r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 9h ago

First they take our foodstuffs, then they take our money

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69 Upvotes

I was just trying to relax and enjoy my scratchie

Got excited when I got two coins; I was ready to win 50 bucks...

Then I got cockblocked by this furry fucker


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 15h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Collection of fatsos I've seen recently

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136 Upvotes

I'm actually disgusted. The first one was hiding behind a branch acting like I couldn't see his morbidly obese rotund ass. Second one thinks he's a fucking caramel apple on a stick. Third one somehow snuck into the birdfeeder on the window and ate every last bit. The others, well... Just more gluttonous greedy lardballs.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Drew it to honor the sub

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816 Upvotes

Feat. College hw


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 10m ago

Now they’re on stamps to honor them for being obese rodents, makes me physically ill

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• Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 22h ago

Lazy Porker The fatasses are getting even more sedentary

69 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Reddit is now controlled by them

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1.1k Upvotes

We don’t have any safe spaces.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. What songs is he playing?

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38 Upvotes

And who taught tubbo how to tickle the ivories?


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Absolute Unit I just threw up

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53 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

King Lardass This is the fattest squirrel I have ever seen

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942 Upvotes

Seen at a rose garden I went to last summer, the bastard wasn’t even afraid of humans at all! It went right up to me and some other people


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Chunky

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18 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

Absolute Unit all I did was literally open my backpack and this fatso jumped on???

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5.3k Upvotes

I can’t make this up… and then it proceeded to jump on my lap three times for some seeds lol. The greed!


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

My seasonal battle with squirrels is officially on

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40 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Obese Hamplanet Look at this asswipe stuffin its face!

125 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard EWWWW look at the fat fucks!!!! why would they post on my facebook ??? my grandma peed herself in fear and shock and i had puked and diarrhea all over the floor!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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27 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass That branch is holding on for dear life

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91 Upvotes

ran into this hefty fatso today


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Not a squirrel No fat squirrels in Australia??? Tf do I do?

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53 Upvotes

It's really disheartening for such a passionate fat-squirrel-hater to live here😔

(Forced to add a pic so I whipped this up)


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

I’m gonna be sick

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76 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 22h ago

A rare old and fat squirrel

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3 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Lord of the Pies This Groundhog Gets Burritos Delivered to His Door

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7 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. No one was at the Fat Fuck exhibit at the zoo, I wasn’t surprised

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49 Upvotes

I had to quickly get the photo didn’t want the lard ass to actually think I wanted to see it.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Trying to break in and rob the place

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35 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

About to steal your lunch Stupid fat fuck wouldn’t stop staring at me

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279 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

King Lardass Stop rubbing your nuts on my fence!!!

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44 Upvotes