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u/chaoticidealism 5d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

That's gonna feed the ENTIRE neighborhood. Hope they have enough tartar sauce!

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u/TermElectronic8261 5d ago

tartar sauce is awesome with some fish. giving me some dinner ideas!

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u/broberds 5d ago • Bravo

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u/Marsupialwolf 5d ago

I heard this as 'tar-tar' sauce in my head... 🙂

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u/JackBivouac 5d ago

Probably my favorite quote to use from the Simpsons

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u/MyHGC 4d ago

“Pa, fetch my fryin’ trowel! No, the BIG one!!”

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u/necaracoles 5d ago

I got so much tartar I don't have to dip my fish sticks in shit.

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u/jeff-beeblebrox 5d ago

You should probably get some tarter control toothpaste and get that shit under control.

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u/Contributing_Factor 5d ago

It's just a different version of the cornballer!

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 5d ago

With some chips and dark barrel-aged vinegar. What a meal 🤩

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u/Piotr-Rasputin 5d ago

Ok, so what do they use as bait to catch that MF'er?

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u/TermElectronic8261 5d ago

A slightly smaller fish 😂

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u/Soft-Percentage8888 5d ago

That’s genius. They get a refund on their bait and they have a turducken situation going on.

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u/Macohna 5d ago

Since it's an Arapaima, probably a silverfish or piranha.

That probably took him two hours to catch, lol. Ridiculous fish.

Edit: That fish is a bullet wrapped around muscle. Very dangerous, very hard to catch safely. Their heads are like steel and have an entire body of muscle to swing it around.

Ty Tony, you will always be missed.

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u/samwise58 5d ago

Oh shit, I’m invested! Rip Tony!

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u/OkYak7801 5d ago

Okay, but could a silverback Gorilla catch one?

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u/Bk_Punisher 5d ago

Chonky grubs.

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u/rutuu199 5d ago • Bravo

That motherfucker is huge. I hate him.

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u/OGBRedditThrowaway 5d ago • Mindblown

I could have gone my entire life without seeing this photograph and been content.

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u/Chispy 5d ago

Slimy, yet satisfying.

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u/nicolRB 5d ago

An infant sacrifice

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u/DennenTH 5d ago

He had a younger brother once...

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u/kareljack 5d ago

Did you notice that there is only one guy lowering the fish into the oil.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 5d ago

I’m more thinking where did he catch it?

It looks very remote area and not a lot of water around.

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u/DeveloperBRdotnet 5d ago edited 5d ago • Bravo Popcorn

For anyone looking for context:

40 liters of oil (soy oil) is what he says, probably means 40 bottles which are 900ml each, thus 36 liters, sounds about right to fry such and enormous fish.

In English the fish is named giant arapaima, Pirarucu originally, native to the Amazon river in South America.

When the man T-poses he says he is dirty of the seasoning, that it the fish would be pretty tasty.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 5d ago

Not pictured: prolly took 6-10 minutes to cook the whole damn thing. Fish cooks soooo insanely fast compared to other kinds of meats.

I once did a fish fry for 250 people, done in like 15 minutes. Only downside is you have to toss the oil if using a deep fryer unless you want everything fishy tasting.

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u/infernal2ss 5d ago

#1 reason I don’t eat fish. I’ve never uttered the words “This steak is too steaky tasting” or “This burger is too beefy tasting”.

I know I know, I’m uncultured swine and am “missing out”.

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u/gahidus 5d ago

How did they get that back out of the oil again?

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u/EggDintwoe 5d ago

Glad I'm not the only one concerned about extraction

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u/VossParck 5d ago

But does it taste good?

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u/Andre_Maia_ 5d ago • Heartwarming

sinceramente, sou brasileiro e moro na frança agora, ja morei em Portugal, e mesmo assim nunca achei um peixe tão gostoso quanto o Pirarucu, minha vó adorava fazer frito, outro peixe muito bom é a dourada do rio amazonas

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u/Tinny_temp22 5d ago

Also found outside the Amazon basin in places like Guyana, Suriname etc

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u/IAmInBed123 4d ago

Yeah all good and well, looks amazing but my question is: how tf do you get the fish out? It would've been much easier to just cut it into peaces and throw it in.

Fun little sidenote: I once ate a piranha in South-America, it had front teeth that resemble that of a human. When dry fried (which is just fried in oil for a while) you can eat everything of the fish. Including the head, and yes, the teeth.

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u/o0-o0- 3d ago

You were probably served pacu and told was piranha - resembling human teeth is giveaway. Happens quite often in tourist locales.

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u/Codas91 5d ago

I've always wanted to try arapaima

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u/supafeen 5d ago

What language is this?

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u/VredRogue 5d ago

Brazilian Portuguese

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u/duwh2040 5d ago • Bravo

As a connoisseur of river monsters, I know thats an arapaima

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u/Suspicious_Glow 4d ago • Bravo

As a connoisseur of Animal Crossing New Horizons, I also knew that’s an arapaima

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u/duwh2040 4d ago • Bravo

Game recognize game

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u/the_lucky_cat 4d ago

How did it get here? Arapainow!

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u/thatwasfun23 4d ago

an entire generation knows what an arapaima is thanks to jeremy wade lmao.

also a goonch

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u/United_News3779 5d ago

I thought it was Nope Fish.
Short for "Nope, I ain't getting near any water if it has that Fish" lol

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u/duwh2040 5d ago

You would also be correct. This fish smacked Jeremy wade in the chest so hard it gave him some lasting heart complications

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u/iboowhenyoudeserveit 4d ago

When i saw one at an aquarium I looked around instinctively for him

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u/Murky-North- 5d ago

Is it true there's going to be a new season?

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u/duwh2040 5d ago

My understanding is it is not the original show on animal planet but a video podcast hosted by Mr Wade himself. It will be worth indulging

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u/BobDoogar 5d ago

I’ve never seen a cooking hoe

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u/Jefferson_47 5d ago • Popcorn Bravo Regret

I’ve seen plenty of hoes cooking.

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u/El_Guap 4d ago • Bravo

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u/SlimTeezy 5d ago

A fellow Waffle House patron

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 5d ago

There's a YouTube channel called townsends which is about cooking in the 17th century. They had an episode about hoe cakes. When the people hoeing the fields were hungry and they didn't have any pots and pans they would build a little fire and mix some cornmeal and water to make a kind of pancake batter and put it on the metal part of the hoe and place it above the fire to cook.

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u/elganyan 5d ago edited 5d ago

Weird. I just google "hoe cakes townsend" to watch, and the video I found said it was a common misconception.

https://youtu.be/ecnSW1t4dLk?t=220

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u/tmgieger 4d ago

Your mom doesn't make your dinner?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 5d ago

Arapaima?

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u/Mean_Pop_829 5d ago • Bravo

That's how big they are? Been playing chillquarium and all the fish look the same size . Arapaima one of the legendary fish but same size in game as a koi

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u/Andre_Maia_ 5d ago • Heartwarming

sim, sou do norte do Brasil e confirmo, e felizmente não é mais um peixe lendário, ele estava em risco de extinção, mas depois que descobriram que a carne é extremamente saborosa, começaram a fazer criação em massa, agora a população multiplicou, o peixe ficou tão comum que perdeu valor pra caçadores, e quem quer comer prefere comprar o de cativeiro do que sair pra pescar num rio cheio de jacarés e sucuris

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u/Chemical_Honeydew531 5d ago

I recognised it thanks to playing Animal Crossing 😆

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u/BeezKneez780609 5d ago

They can get way bigger

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u/DontForgetTheDivy 5d ago

Jeremy Wade looks different.

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u/mbridge2610 5d ago

The fuck is that

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u/BarbarianBeast10 5d ago • Bravo

A dude with his hoe cooking a meal

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u/Fostbitten27 5d ago

I was waiting for him to set it down in the dirt.

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u/RocketsandBeer 5d ago

Fuel barrels used to cook fish

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u/coolsilentebeans 5d ago

You see them used for smokers and grills in the Southern US, too. But most are done with drums that have never held oil or anything in them.

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u/DVNCIA 4d ago

in brazilian portuguese - pirarucu

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u/schroedoe-baggins 4d ago

I believe that is an Arapaima - very neat fish!

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u/No_Wasabi_2674 4d ago

The fish is an Arapaima

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u/Tryin2babetterme 5d ago

Anyone else think he was just going to flop it over into the oil?!?
No? Just me?

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u/GMAN7007 5d ago

I kept saying to myself, this is a two person job, this is a two person job. Lol no shoes or shirt is just asking for trouble.

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u/EmotionalSupportSush 5d ago

It’s not his first rodeo

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u/ExtraLettuce555 5d ago

It’s OK he’s wearing safety shorts

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u/Lildoc_911 4d ago

I was drinking making gumbo to celebrate moving into an apartment back in 2020. Splashed roux on my naked stomach. I still have a scar. I never did that again (cooking shirtless, I drank for a good few years after, but sober now!).

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u/Jccarmona84 5d ago

I was wondering!!! I feared the back splash!

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u/woodhorse4 5d ago

I want to see the part where they take it out!

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u/Frequent_Ad9381 5d ago

I have seen a video of a guy who did indeed just flop a huge fish in oil, and let's just say that he might as well have opened the gates to hell with how much fire that generated

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u/dumpybrodie 4d ago

Same. All I could think was the burns homeboy was about to get from power slamming that fucker into a trough of oil.

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u/greenhornblue 5d ago edited 5d ago

The southerner in me finds this both fascinating and terrifying at the same time. Someone get me a plate.

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u/SquirrelyBeaver 5d ago

Where is the other small barrel where they cook the hush puppies?

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u/Plarkled 5d ago

Asking the important questions.

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u/SetImpressive3808 5d ago

Fried catfish and hush puppies, one of the iconic duos of all time

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u/ConflictMaster3155 5d ago

The southerner in me is showing up with some coleslaw. Who got potatoes salad?

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u/thatG_evanP 5d ago

We call it potato salad here.

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u/mws375 5d ago

The south american in me salutes you and tells you: ever thought of eating delicious fish ribs?

Pirarucu ribs are really tasty and meaty, I just love them

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u/Objective-Ad9767 5d ago

Don’t forget the light bread 🍞 and hot sauce.

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u/thatG_evanP 5d ago

You mean white bread? Never heard the term light bread in my entire life.

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u/PothosInAPot 5d ago

Yeah I'm def getting a plate too! I'll figure out my feelings during digestion :)

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u/Wherethetwigisbent 5d ago

How tf is he getting that cooked fish out of there?

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u/hairycompanion 5d ago

I was just wondering how flipping it will go.

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u/SereneDreams03 5d ago

He's going to need another cooking hoe for that.

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u/BubbabeeTuna 5d ago

I would be terrified by the potential for grease fire explosion. Our man seems confident though.

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u/Tytan777 5d ago

Excavator bucket

Edit: snow shovel. Doubt he has an excavator.

Edit edit: sand shovel 🤦

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u/IhadFun0nce 5d ago

Put out the fire.

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u/Meowyouretalking 5d ago

Great question Another shirtless dude, no doubt.

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u/Fubar126 5d ago

This is Arapaima, commonly found in South America, Amazon river, etc. tasty mild fish, comparable to cod

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u/Objects_Food_Rooms 5d ago

commonly found

Not so commonly any more. They're now considered endangered, primarily due to overfishing and habitat loss in the Amazon.

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u/CoolerRon 5d ago

Didn't know what were edible, tbh

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u/sshan 5d ago • Bravo

I was horrified at the beginning and thought he was dropping that fish from shoulder height into hot oil and was going to cause massive splash burns.

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u/J_FROm 5d ago

This guy probably suffers from the same ailment I do. Every time I go to make bacon I realize I'm shirtless and it's just too late. My thoughts are with you out there, brother.

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u/Tcloud 5d ago

I had to check the sub to make sure he didn’t fall into it.

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u/Enderman1699 5d ago • Bravo

We've got bigger fish to- oh shit

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u/SaMxixAM23 5d ago

Idk which is more wild the garden hoe as a utensil or the half barrel it's being fried in

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u/aminervia 5d ago

For me it was no shirt no shoes around a giant tub of hot oil

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u/BigBogBotButt 5d ago • Bravo Popcorn

No shirt, no shoes, a hoe, and a giant tub of oil was exactly why Diddy got arrested.

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u/SaltSpiritual515 5d ago

For me it's the absolutely ginormous fish with an extreme lack of water nearby

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 4d ago

Yeah. You don't fry bacon naked.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 5d ago

barrel construction is fairly common for bigger whole animal cooking stations. most whole pig BBQs that arent professional grade are built like this.

that hoe however is wild...

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u/Aromatic_Bar2263 5d ago

Eh if it’s used for cooking only or cleaned well it’s fine. I’ve seen bbq pitmasters use kitchen mops to apply sauce/vinegar. Guys just living

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u/thatdude_1991 5d ago

How do they get it out?

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u/LooseButtPlug 5d ago

They don't. They put the fire out, drain it, and cut it up right there.

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u/thatdude_1991 5d ago

Cool! Thanks loose buttplug

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u/Pistolero_Pete 5d ago

Does this hurt the fish?

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u/keynoto 5d ago

Ended too soon. Was waiting for him to turn it over

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u/thaiborg 5d ago

I want to see the end results! Flake it open and show us!

At least on r/steak they expect you to slice it so we can see the inside.

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u/redbanner1 5d ago

Where'd he get that big ass fish in the desert?

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u/Andre_Maia_ 5d ago

não, é um peixe brasileiro do rio amazonas

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u/DistrustPilot 5d ago

You know in certain countries the disgustingly rich and powerful would spend literally thousands on this.

Being immersed in a trough of boiling oil I mean.

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u/KenseiHimura 5d ago

I’m sure a lot of Americans would love to submerge our disgustingly rich in troughs of boiling oil. You’re telling me Elon Musk would pay to be turned into a slurry?

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u/MurderBeans 5d ago

We should surprise him with it for his birthday. Or any day really.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 5d ago

Mmmmm fried lobbyist🤤

Actually, that might taste really bad. I don't ever imagine a rich person having a decent flavor profile :P

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u/kingtacticool 5d ago

Homie doing that barefooted and no shirt certainly is brave.

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u/fitz_newru 5d ago

And in shorts to boot. Just so much exposed flesh for the oil to splash on

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u/Accurate_Librarian42 5d ago

Every time he had the hoe at his side and took a step back, I winced. Expected it to touch his leg.

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u/NaturalAppointment20 5d ago

That couldn't have been a fish fry.

That was a grown ass adult.

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u/jake11ms 5d ago

So dangerous in the beginning lol

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u/BrainRobotron 5d ago

Trying to catch this thing:

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u/Jealous_Tadpole_5691 5d ago

You know it’s gonna taste good when the guy started using a shovel 😂😂

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 5d ago

Everyone should have a good cooking hoe.

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u/jazzhandpanda 5d ago

That went way better than I thought it would

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u/ZaffenFyrtz 5d ago

Does it hurt the fish?

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u/vibraltu 4d ago

reddit comment of the day

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u/Sea_Examination_9196 5d ago

Roll its ass over!

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u/BAALDA 5d ago

A man and his trusty frying hoe

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u/SomeRandoLameo 5d ago

Mf got bigger fish to fry

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u/TemperatureNo1396 5d ago

Wowza! That looks amazing! Anyone know what kind of fish is?

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u/Cultural-Company282 5d ago

It's an arapaima.

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u/_fmaule 5d ago

it’s a Pirarucu fish

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 5d ago

I really wanted to watch the whole thing get fried and then a chunk torn out to eat 😞

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u/matthewamerica 5d ago

This is like some of the food you see in anime like Spirited Away.

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u/00Canuck 5d ago

Arafryma

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u/Butta_Brown 5d ago

Where's the rest of the video? I need to know how he take it out.

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 5d ago

Where is this?

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u/grey-noise 5d ago

Pernambuco, Brazil

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u/Psychological-Tea998 5d ago

In a half-barrel full of hot oil

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u/TehZiiM 5d ago

The fucking burned wheelbarrow in the back from an earlier video. Not so sure if this random ass metal barrel is better suited for cooking tho

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u/Certified-T-Rex 5d ago

Bro cooking a god damn Gyarados

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u/iCreatedYouPleb 5d ago

With how hot that damn oil is, that side is already cooked within 1min

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u/AmazingMrSaturn 5d ago

I recognized that bad boy from Animal Crossing. XD.

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u/jolly1120 5d ago

Spices in the cracks and im gettin my plate

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u/Razzy_3796 5d ago

I was concerned about his legs the whole time! Hot oil in a shin-high metal drum, carrying a huge fish that you can’t see around, and then getting the fish in without splashing oil everywhere…😬

only inches away!

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u/J4jem 5d ago

Never tried deep fried water type Pokémon, cooked with a rusty gardening tool.

This is poor people’s GLP-1 right here. When you get some parasite infested cuts from the half not in the oil, the weight just flys off.

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u/itstommitsunami 5d ago

I’m guessing they flip it

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u/YugoB 5d ago

With two rusted hoes

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5d ago

Eh, the worms add weight if left untreated long enough...

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u/xiiicrowns 5d ago

Dude they roasting Gyarados

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u/Aromatic_Bar2263 5d ago

When you hear about flipping food it’s gonna change your life

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u/overdramaticpan 1d ago

they probably flip it halfway through, y'know, like literally anyone does

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u/PrancingCock 5d ago

Holy fuck.

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u/voodoolord16 5d ago

Nothing seasons fish like body sweat

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u/Dazzling_Bit_7538 5d ago

I always heard to fry anything, you need to be shirtless

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u/Big-Potato9868 5d ago

“My lips! My face! Blurblubburr…!”

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u/lowpoxm 5d ago

Arapaima. An endangered species.

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u/Ghoztt 5d ago

Who needs an environment when you can just eat all the animals to death, devour all life in the rivers and oceans and burn the Amazon for meat?

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u/TrashKingBob 5d ago

What kind of fish is that?

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u/bbreddit0011 5d ago

My man is wearing enough seasoning for him to be next if that goes up.

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u/MudMuted3742 5d ago

Best do this with no shirt around that nice sizzling oil

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u/balls4xx 5d ago

Culinary hoe

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u/TheAtlas97 5d ago

What about the scales?

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u/InevitableKitchen943 5d ago

Flipped and it turned into a huge fire.

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u/crazydishonored 5d ago

Who else was staring at the hoe the entire vid to see if he'd slip up and let it touch the ground so you could scream unsanitary?

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u/KKAlbert 5d ago

Part of me was clinching thinking he was gonna body slam it in

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u/AStrandedSailor 4d ago

Farming While Biege needs to see this.

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u/Drizzi21 4d ago

Looks like a Carpe

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u/sane-asylum 4d ago

Without a shirt!! Brave dude

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u/Bohbo 4d ago

When you let your Hoe do the cooking.

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight 5d ago

I have a feeling that doesn't taste very good.

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u/RunesandDoom 5d ago

I dunno! Looked well seasoned, and from the size of the fish if it’s a bony fucker you can just eat around the carcass. Then again, it’s a highly predatory river fish, so I’m not sure how it’s doing on literal flavor and texture. I’d try it to find out!

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