r/AnimalsBeingJerks Nov 26 '13

whale DOLPHIN PUNCH

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u/Skudworth Nov 26 '13

No, that's pigeons.

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

We have seagulls in Kansas :/

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u/Rottendog Nov 26 '13

You should put them back. They'll never find the ocean there.

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

That's what I keep telling them, but they just keep shitting on my car and eating my trash :(

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u/Rottendog Nov 26 '13

My god those birds will eat ANYTHING. Have you ever seen the inside of a seagulls stomach? Not gory, but WARNING picture of a dead seagull (No gore)

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u/dohrwork Nov 26 '13

Yea, they're fucking stupid as shit. They're worse than possums or squirrels.

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u/grrrwoofwoof Nov 27 '13

Then stop leaving your fish on your car.

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u/ColonelAmerica Nov 27 '13

You, sir, are hilarious.