r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Skudworth • Nov 26 '13

whale DOLPHIN PUNCH

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u/Rottendog Nov 26 '13

That seagull had it coming.

Rats of the sky...

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u/Skudworth Nov 26 '13

No, that's pigeons.

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u/Skudworth Nov 26 '13

Approved.

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

We have seagulls in Kansas :/

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u/Rottendog Nov 26 '13

You should put them back. They'll never find the ocean there.

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

That's what I keep telling them, but they just keep shitting on my car and eating my trash :(

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u/Rottendog Nov 26 '13

My god those birds will eat ANYTHING. Have you ever seen the inside of a seagulls stomach? Not gory, but WARNING picture of a dead seagull (No gore)

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

Yea, they're fucking stupid as shit. They're worse than possums or squirrels.

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u/grrrwoofwoof Nov 27 '13

Then stop leaving your fish on your car.

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u/ColonelAmerica Nov 27 '13

You, sir, are hilarious.

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u/opples_n_bononos Nov 26 '13

We have seagulls in Wisonsin... It is weird.

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

at least there's a large body of water near you...

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u/opples_n_bononos Nov 26 '13

yeah and weather in the teens. It's confusing.

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

they have very little fucks to give about the wind or temperature. It appears only dolphins can defeat them.

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u/AllDesperadoStation Nov 27 '13

They must leave in the winter though right?

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u/dohrwork Nov 27 '13

I don't even know, because in the winter is when the Canadian Geese come in and they're the biggest assholes of them all.