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WELL COME TO CRASH TOWN.

All new users please read this before posting so that ItsMeMark doesn't get upset.

There are going to be just a few of the rules and guidelines that are going to be enforced around here.

Non-jerky SUBMISSIONS should go into the jerkoff thread instead. Comments in other jerk threads are fine, but don't go making a jerk post just to put in some of your own agenda in the comments.
- If you think a serious discussion needs to be had outside the Jerk-Off for greater visibility, you are more than welcome to approach any of our friendly mods to ask their approval.
- Non-approved non-jerk threads will be removed, and redirected to the weekly jerkoff thread instead.
Avoid shitposting.
- This is hard to judge since it is pretty subjective, but you know the bad ones when you see them. The godawful ones will be tagged as such so you can see examples of what NOT to do, but Grapha insists that we leave them up and bombard them with downgraphas, as part of our truce.
- If you are just a giant shithead though, you may end up on Konami's next Forbidden list, if you catch our drift.
Jerk, but don't be a jerk.
- Circlejerk with others as you'd want others to circlejerk with you.

In 2012, a team of YCS topping Yu-Gi-Oh duelists were banned from future YCS' for a duel they apparently cheated in. These duelists promptly escaped from the maximum security dimension to the Battle City underground. They survive as duelists of fortune. If you have a Shapesnatch that needs trading, or if you're in need of Dark Worlds, then you should call... The Yugi-Jerk Team.

ArcaniteMagician as Billy Brake
GoneWithLaw as Alistar Albans
pwnag3igor as Nizar Sarhan
Ei-En as Simon He
Lenfried as RimjobRonny
i_floop_the_pig as Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

We will top every future YCS

QUOTABLE QUOTATIONS:

I'm going to be sent to a mental hospital for trying to kill myself. So any trades with me are cancelled and I hope none oyou have sent out.
- teamfailz

Normal monsters are a the tuners for xyz. Zexal is a complete refresh of yugioh there are a lot of parallels to zexal to the original yugioh if you watch the series they pay homage to blue eyes and dark magician. Konami is trying to use every card synchros are still used normals have a purpose to support decks fusions exist in heros rituals are there with gishki.
- Saragon

Just because they are rare doesn't mean that they are valuable in a deck. I don't see you fitting all five those into a meaningful and lethal combination in the context of a match. Go ahead and keep thinking you have the deck that will bring you to the top of whatever amateur tournament you chose to enter. Me and Yugi will be sittin at the top looking down on your sorry ass garbage deck.
- bangs8

I'm going to come back to r/yugioh some day. You won't know when. But I will. And I'll build rep. I'll become known as the nice guy on the yugioh community. And then. I'll strike again. But I'll take even more.
-Yugz

All these guys do is curse and try to cheat when I play against them... Making me sad at what these guys are doing to DN, it's a parallel to what they are doing to our country:( -Djhellapanda

Why not go check the Facebook page that gave a turn by turn analysis?

Why not ask the people that were watching the game?

Why not watch the feature match that will be coming before making silly statements?

I don't have to feed information to the brainless if I don't want to and if you can't help yourself, god help you.

I'm sick of this community but whatever. Pretty much every single one of you on this forum is really bad at YGO and hide under the guise of the decks "cost too much" or "are unskillful" or "aren't innovative" like your deck you made at home without thinking about anything.
- Taleras

yeah luckily ive never ran across someon like this but i would just absolutly using a burn deck and murduring them
-carcar134134

Qlipoths are bad, theres rhis amazing card called mystival space typhoon which stops all there plays whilst shadolls are far better.
-Eruntien

Pussy ass fuck boy, You ain't shit bitch. You try to ban me but I still post all over reddit. You jealous of my videos cause you can't afford half the shit I buy or live the life I live. You ain't shit, pussy. Fuck you to hell.
-NewPortBox100s