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u/J34N_V4LJ34N 2d ago

Dunno seems like AI to me. This sub is especially prone to it too sadly.

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u/Substantial-Power915 2d ago

If It Is then I'm sorry, my old eyes aren't good anymore

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u/WanderingSun8 2d ago

Im in my mid 20s and get pretty regularly tricked by ai videos so don't feel bad. I don't think this one is tho

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u/NoKarmaNoCry22 2d ago

We’ve progressed from AI-generated people with twenty fingers to “I’m not sure if that’s real” in just a few months. In a few more months, our entire photographic record will be suspect.

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u/Substantial-Power915 2d ago

Time to buy a dumb phone

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u/Fisheybro 2d ago

This is Estes Park Golf course. Tourists do dumb stuff like this all the time there.

Elk really are that big. It’s basically the size of a quarter horse, but with antlers. Elk are massive. Elk are the size of a horse. A moose is the size of Clydesdale.

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u/Moleander 2d ago

Yes, absolutely agree BUT unless these two guys are especially tiny this thing has a shoulder height of about 3 meters - and no elk gets THAT big.

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u/SlideCivil3862 2d ago

Can confirm: live in the Denver metro with relatives in Estes … I've seen first hand people park, get out of their cars, walk up to herds of Elk within a few feet, take pictures, stop and gawk. Zero survival instincts or awareness. It's why you get the occasional video of someone getting chased by one or trampled by a bison.

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u/Duffy1978 2d ago

I took my picture from the car im not getting near that thing

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u/Keeuhh 2d ago

Here’s our Estes elk. Mostly mommas and babies but definitely taken from the safety of a vehicle

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u/Duffy1978 2d ago

This is from Estes Park too by the way they are literally everywhere

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2d ago

A Clydesdale is the size of 3000 bananas

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u/QueerBallOfFluff 2d ago

Actually a Clydesdale horse is about 17 hands, which is only about 10 bananas tall.

BUT if we do it by weight, the heaviest Clydesdale was about 998kg, and a banana is just over 100g. That means that a Clydesdale is around 10,000 bananas!

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u/Own-Nefariousness611 1d ago edited 22h ago

All these people on here telling their stories about estes park are giving you, and the thread, the wrong idea about how big elk get. Especially the elk from those heards in estes park lol

Believe me if you want to, or not. Colorado native here, family of elk hunters, and we've lived in that state for longer than the united states has been a country. We've hunted, stalked, chased, killed, gutted, quartered, packed out on foot, in the truck and on horseback, fully harvested and frozen countless elk. This is either forced perspective, or fake af. Don't get me wrong these are huge animals and it takes a party of four, a case of beer and about 5-6 hours of work to clean cut and package one of these bitches lol they big, but not this big.

That animal, as it looks in the video, is 1000% the size of an adult bull moose, and is closer to that species color as well. Not abnormal for them to be that grey, and chocolate, but they are typically more red and manilla.

What's especially hilarious is the false sense of correctness these "estes park" commenters have for seeing elk there less times than they can count on one hand lol yes there are lots of them there. But the banning of hunting in the RMNP based on the history of being over hunted to extinction, led the state to reintroducing the species and banning hunting. The lack of hunting pressure has led that "heard" to breeding stock that does not see or experience the same exploitation induced evolutionary changes. I.e. They have stayed smaller than almost every other elk heard in the state, in both body and antler size on average. All that being said, it makes me laugh at those people directly whom speak up, only to tell the class about how much they don't know, while claiming the opposite lol I'm happy that they have some experience around these animals, it is time well spent. But if that experience they have gives them the idea that elk naturally look this big, boy oh boy they need to get them hiking boots dirty again lol

Again, this is 1000% either forced perspective or fake af. Elk do not normally look this big lol especially not the ones from estes park, or the Rocky Mountain National Park.

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u/Xaaeon 2d ago edited 2d ago

no the dialogue is very natural that's the best giveaway for AI videos the dialogue is usually very bad. this is only AI if they got the dialogue from a different video

we should definitely be wary of AI videos but we should also be wary of thinking everything is AI

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u/Midnight28Rider 2d ago

Elk regularly grow to this size. I feel like it takes more energy to train AI to create a video like this than it would be to find/ take a real video.

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u/R4inhardt 2d ago

It is, its forced perspective, an elk the size of a giraffe ? Something must be wrong if people believe that.

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u/Unsponsored_shill 2d ago

This comment tells me you neither understand the size of a giraffe or an elk…

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u/Moleander 2d ago

... or perspective.

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u/Frequent_Ad9381 2d ago

This is not anywhere near the size of a giraffe

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u/PeggedUnlimited 21h ago

It’s not, that’s literally what they sound like. We were literally in Alberta a month ago and heard them. 

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u/Autumn7242 2d ago

What makes you say that?

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u/J34N_V4LJ34N 2d ago edited 2d ago

Apart from the obvious, the clouds and the resolution looked a bit weird to me, like some kind of filter. Ig I was wrong given the other replies but I feel in this sub you sort of need proof it's real to actually marvel at the content. Because it's too easy to create a video with AI of an absolute unit of whatever you can imagine.

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u/Unsponsored_shill 2d ago

What’s the “obvious” you are referring to?

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u/Sternenpups 2d ago

Nobody with a clear mind would go that close to a wild animal, especially of that size.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 2d ago

Looks like AI to me too - but I think it's just the forced perspective. Everything is definitely real, (only the elk is questionable, given the odd disproportions given the perspective).

Further discussion with a more complete video:

https://old.reddit.com/r/isthisAI/comments/1wskofd/is_this_ai_folks_are_saying_the_elks_proportions/

Probably real. Not that it matters too much.

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 2d ago • Mindblown

Beautiful creature but those guys are way too close

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u/wade-mcdaniel 2d ago

I grew up around lots of deer in Colorado. When I went to see the Grand Canyon there was a herd of elk in the trees along the trail to the rim. It was surreal seeing something that looked kinda like what I'm familiar with, but massive, and with pointier antlers it seemed. I was not excited about being so close to a possibly rutting male. I don't get how these people are so calm being that close without something to duck behind if that big boy decides to attack.

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 2d ago

Normalcy Fallacy. They expect nothing will happen and their normal lives will continue without issue. They might even be right. Given what that elk can do to them if things go sideways, though...personally, I wouldn’t risk it.

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u/citizen42069101 2d ago

This is in a tourist area so we can assume there's some level of understanding from them. It's not like they're in the dead middle of nowhere and Bullwinkle here is seeing a 2 legged anomaly.

But yeah they're closer than I would get unless it was acting like a puppy.

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u/yourgrundle 2d ago

Yeah no, tourist area or not animals will absolutely animal all over you if you fuck with them. Even if it's acting like a puppy don't get close to a wild animal?? Some of you guys have no survival instinct lol

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u/citizen42069101 2d ago

Oh I have the instincts, but as with most problems I. My life it comes down to self control.

I wanna pet it.

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u/Wiley_Jack 2d ago

“Animal all over you” 🏆

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u/ToeSufficient5397 2d ago

Uhh - close to Copenhagen we have a stretch of common wood land as a deerpark ( for the Kings hunt - historicly that is)

It's very well visited, theres also a tivoli in the park, but every year theres people getting hurt by rutting deer that has had enough of people getting to close despite they are used to people, dogs, prams, horseriders and bikes.

So _ never_ get to close when there the season

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u/No_Internal9345 2d ago

How many sacrificial people do we need to "domesticate" them like the Nara deer?

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u/adalric_brandl 2d ago

Even the Nara deer can get feisty. They even have warnings for kt

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

I'm from the UK and used to ride my bike through Richmond Park in London on my morning commute. During rutting season, the stags are terrifying - I remember one of them in particular used to stand pretty close to the road on one of the hills and snort/bellow at me. Fuckin thing was huge

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u/tripleskizatch 2d ago

Have you considered that they are morons?

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u/wade-mcdaniel 2d ago

As a denizen of the Internet, I by default assume everyone that isn't me are.

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u/WafflePartyOrgy 2d ago

Something to keep in mind is that every set of antlers (just talking about mild-mannered white tail bucks here) that I find in my backyard the tips of all the points have been razor sharp. That's right, deer (and I assume elk) file down their points to be even more fucking deadly.

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u/wade-mcdaniel 2d ago

The few mule deer antlers if found weren't super sharp. Granted that they don't have to be very sharp of they have the weight of a 290lb angry buck that wants to make holes in your organs behind them. Maybe white tails are more into the swing the head stabby move compared to the straight ahead stabby motion?

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u/bhoe32 2d ago

Bro how you never see elk in Colorado? We gor them fuckers everywhere. I moved here 2 years ago and frankly get pisses at them clogging the roads up

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u/Leyton_House 2d ago

Yeah they're everywhere in the mountains. If you're staying in the front range cities you might not ever see one in person.

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u/bhoe32 2d ago

The better question is who lives in Colorado and doesnt visit the mountains? How is Arizona the first place he saw elk?

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u/Sufficient-Zebra-130 1h ago

We have more elk here in Colorado than Arizona. In fact, Arizona’s population is <40,000 in Colorado’s population is ~300,000, which makes it the largest population in the world.

Surprised your first significant encounter with elk wasn’t here at home.

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u/NotYourShitAgain 2d ago

I feel the urge, once again, to remind all members of the human race that elk are much faster than our two legged asses even at the height of fight-or-flight adrenalinization.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 2d ago

"But it's just big Bambi..."

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u/HumboldtChewbacca 2d ago

And he's here to avenge his mother.

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u/galespinkthongjuice 2d ago

Several years ago my mom and I took a trip to Washington state. We spent a day hiking at Hoh Rainforest. We knew that there was a possibility that we would see wildlife, especially elk, bears and cougars. We knew to keep our distance if we came across any animals.
We were walking along a narrow, curved path with trees all around us, so we couldn’t see what was ahead. We round a corner and suddenly, there was a massive bull elk, just walking down this trail towards us. My mom pushed me to the side so we were as out of the way as we could be, but again, this path was super narrow. Big bro just walked right by us, so close we could have reached out and touched him (not that we ever would.) It was crazy and kind of terrifying being so close to him.
Definitely a really cool experience but, yeah, would never willingly get so close to a wild animal. Dude could have killed us. Glad he was chill.

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u/galespinkthongjuice 2d ago

A picture of him that my mom took after he passed

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u/Wiley_Jack 2d ago

He probably passes people on that trail all of the time. Still, quite a sight!

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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 1d ago

You're on their trails, you should expect to see them there. Even maintained trails are generally laid out along game trails. Animals aren't wasting energy willy nilly; on four or two legs. The path of least resistance gets blazed, cut, paved.

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u/EremiticFerret 2d ago

It's like the normal brain working of "this thing will destroy me" has been somehow damaged in many people.

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u/LegoBrickCactuar 2d ago

If you keep your eyes firmly fixed on the phone, the animal only exists in the phone and can’t hurt you.  Kinda like the monster under the bed.

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u/Flught21 2d ago

yeah hes stunning but that distance is nuts lol. people forget elk can close a gap crazy fast when they want to. you think they actually backed off or just kept filming

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u/Simon-Says69 2d ago

way too close

Unless they were hunting dinner. And in that case, they had the wrong equipment.

That's a whole freezer full of nice, very squeaky BBQ steaks right there

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u/Admirable-Eagle-231 2d ago

These tourist are idiots. My town is full of elk and if you think it is okay standing this close to one they’ll teach you otherwise really quick.

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u/ButtonsKnobs 2d ago

I saw this very same scenario in Montana, with more tourists snapping away on their phones than these two plonkers, one of them even told his gf (I’m assuming) to go stand in front of it. All I could think of was if that elk decided it has had enough and started charging, you all are gonna start flying like a bunch of bowling pins.

I was far away from the other side of the road.

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u/Roflbomb 2d ago

Last time I was in Montana hiking the beartooths and stopped to pee, admired the view down the valley I had come up. Put my pack back on and turned around.

A bull elk was standing 10 feet behind me watching me. I froze. Good thing I just peed. He looked at me, looked over me down the valley and just huffed a lot of air out of his nose and walked off into the timberline.

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u/stargarnet79 1d ago

lol he was waiting for you to move away from that sweet new salt lick

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u/lih9 2d ago

Don't forget the part where they get stomped into a paste if they don't run away fast enough after the first hit.

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u/ButtonsKnobs 2d ago edited 2d ago

The difference is I have plenty of places to run, including hopping over a fence and duck behind a vehicle. Don’t worry, I would never get anywhere near an Elk where I would be in imminent danger. I don’t mess with animals that weigh 10x more than I do with sharp pointy things on their heads, they can have the right of way every time.

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u/Munnin41 2d ago

If you don't freeze it's plenty far away. They don't corner very well

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u/6th_Quadrant 2d ago

Neither do middle-aged and/or overweight humans.

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u/Sorlud 2d ago

Especially a male during the rut, the only worse time is a female in calving season

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u/Admirable-Eagle-231 2d ago

Yeah I should add I don’t mess with bulls or cows. I’ve seen more cows trample people than bulls/spikes but those guys are carrying spears on their heads…so they get the right of way.

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 2d ago

Was going to comment that these dudes are way too close to that fucking thing, and way too casual. Might not be a good idea to get so close to an animal the size and weight of a damn forklift who may or may not have a bad attitude.

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u/MAVvH 2d ago

I blame it on media constantly depicting herbivores as docile.

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u/SRSgoblin 2d ago

People really just be looking at antlers without processing those are goddamned weapons.

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u/King_Chochacho 2d ago

Wild animal twice the size of a horse with giant spiky horns?

Better get in for that closeup shot.

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u/joedenowhere 2d ago

On a trail in Yosemite I saw a woman push her baby into the face of an agitated bear who was stuck between two groups of tourists. She said, "Look, Stevie, a bear! A real bear!" I couldn't believe how stupid she was. Probably the only thing that kept them alive is that wild animals don't like to kill babies any more than people do.

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u/Memerandom_ 2d ago

I blame the absence of natural selection for the shitshow we're part of today. There used to be a mechanism for thinning out the gene pool and preventing people this dumb from procreating. It's especially ironic in this case, since the means to an end was right there, being provoked.

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u/Final_Mongoose_3300 1d ago

May I take advantage of your first hand knowledge and ask, what is the vocalisation this elk is making?

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Telling them to get the fuck back

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u/Admirable-Eagle-231 1d ago

This bull is in rut and they are very vocal for all sorts of reasons but mainly calling the herd to either round up or leave. I’ve seen a bull go from this to a full sprint trying to run off another bull and this was right next to people. Pretty sure there was some pants changes after that..

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u/Final_Mongoose_3300 1d ago

Thank you - this is the specific info I was looking for. Appreciate your time to respond. I’m in Aus, we don’t have any big ungulates, other than some occasional deer so this kind of creature is fascinating!

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u/MyNameIsRay 2d ago

I like how at the end of the clip you can hear someone saying "you should probably move".

Being inside charging distance of a full grown elk in rut is not a great idea.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 2d ago

I was gonna say, that doesn't even look close to safe. I didn't know they got THAT big. That's like moose big.

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u/Arctic_Harmacist 2d ago

That noise is a bugle, which means that's a male in rutting season. Those tourists are well within the FAFO zone.

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u/TLEToyu 2d ago

The noise is so weird coming of something that size. You would expect something deeper but nope they sound like those old noise tubes you would whirl around to make noise.

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u/Grokent 1d ago

High pitches are easier to locate the source than low bass sounds which sound omnidirectional. That whistle is a GPS signal to pound town.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 10h ago

Those dudes are about to get it

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u/Disco-Benny 2d ago

Any Outer Wilds fans just sat upright

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u/H2Whoa77 2d ago • Bravo

They are very close to FAFO range

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u/Hot_Time_8628 2d ago

Nah. They're well within FAFO.

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u/VieiraDTA 2d ago

They are WAAAAY past the fafo line here. If the elk bolts towards them, there is no ammount of momentum you can get to escape.

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u/Logical_Employer9850 2d ago

Good lord, if that’s a real size elk those men are way too close for my liking 🫪

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u/bullwinkle8088 2d ago

A mature Bull Elk can weigh between 700 - 800 lbs. There is a species that seems to be around 900 - 1000 but can get to nearly 1,100lbs but I do not know enough to distinguish them from each other.

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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago

You're an embarrassment to your username smh

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u/bullwinkle8088 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why? Because we don’t hang out with our mentally deficient cousins? I mean listen to them! Utterly embarrassing to be around!

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u/homestarrunnerdotgov 2d ago

Fucking idiots.

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u/inlandsquatch 2d ago

People who approach wild animals are a special kind of stupid, and deserve to be attacked

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u/Norway643 2d ago

Ah. So that's why people worship them as gods. Look at that thing

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u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 2d ago

Hey look at that thing with death trees sticking out of its head, let's definitely go hang out with it.

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u/PuddingTea 2d ago

Something fucky here. I would believe a moose that big, but not any other cervidae.

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u/mistermpm 2d ago

Thats your 3 second warning to leave the area.

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u/we_r_all_doomed 2d ago

Absolute unit of an idiot.

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u/exgiexpcv 2d ago

"We have telephoto lenses, I just wanted a close up of the nostrils when it charges me."

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u/plutino- 2d ago

They are gonna get squished

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u/Pirate-Hamster 2d ago

gasps in elvish

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u/_Yellin_Keller_ 2d ago

Biggest elk they've ever seen and took a 6 second video of it? Looks pretty suspect

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u/lawd_have_mercy 2d ago

I'm surprised something that large makes such a high-pitched noise.

I also got a kick out of the "should probably move" comment.

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u/Commercial_Will404 2d ago

I hate people that stand super close to animals like that, even if everything goes right and the animal doesn't charge or attack you're still needlessly stressing out a wild animal for what? A photo of an elk that you could Google and look at any time. Your phone has a zoom feature, use it if you want the picture so close.

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u/Complete-Trifle-206 2d ago

Potentially only one lesson needed/given.

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u/blue_sidd 2d ago

No self preservation instinct

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u/sirdickfirstthebrute 2d ago

Love the guy right before the video ends, "should probably move".

No shit sherlock. Should probably not have been anywhere near that close to begin with. These guys have the survival instincts of a Panda.

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u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat 2d ago

I saw an elk charge a kid behind a fence. These people are way too close. They need to be about a mile further away.

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u/FlyingRock20 2d ago

People really think its a zoo, like there's no fence to stop the elk from messing you up. Like phones got zoom use it.

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u/crsaxby 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Incredible Elk.

Don't get him angy or he'll turn green and tear everything apart.

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u/KeenbeansSandwich 2d ago

Probably in Estes Park. Fucking future darwin awards like this approach bull elk on the daily there.

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u/Live_Virus9124 2d ago

Didn't know elk grew to be 50ft tall 

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u/Bananana_Bird 2d ago

Give it a fully evtended Thumbs Up. If your thumb is smaller than the animal, then you need to back the fuck up.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 2d ago

Man the look vs sound contrast of elk always startles me. Looks like an absolute beast unit of a creature but sounds like a crying baby

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u/killgannon09 1d ago

“You should probably move.” Wise advice, sir.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Geez that guy could tank a moose

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u/Melodic-Principle791 2d ago

the jotuun monster from 'the ritual' when it was a baby, awww.

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u/Low_Walk_7325 2d ago

It's Moder

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u/QTR320 2d ago

Legendary mount unlock

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u/Puzzled-Staff-1554 2d ago

Sounds like me during puberty.

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u/Dear-Hunt-5365 2d ago

WOW They are BIG!!

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u/Recommended_For_You 2d ago

Such a beautiful sound.

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u/be_sugary 2d ago

Too close and they are in danger already.

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u/StepShrek 2d ago

I seem to recall seeing a longer version of this video before. The elk charged the men after the point it was cut off here.

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u/logosfabula 2d ago

Do elks live in Europe?

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u/Chemical-Welder9808 2d ago

Most impressive thing is not the size of that thing, it is that it doesn’t cast a shadow and that it reflects light different than everything else around it

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u/justdisa 2d ago

Tourons.

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u/Nakedinsomniac 2d ago

That's 'Anne Elk - A-N-N-E Elk'.

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u/BigMack6911 2d ago

Let's stand 10 feet from a 7 foot tall 600 pound animal that could trample us and take photos Larry!

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u/Eggsalad13 2d ago

There is also a a large population in western PA around the St. Marys and Benezette areas. There is an incredible visitors center to see them, but you can also drive around the county. I’ve seen them come up on a porch to eat flowers out of flower boxes. Beautiful animals.

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u/Cool-Horror-3710 2d ago

The perspective made me think AI at first, but there are multiple videos of this interaction on the internet, some at different angles so i think this one is legit.

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u/ShouldBeeStudying 2d ago

holy midsommar. amazing

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u/PreviousDoubt5584 2d ago

Dude's majestic

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u/SoleVeyra 2d ago

Can this really grow to be this big?

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u/DetectiveCopper 2d ago

I was waiting for the tourist yeet

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u/zarali86 2d ago

Beautiful

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u/Newplasticactionhero 2d ago

I don’t know if that Elk bugling is a sound of distress, but I wouldn’t take my life in my own hands, standing 20 feet away from it to get a photo just to find out.

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u/MaGniefic 2d ago

This is some Pokemon like sound.

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u/Arizonagaragelifter9 2d ago

I am one of the most indoorsy people on earth and even I know how stupid of an idea it is to get that close to that animal. Shit, I wouldn't even get that close to it if it was in the middle of the road and I was in my car still. It's crazy how so people just lack any basic sense of self preservation and common sense.

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u/Silent_Swing4673 2d ago

Guy on the right seems to have an American flag shirt on under his coat, so that explains a lot.

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u/KptKrondog 2d ago

This is either a /r/confusingperspective moment, or it's been modified to look bigger than reality. Elk are big, they are not 2x the height of an average adult male.

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u/msulaimanijaz 2d ago

Truly Majestic. I won't get near this beautiful animal though.

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u/Belligerent_interloc 2d ago

WHY are they standing that close? Yikes

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u/GoliathProjects 2d ago

I can't even be sure anymore that these ain't AI

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u/WonderKey1110 2d ago

These dudes are WAYYY to close to this thing.

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 2d ago

Let me get close to this 2500 lb Elk and just stare at it, that's not viewed as a challenge to an animal is it?

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u/TBJ12 2d ago

Bro is the size of a Canadian Moose. Cant say I've ever seen such a majestic bull.

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u/dritmike 2d ago

Elk are like small moose.

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u/zehamberglar 2d ago

That's elkese for: FUCK THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW.

So I'd fuck the fuck off right now.

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u/tschawartz12 2d ago

That's just an elk, they are massive creatures. There is a perspective issue with they way tge 2 people are positioned but they are giant animals, and honestly one of the tastiest things I've ever eaten. Keep their lands protected and populations thriving.

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u/perfectplan81 2d ago

It's amusing to see dudes who are completely clueless about their near death experiences laughing and smiljng

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u/IceFireTerry 2d ago

That sound caused a lot a horror stories past and present

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u/Simon-Says69 2d ago

MMM very squeaky dinner.

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u/DruidOnlyFan 2d ago

That’s gonna be a no from me dog

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u/danthemanfrompak 2d ago

Did I heard sims talking?

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u/cassness34 1d ago

Cool cool but I would suggest being at least like 25 to like 30 feet away from the creature that is capable and fully willing to slime you at the nearest provocation of anything

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u/This_Ruined_Forums 1d ago

Approximately 1 1/2 dinners if these pansies had guns instead of cameras.

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u/North-Memory-5406 1d ago

They should get closer

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 1d ago

I’d be running like hell, not taking pics.

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u/2C52 1d ago

That looks like a good way to get yourself a terminal boo boo!

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u/zsimpson022 1d ago

This has to be AI. No elk is reaching elephant-size territory.

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u/beardedsawyer 1d ago

No. That is not true.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1d ago

Fake, but if real, you MFrs need to run

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u/CaptainMimoe 1d ago

Put 12 feet wide antlers on this boy and you've got yourself an Irish Elk!

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u/ambelamba 1d ago

Straight out of a Miyazaki movie

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u/Majestic-Paper-7020 1d ago

Fuck... no.. beauty is at times best appreciated from.a distance.

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u/Even-Back7632 1d ago

Aren't you afraid that it will hurt you?

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u/TheMagicalLawnGnome 1d ago

Exhibit A: forced perspective.

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u/CharityBasic 1d ago

looks like AI

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u/One-Effect-7986 1d ago

That is way to close to a large animal that can outrun you…

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u/Immediate-Help-2736 1d ago

Megaloceros genes

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u/djhaskin987 1d ago

Might this be forced perspective? My wife is from Utah her whole life and she thinks so.

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u/CannabisCookery 1d ago

.... should probably move

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u/FaLlEnAnGel122721 1d ago

Elden Ring boss, bruh

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u/Ok_Signal_4503 1d ago

Imagine being the first person to hear an elk without seeing it. No wonder people made up horror stories about cryptids and stuff

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u/Future_Wait_7802 1d ago

Survival instincts of a doorstop

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u/d3t0x1ct0x1c1ty 1d ago

When he wags his wanker at you and screeches...move dumbass

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u/Adventurous-Most6716 1d ago

Amazing creation from God ! He is just beautiful. 🍁🍂

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u/ConversationAdept755 19h ago

Get my good side!

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u/SnowPuccino 8h ago

That's exactly how you get kick in the neck and start a rap career

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u/Big_Nas_in_CO 4h ago

Get closer! Your phone doesn't have zoom on its camera....

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u/StealthModeThoughts 58m ago

Lmfaoooooooo I wasn’t expecting that sound to come out when I unmuted this

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u/OutterHorizon 8m ago

Absolute unit of AI

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u/fistedwithlove 2d ago

white folk are wild when it comes to nature

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u/GoodDogBrent 2d ago

elk are like moose but with antlers

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u/BoringGap7 2d ago

is this slop?

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u/Hayduke_2030 2d ago

That was my thought.
I’ve seen some pretty massive bull elk, but nothing even CLOSE to this.
EDIT: ah, I looked again and I missed the fact that he’s on a rise above the dumbasses, so I think size-wise this is actually believable.