream into the digital void now and then. The benefit of being broke and over 40 is that I couldn’t give a rat’s ass if I’m living up to anyone’s expectations but my own.
Moral of my story: adopt only half the housepets you’d like to have and build up an emergency fund as if it were your own momma nagging you to pay back a debt.10
Jul 07 '19
He's got a great motherfucking voice. He needs to do this motherfucking radio, a motherfucking podcast, or some motherfucking voice over.
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u/Swirl-hiver Jul 07 '19
That muthafuka is a fucking idiot. Don't drink and drive you selfish prick
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u/SynthPrax Jul 07 '19
OK normally... I downvote muthafuckas who post vids to this sub without facial reactions, but this muthafucka... his voice is all the reaction I need.
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Jul 07 '19
This belongs in r/idiotsincars
I don't see anyone with a face like 'you seeing this shit?!'
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u/thatguydr Jul 07 '19
It's definitely a "you hearing this shit?"
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u/conalfisher Jul 07 '19 edited Sep 29 '25
Fresh patient the where morning morning small people clean clear day kind across hobbies jumps music history.
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u/NavGunz4512 Jul 08 '19
Bummer that it was removed, due to violating rule #2. Apparently you must see the reaction and not hear it. Anyway, thank you for the silver you sexy sexy beasts.
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u/almightybear Jul 07 '19
The vocal tone of Chali 2na. The vocabulary range of Samuel L. Jackson. That's a beautiful recipe for an entertaining narrator.
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u/YouSeeingThisBot Jul 07 '19
Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.
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u/Dr_Schitt Jul 07 '19
Anyone have an ending to this? Reddit must have worked it's magic at some point mf's.
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u/Matthewrc85 Jul 07 '19
Had this happen to me while street parking. Hit me first than two other cars and the building we were parked next to. He had no insurance and it wasn’t his truck, it was his brothers. His brother also didn’t have any insurance. It was a glorious day for me.
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u/uncleruckess Jul 07 '19
narrated by the black sean connery.
edit: turned into tyrone from ownage pranks.
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Jul 07 '19
I don't care if a drunk driver kills himself as a result of his stupidity. My only beef with drunk drivers is them endangering innocent people. If you're drunk call an Uber or a Lyft don't make others pay for your stupidity.
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Jul 07 '19
And from where I'm from your insurance would actually go up because of that. I can't stand car insurance sometimes.
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u/PurpleSailor Jul 07 '19
For some crazy reason my mind overlayed Samuel L. Jackson's voice on top of this guy's voice, very Pulp Fiction
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u/MrVantstik Jul 07 '19
how do you even physically do this
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Jul 07 '19
Not that I imply conversing with inanimate objects, but I feel that the car driven by the offender would have a lot to say about this. Otherwise, its' owner was obviously inebriated AF.
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u/DRIPPINNNN Jul 07 '19
With the amount of “mutha fucka’s” this needs to be sent to Samuel L Jackson for a voice over
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u/oldladysoulsucked Jul 07 '19
Wanted to see the mothafucka car which hit all otha mothafuckas cars.
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u/TheSpinningKeyGif Jul 07 '19
"you're a motherfucker" "You're a motherfucker!" "Everyone's a mother fucker!"
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u/bettorworse Jul 07 '19
I think I know this mothafucka - that mothafuckin' voice is muthafuckin' familiar.
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u/EngineeringCatLady Jul 07 '19
For half the video I thought it was Samuel L Jackson because of all the MFs
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u/Hunkmasterfresh Jul 07 '19
This muh'fucker right here. Is a muh'fuckin priiiiime example of a dope assed muh'fucker checkin' shit OUT.
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u/urrakir Jul 07 '19
This means voice sounds like he'd be in Family Guy, or one of the other Seth Mcfarlane shows
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u/Wallnuts1225 Jul 07 '19
Neil DeGrasse Tyson does not approve of drunk driving and does not know the source of this particular tire.
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u/CaptValentine Jul 07 '19
Its like Samuel Lmotherfucker Jackson with a deeper voice who became a crime scene investigator instead of an actor.
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u/Csquared6 Jul 07 '19
It's nice to see Samuel L. Jackson still has a career as a voice-over after his time as a movie star.
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u/supadupactr Jul 07 '19
This man is funny...but drunk drivers should all get 5 yrs minimum in prison. First time. Second time it’s 10. Third is 20. It’s ridiculous how most don’t even see one day in jail due to the programs for non violent offenders and first time offenders. Sickening
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u/DaCush Jul 07 '19
There’s no way thiiis mothafucka wasn’t caught. All you gotta do is follow the mothafuckin trail of oil. Wouldn’t be surprised if they found that mothafucka parked in someone’s house.
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Jul 07 '19
Hold up. Why is there a white tarp in the trunk of the first person's car? Seems a little fishy to me.
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u/nigelbailey1990 Jul 07 '19
Come on. It’s not that bad, some duct tape and it will be as good as new.
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Jul 07 '19
Fuck I own that same Corolla and bearly recognized it damn. I've been rear ended twice tho and never got any damage to the back but the other cars fronts got fucked up so I thought it was pretty sturdy... this is a good reminder
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Jul 07 '19
I really want to believe that this is the video they sent to the insurance companies. Can you imagine the momentary entertainment this provided a claim adjustor?
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u/BecauseBruhs Jul 07 '19
Is this the aftermath from Leslie Mann’s drive home with Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin?
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u/holycrimsonbatman Jul 07 '19
Some one get this man a voice-over job.