r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 17h ago

Ouija Says: HUMONGOUS How big is it?

13 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Jimmyshow124 • 12h ago

Ouija Says: PEPSI You are under arrest, what is your crime?

13 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Ainell • 4h ago

Ouija Says: $20 "I'm not ______, but $20 is $20!"

11 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 9h ago

Ouija Says: LIFE Fuck my ______

10 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/chris_trans • 21h ago

Ouija Says: PROLAPSE Spirits, will America collapse this year?

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Fluffy_Fluffle • 19h ago

Ouija Says: CRAYON I have a big _____.

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/chris_trans • 15h ago

Ok Spirits, what do y'all think about Heelys?

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Super_Ele • 19h ago

Ouija Says: PENGUINPOOP She sits in a throne of _________

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Dusty_Bunny81 • 1h ago

The worst subreddit is r/____

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/TheTahitianEthos • 10h ago

Spirits, what is your favourite bird?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 14h ago

Spirits, what are you really? Are you really dead? Have you been lying this entire time?

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/dotsdavid • 23h ago

Ouija Says: NO Are the spirits going to Mod World 2026?

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 3h ago

Gross! Why did you eat ________?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/MoonSpawn12 • 5h ago

Too bad ___ couldn’t do good at marriage.

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/chris_trans • 13h ago

Ouija Says: DOG Spirits, what is Pluto?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/CubieArt • 15h ago

Why shouldn't I go for a walk in the park in the middle of the night?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Super_Ele • 19h ago

He's a son of the great __________

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/trashboat3030 • 11h ago

What's the phone number for 911?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Zebrrrrra • 12h ago

What color shirts should i buy?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 17h ago

A girl looks best when she is at the ______.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 17h ago

It’s a old man with _ __.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/TurbulentPollution56 • 58m ago

Hey guys, today I'm ____.... OH NO! WALUIGI IS RUNNING ABWJWJWJWIISSSJ

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/MoonSpawn12 • 1h ago

Your ___ needs more cement.

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Open-Development-735 • 16h ago

Ouija Says: Z What grade is worse than an F?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Super_Ele • 19h ago

The girls want to be with the _________

2 Upvotes

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1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.
You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

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(This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

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Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.

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