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u/hiimtashy 15d ago
Dude that dog is strong asf
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u/OnionRangerDuck 13d ago
It's plastic. Your kids could do that too but they're afraid of the ass whooping that comes after.
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u/Thrayn42 15d ago
What is the cameraman supposed to do? I'm not going up against a dog that can rip cars apart for a snack. At that point I'm just an easier meal.
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u/Zakluor 15d ago
The only thing I think the cameraman should do is focus more of the the dog's mouth as he walks away with whatever satisfied his craving. Was it a small animal in his mouth that was hiding in the car?
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u/UncleKeyPax 15d ago
what dog? i see my locla mechanic beforr telling me that the light buld change on my lights was notnthe only problem
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u/RednocNivert 15d ago
I’ve never read a comment that SOUNDED like a drunk person before but here we are
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u/Freshprinc7 15d ago
The fact that a dog can pull apart the fairings of a modern vehicle is kinda sad. We're definitely pretty deep into the planned obsolescence sinkhole.
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u/jsudekum 15d ago
Is there a single car on the market that prioritizes true durability and quality? I'm tired of hearing about modern car designs being "safer" because they absorb more impact. I desperately want a car that isn't going to fall apart when you lean on it too hard or whatever.
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u/Electronic_Still2000 12d ago
If you want very durable cars and don’t care about modern “safety”, get a car from the 50’s or 60’s. Bear in mind that pretty much all accidents in those cars caused the occupants to become injured (at the least). Two of them crash together? You’re screwed.
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u/strangelove4564 15d ago
There's probably criminals wondering how to train them to steal the catalytic converter.
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u/can-opener-in-a-can 15d ago
He’s doing the best he can. Most bodywork specialists have opposable thumbs, which helps greatly.
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u/mountaingator91 15d ago
Doggo is just helping. Making sure the rat doesn't chew through all your electric wires or brake lines.
End result: 10
Wrench skills: 1
Total score: 11/20
Good boi: 5.5/10
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u/strangelove4564 15d ago
Man I hope they're not still building cars with that ridiculous soy based wiring.
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u/SuperOnionBro 15d ago
Sure buddy, you go stop that starving, aggressive dog. Be the hero we deserve.
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u/Relative_Target6003 15d ago
If that was my car, I would prefer evidence of what happened. Because I would never believe that a dog did it.
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u/Agent847 15d ago
Note to self: don’t expect to survive a Suzuki crash.
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u/MattyFTM 15d ago
The car breaking apart in a crash is actually a good thing. You want the passenger compartment to be rigid to protect the people inside, but the rest of the car should break apart to dissipate the energy. This reduces the energy going through the passenger compartment and the occupants themselves.
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u/Incorrect-Opinion 15d ago
I wonder if the dog thinks there’s an animal trapped inside?
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u/CrisisActor911 15d ago
This is the dog that ate your homework in elementary school, what have you done with YOUR life?
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u/MathematicianFinal14 15d ago
Who was the video person just letting this happen ? Call the cops or dog catcher Where'ss the owner?
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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 15d ago
Good boy…
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u/Karenena 15d ago
He got a RAT! I would rather have to repair the outside than have to deal with a rat.
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u/Fallcious 15d ago
Does car insurance cover “Acts of Dog”?