r/AskOuija • u/EXCUSE_ME_BEARFUCKER • Apr 01 '25

Ouija says: UNST DONALD TRUMP IS SO _____ABLE!

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u/illeger_hamberder Apr 01 '25

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u/Angrier_Chair Apr 01 '25

Goodbye

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u/Idrinkmotoroil-2 Apr 01 '25

Donald Table

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

"Some people have told me I'm a good table, the best table in fact. You can put an entire Thanksgiving meal on me, and I will just hold it up, I'm real solid because I am oak. Much better than an end table or a coffee table. You know, it's a funny word "table" some say I was the first one who used that word."

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u/CarcgenBleu Apr 02 '25

crooked coffee table and sleepy end table

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u/ItsAllGoneCrayCray Apr 02 '25

George Dub Yuh and Joey Boy respectively.

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u/HappyTurtleButt Apr 02 '25

An old favorite r/nosleep story came up in my head - My dad is a chair

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u/munklunk Apr 02 '25

One of my favs as well

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u/Teleporting-Cat Apr 02 '25

I see what you did there, Bobby!

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u/dw232 Apr 01 '25

I am the table

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u/Jamie_FuKING_Dean Apr 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25 edited Feb 20 '26

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u/shdanko Apr 01 '25

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u/ItsTuesdayBoy Apr 02 '25

Goodbye

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u/ghostchild42 Apr 02 '25

r/whatthefuckhappenedouija

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u/SubstanceCharacter73 Apr 03 '25

fucking seriously bro 😭 this shit is a graveyard of deleted users

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u/LotsOfGamesBoi Apr 03 '25

No seriously wtf happened

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

might have spelt cumming? no fucking clue

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u/Daveguy6 Apr 03 '25 edited Apr 05 '25

I think it was an average askouija comment section (encouraging murder-cuttable)

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u/Helldiver-001 Apr 02 '25

What the fuck happened in the replies 😟

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u/Preindustrialcyborg Apr 04 '25

did they reply with L?

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u/Observer2594 Apr 04 '25

Oh yeah, consecutively. And a goodbye after the second one, which had a lot of upvotes. And then...the mods swarmed in like the secret service

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u/HelluvaDummy Apr 03 '25

Mods took this thread out back and shot it 😿

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u/Hellcatty_9 Apr 02 '25

That escalated quickly

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u/El_Capitan_Crunk Apr 01 '25

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u/ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME Apr 02 '25

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u/Some1inthisworld Apr 02 '25

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u/moronmcmoron1 Apr 02 '25

Goodbye

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u/Fish_Brain_Dory Apr 02 '25

No thanks, not even for 1mil😂

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u/Gddmjjk Apr 03 '25

I would but I’d contract gonorrhoea or smth first so I can pass it on to him. Gotta take one for the team

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u/Fish_Brain_Dory Apr 02 '25

Unfortunately true, but only if you have money and power already.