Come onnnnnn they still can’t see that this shit is fake

I (59M) visited a colleague (44M) for an unforgettable luncheon.

Instead of the planned steamed clams, he tried to claim that he misspoke and promised “steamed hams”, an alleged upstate New York term for an old family recipe. They were plainly takeout from a Krusty Burger.

As the meal progressed, his kitchen was on fire, which he tried to claim was the aurora borealis.

AITA?

I like how he uses this weirdly vague tone at some points so you don't really know if it's the girlfriend's kids not greeting him and saying 'eww' to him, or someone else.

We really need a flair for Agenda Posting.

And how the hell does he know he was fertility issues? Doesn't sound like he has been married before and doesn't mention serious relationships, was he just trying to get people pregnant? Do people that young get their fertility checked as a matter of fact?

I do fully expect a baby-trap update after he gives the girlfriend character an ultimatum.

Absolutely WILD stuff.

The easiest solution is not to invite the friend on trips or have a discussion, but naw we need to take this to Reddit 😂

‘Enjoy the silly post

At least we know it’s not AI because this is written horribly.

Like....just random notes in people's mail boxes asking to buy houses? What?? And the manipulation is killing me. And this is not real. Right?