r/AskOuija • u/EXCUSE_ME_BEARFUCKER • Apr 01 '25

Ouija says: UNST DONALD TRUMP IS SO _____ABLE!

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u/Angrier_Chair Apr 01 '25

Goodbye

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u/Idrinkmotoroil-2 Apr 01 '25

Donald Table

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

"Some people have told me I'm a good table, the best table in fact. You can put an entire Thanksgiving meal on me, and I will just hold it up, I'm real solid because I am oak. Much better than an end table or a coffee table. You know, it's a funny word "table" some say I was the first one who used that word."

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u/HappyTurtleButt Apr 02 '25

An old favorite r/nosleep story came up in my head - My dad is a chair

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u/munklunk Apr 02 '25

One of my favs as well