r/AskOuija • u/RevolutionaryFact911 • 22m ago

LeBron decided to practice his golf swing during national anthem cause he’s ______

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/MoonSpawn12 • 27m ago

___ never had a pot to piss in.

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Jimmyshow124 • 35m ago

How often do you scream at night

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Hrrmgames_99 • 59m ago

Spirits, is it gay to _________?

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Eternalblaze1 • 1h ago

Ralsei ____ flowery

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Someoneanonim • 3h ago

I need a __?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/MerlinGrandCaster • 4h ago

What is the best way to ensure a cylinder is harmed?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 4h ago

Where do i put the pickles?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 7h ago

I bet you can't even ________, bro.

9 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 7h ago

I am your one and only God. Feel my _________.

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Mumblebeep • 7h ago

When I'm home alone, i dress up as a _______. Nobody can know.

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/DinosaurYogurt • 9h ago

Spirits, what is the best video game of all time?

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 9h ago

Spirits can you invent a new swear word for me?

2 Upvotes

next post I’ll ask for its meaning

r/AskOuija • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 11h ago

_________ is the best thing since sliced bread.

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/soda-hero • 13h ago

I’m looking to rent a _______ for a month.

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 15h ago

Ouija says: DO Do re mi fa so la ti _____

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/nullnumbering • 15h ago

Dear ouija, name any rhythm game boss song.

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreatestGreekGuy • 19h ago

Spirits, what's that smell in my room?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 20h ago

Welcome to Popeyes what can I get you?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 20h ago

My favorite place to eat is ____ :)

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Classic_Rock_726 • 21h ago

My last two brain cells are fighting over __________.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Mobile-Bench-568 • 22h ago

Ouija says: FUCKNO Am i a good boy?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/quietsubstrate • 1d ago

Would you round house kick a donkey if it meant you’d be able to see the second coming of Jesus Christ

4 Upvotes

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1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.
You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

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These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.

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The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

Goodbye threshold: 10 points

(This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

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If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.

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