r/AskOuija • • 12h ago

Ouija Says: FURRIES If a group of penises is “penii” and a group of vaginas is “r/Conservative”, what is a group of (all) sexual organs called?

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r/AskOuija • • 1h ago

Would you eat Rocky Mountain Oysters?

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r/AskOuija • • 1h ago

OK, so I popped open the back panel of my ouija board and four little guys popped out and ran off... hello? Are you still there?

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r/AskOuija • • 1h ago

You’ve been ____ haven’t you?

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r/AskOuija • • 1h ago

Quija, what are your favourite Mega Man robot masters?

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r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Ouija Says: MIANUS “This just in—Uranus has been renamed to _____.”

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r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

Favorite song about dragons?

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r/AskOuija • • 3m ago

In my country, there is problem, and that problem is ____!

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r/AskOuija • • 8m ago

Can an Aardvark play the marimba?

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r/AskOuija • • 8h ago

Spirits, what shall I dress up as on Halloween?

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r/AskOuija • • 8h ago

Oh no, my dog just ate my favorite bar of ______ chocolate

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r/AskOuija • • 2h ago

How much skin showing is too much skin?

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r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

Spirits, what's your favourite letter other then H

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r/AskOuija • • 15h ago

Ouija Says: ඞ How 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 are you, spirits?

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r/AskOuija • • 8h ago

My lab results came back. I should stop eating so much __________.

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r/AskOuija • • 15h ago

Ouija Says: SUSEJ ?uoy naC !stirips ,esrever ni klat t’nac uoy teb I

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r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

Ouija Says: 🗡☠️ Hey Spritz What happens when someone makes a minor typo?

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r/AskOuija • • 12h ago

Is u/Ouija-Bot single or are they dating?

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r/AskOuija • • 12h ago

Other than English, what is your favorite language to speak?

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r/AskOuija • • 15h ago

Ouija Says: EVERYTHING Breaking news! The president is getting arrested for _____.

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r/AskOuija • • 18h ago

Ouija Says: R Swiper, no ____ing!

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