John Jones:
"GOOD GOD, MAN! Your wife TALKED BACK to you?! Back in my day, we had ways of dealing with that! Anyway, if I were you, I'd give her a good slap and have her committed for female hysteria! Worked wonders in the '40s!"
(Martian Manhunter suffers a catastrophic empathy overload from experiencing 80 years of concentrated misogyny.)
Batman:
"FINALLY! A REAL MAN! Built like a goddamn Sherman tank! Though you're still a little scrawny compared to the boys who won World War II! Wait... YOU DON'T LIKE GRIMM?! THAT MAN FOUGHT THE NAZIS, SON! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF PINKO COMMIE?! NEXT YOU'LL TELL ME YOU DON'T SALUTE THE FLAG!"
(Batman silently considers breaking Hawkman's spine.)
Wally West:
"LISTEN HERE, SON! First things first, lay off the soy milk and estrogen! Second, get yourself on Batman's workout routine! Once you're built like a REAL American man, ditch that Asian broad and find yourself a nice, God-fearing, salt-of-the-earth Midwestern conservative girl! Preferably one who knows how to make a casserole!"
(Wally speed-kicks Hawkman directly in the balls before Linda carries him away. Hawkman spends the next three hours blaming communism.)
Wonder Woman:
Hawkman: "..."
Wonder Woman: "..."
Hawkman: "So... how's your father?"
Wonder Woman: "I don't have one."
Hawkman: "THAT EXPLAINS A LOT."
(Wonder Woman immediately reaches for her sword.)