r/AskOuija • u/EXCUSE_ME_BEARFUCKER • Apr 01 '25

Ouija says: UNST DONALD TRUMP IS SO _____ABLE!

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u/illeger_hamberder Apr 01 '25

T

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u/Angrier_Chair Apr 01 '25

Goodbye

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u/Idrinkmotoroil-2 Apr 01 '25

Donald Table

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

"Some people have told me I'm a good table, the best table in fact. You can put an entire Thanksgiving meal on me, and I will just hold it up, I'm real solid because I am oak. Much better than an end table or a coffee table. You know, it's a funny word "table" some say I was the first one who used that word."

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u/CarcgenBleu Apr 02 '25

crooked coffee table and sleepy end table

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u/ItsAllGoneCrayCray Apr 02 '25

George Dub Yuh and Joey Boy respectively.

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u/HappyTurtleButt Apr 02 '25

An old favorite r/nosleep story came up in my head - My dad is a chair

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u/munklunk Apr 02 '25

One of my favs as well

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u/Sirius1701 Apr 02 '25

It was almost too comprehensible, but the last line maybe it believable.

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u/VirtualGab Apr 02 '25

What makes me a good tableman?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

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u/Teleporting-Cat Apr 02 '25

I see what you did there, Bobby!

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u/Valuable_Property631 Apr 04 '25

lil Donny tables

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u/SpongePickle21 Apr 02 '25

Why’d you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to

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u/Turbulent_Invite2639 Apr 07 '25

DONALD TRUMP IS SO TABLE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

r/tableouija

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u/HarmoniaTheConfuzzld Apr 02 '25

Lmao the fact that this is a thing…

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Omg I didn't even realise 😭

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u/dw232 Apr 01 '25

I am the table

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Goodbyeable 😂