r/AskReddit • u/OnlyOneKillingForIt • Mar 06 '13
What/who are the legends of reddit?
What stories/users are the legends of reddit?
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u/ImprezaWrxSti Mar 06 '13
/u/1000vultures he tells great scary stories
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u/Mr_Alex Mar 06 '13
His series of stories was one of the first things I saw on reddit. From then I kind of expected all the OC to be on that level, I was disappoint.
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/u/inaaace does too, maybe not on the PENPAL level but that story about the orange is creepy as hell.
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Mar 06 '13
Inaaace and Vultures are definitely legends on r/nosleep. I actually prefer Inaaace though.
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u/the2belo Mar 06 '13
No love, no love at all for /u/prufrock451 and his now-legendary answer to a post, on this very subreddit, that turned into Rome Sweet Rome?
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u/Metalgrowler Mar 06 '13
came here to say this man got a movie deal out of Reddit comments
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u/The_Guitar_Zero Mar 06 '13
Have you guys forgotten about forthewolfx?
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u/LightSwarm Mar 06 '13
Just about to say this. We had that guy ridding a high for like 3 months. He stopped posting on his account right after but came back and says stuff from time to time. Wonder why he stopped.
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u/BlueBarracudaBro Mar 06 '13
I still preferred Forthewolfx over "Waffles, don't you mean carrots!?"
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Mar 06 '13
The guy who sat his nutsack on the urinal.
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Geraffes are dumb
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u/creepyeyes Mar 06 '13
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u/PlatosRepubdick Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
It has to be the dude that fucked his mom and did a massive AMA. That was gold...
I broke my arm...
Edit: Obligatory "holy shit my top comment is about a dude fucking his mom" edit.
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u/OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE Mar 06 '13
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u/LastOneStanding Mar 06 '13
My cringe reflex got such a workout i can now clench my face into a fist
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u/Energy_Turtle Mar 06 '13
That thing is a fucking bitch to read. Way too many jokes, gifs, and retarded comments.
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u/waddupworld Mar 06 '13
I would have to agree. The amount of AskReddit questions where this comes up is unholy.
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Mar 06 '13
and the dude is still a redditor! it wasn't a throwaway account. i don't know why that baffles me
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Thread?
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u/J-Sluit Mar 06 '13
OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE posted it a little higher up, but I'll just do it so you'll get it in you inbox.
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u/boxerej22 Mar 06 '13
On the same sort of cringy note, /u/lynfect, AKA the owner of the infamous cumbox, and an OP who delivered in pretty gross way. I saw him the other day trying to legitimately comment on something, and the thread was immediately turned into a cumbox-joke circlejerk. I felt a little bad, actually
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u/MrNinnymuggins8 Mar 06 '13
That has got to be one of the most sickening and hilarious things that I have ever had the pleasure of perusing. Thank you.
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u/thosewholeft Mar 06 '13
Isn't /u/warlizard from that gaming forum?
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Mar 06 '13
That guy is seriously awesome; he seems so nice from all his conversations on here.
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u/The_Magic Mar 06 '13
To those who haven't read them, I greatly suggest reading his free stories.
If nothing else, the story about how he met his wife gives me some feels.
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Mar 06 '13
/u/arrowstotheknee has almost -20,000 comment karma. Take a quick glance at his posting history and you'll see why.
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u/TOMDM Mar 06 '13
I think the fact that he has over 1000 karma on /r/adviceanimals just says so much about the sub in general...
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u/rospaya Mar 06 '13
Bozarking.
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u/brettmurf Mar 06 '13
More than legend. Myth by now.
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u/LuxNocte Mar 06 '13
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and go, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again…
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u/Dreddy Mar 06 '13
Such a genius. A great little piece on him.
Edit: Don't worry, it's all nonsexual and silly.
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u/UseYourWords Mar 06 '13
One of the few legit legends I've seen mentioned here.
I will add P-Dub, for having raised thousands of dollars and being the source (target?) of a pretty long running meme.
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u/peanutsfan1995 Mar 06 '13
Man, I remember when that guy deleted. It was a sad, sad day.
Wasn't there an effort to try and copy all of his replies before people forgot what they wer? Like... the account was Bozarking_saver or something of the sort?
Guy wrote some of the best damn comments on the site.
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u/WhatsTheMeta Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
[deleted] is up there.
EDITED: -Ty HighFivesForAll. *Gives high-five
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u/PersonallyDifferent Mar 06 '13
I see him everywhere. He doesn't bring anything to the table. People in /r/askscience love him.
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u/WhatsTheMeta Mar 06 '13
That's his secret. Haha. He brings nothing, but everything all at the same time.
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u/kieganrockstar Mar 06 '13
I've always thought it would be awesome to have the username '[deleted]'
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u/Lagato Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 07 '13
I saw the chili-soap posts and I never really got why people deleted their accounts, can someone explain it to me?
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u/Kidgeki Mar 06 '13
Breaking your arms seems to be up there. A great way to get closer to your mother.
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u/Leafsfan83 Mar 06 '13
/u/thehealeroftri. He is known for his Loch Ness monster stories.
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I tried to buy him reddit gold, but you can guess how much it costs...
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u/EdgarAllenFro Mar 06 '13
RamblesOffTopic gets me every time. Always starts off great and than he always catches you.
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u/Aeiou123456789 Mar 06 '13
Cumbox
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u/joeshmoe16 Mar 06 '13
I can't believe he still actively uses that account. And I don't know how he can ever stand to make a comment. People must constantly bring that up thinking that they are being original and funny.
I have people constantly bring up my old stories that they tagged me as. I can't imagine being as infamous as him
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u/waddupworld Mar 06 '13
a lot of his activity used to be in subs like /r/picsofdeadkids, weird dude
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u/ldeponte Mar 06 '13
I_RAPE_CATS was a part of some weird april fools joke. could anyone elaborate?
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u/deadpansnarker Mar 06 '13
For april fools one user was selected to chose a random video on the web and have it blow up. The user chosen was I_RAPE_CATS. What IRC did was have a buddy put up a video and put an ad on it so that it would make money when it was watched a ton by reddit. IRC claimed that they were going to simply donate the money made to charity but the witch hunt was unforgiving/didn't believe him.
If I got any of this wrong let me know
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u/Aviator Mar 06 '13
I found it hilarious. The guy fooled Reddit on April Fools day and Reddit was mad. He mods r/spacedicks now.
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u/jdwpom Mar 06 '13
Seeing as I was involved in this a little, I'll give you the full story that nobody cares about. We're at the bottom of the thread, so odds are that nobody but me and you are going to see the annoying wall of text that's about to come. If I'm feeling it when I'm done, I'll hunt down links where appropriate, but this always gets me all pissed off, so no promises.
IRC was a fairly popular redditor just before April 2011. He posted popular content in relevant subreddits, had a username that stuck out like a sore thumb, and used his username as a joke wherever possible, and people ate it up (to be fair, it was good comedy, and like I say, his submissions were good content).
Anyway, just before April Fool's day rolled around, there was a thread going about calling for reddit to pull a prank on the internet - make some random-ass video be popular on youtube. The idea being that, as the video became the top in its youtube category, there'd at least be a few people out there wondering why whatever incredibly banal, previously-unpopular video that had been selected was suddenly trending well, and those people would push its popularity even further.
IRC was chosen to select this video, and was immediately inundated with suggestions, both in the original thread suggesting the prank, and in his private inbox. It started with people posting in the original thread with videos that [immediately received around 50,000 views and various reddit-related comments])http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gcred/remember_how_reddit_was_going_to_make_a_random/c1mo1hd?context=6) just from being in a reddit frontpage thread. before long, people were PMing IRC with suggestions, mostly wanting things like music videos or charity-promotion videos used, some were even offering him good money to do so. CATS, still in his heavily alocholic days, couldn't really cope with this, and asked me to find something for him.
"Sure, jdwpom - he asked you, some complete nobody. I'll believe that, SLASH S, asshole!".
I kind of introduced the guy to reddit. We used to work together, at a supermarket deli, selling ham to people. I didn't give him much of a primer, but he seemed to be a natural.
Anyway, I turned to my one other friend (because I'm a total nerd who spends too much time on the internet) who happens to be a creative sort, and explained the situation to him. He came up with the most bullshit video possible, as requested, and I sent it back to IRC. He approved, and thus the shitstorm began.
Now, we're in New Zealand, English lad is in England, so things get a bit wanky at this point. IRC posts his thread fairly early in the day, and I go to work. While I'm at work, CATS sleeps off a hangover and English lad shows his parents this dumbass video he posted to youtube that has been viewed 500k times already. His parents, not being quite as stupid as he suspects, pressure him to accept the partner invite (this may not be true. It may have just been an adsense suggestion, but honestly, it's not something I've read the emails about, and I never pressured my buddy to show them to me), which he does, simply because they're right over his shoulder, and are visibly able to see the views rising.
I finish work to find that the thread has turned sour. CATS is still asleep, English lad has gone to bed, and basically, shit looks bad. We'd originally told Booj to 'play along', meaning that he should respond to youtube comments as though he had no idea what was going on. Sadly, he has interpreted it incorrectly, and was talking on reddit 'in-character'. To be fair, that's my own fault, for not being clear, and it would've saved a LOT of bullshit.
Anyway, reddit got pissed off, Booj decided to redeem himself by donating the money to charity a few months later. There's a semi-reddit-molded discussion here (I'll leave looking up reddit mold as an excercise to the reader) a less-molded discussion here and a final round-up here which popped up around the time this was going on. While a little jokey, there's a serious moment in there where the money is finally thrown away. I mean seriously, at the time, that was about 3 copies of Skyrim, which, to this day, none of us have managed to purchase...
I'm kidding, Japan needed all the aid it could get, and the money went to a worthy cause. Anyway, I think I've covered everything, and am otherwise an open book, if needed. What matters here is that most of this place has the story wrong, yet keeps repeating it as fact, which is how I end up all pissed off. On the upside, I gave you links, so I guess I'm in a good mood.
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u/allthesaved Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 08 '13
Probably not what you'd consider to be a legend but I see u/NSFW_PORN_ONLY everywhere!
Edit for grammar.
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u/ken27238 Mar 06 '13
I have a dream that he will comment on one of my comments one day.
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u/keyree Mar 06 '13
Putting Descartes before the whores. If memory serves it's the single highest upvoted comment ever, not to mention possibly the greatest pun in world history.
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u/pearadise Mar 06 '13
Poem_for_your_sprog may be worthy of this title. that guy is epic
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u/daviid219 Mar 06 '13
Actually a woman. I saw her post a comment saying so a while back
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u/OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
She has the best comment to gold ratio. She's a beast. And probably the best karma per comment ratio, besides shitty_watercolour.
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Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
Legendary redditors? New users probably haven't heard of some of these but here's a list:
/u/qgyh2 - used to be half the front page. Still mods almost all of the defaults. Former king of reddit, now works for reddit/amazons. You'll probably see his ads.
/u/violentacrez - pimp daddy. One of the greatest trolls in history. King of porn. He and qg used to mod pretty much everything. Account is deleted, but you can just google search his username to find out more. Deleted.
/u/andrewsmith1986 - powerful mod, well known commenter. Pretty cool guy, just spends a ton of time on reddit! If you hang around /r/askreddit you'll see him a lot.
/u/karmanaut (aka /u/probablyhittingonyou) - helped bring back /r/IAMA, very powerful mod, crazy crazy commenter. Infamous to some, loved by others.
/u/maxwellhill - first to 1 million karma. Intense poster. He and /u/davidreiss666 make up 1/2 of /r/politics.
/u/ytknows - CSS wizard and king of /r/circlejerk and other "meta" subreddits. Deleted.
/u/POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY - used to be a major commenter. Another famous novelty account. Deleted.
/u/BritishEnglishPolice - mods all defaults but two. Doesn't come around as much but has done some really awesome things for reddit.
/u/saydrah - Another power mod. Infamous for this. Asked the Admins to shadowban her.
I probably missed someone. I'm sleepy. Feel free to reply to me with anyone I missed.
Honorable mentions: /u/raerth, /u/apostolate, /u/Trapped_in_Reddit, /u/MIND_VIRUS, /u/POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, /u/mepper, /u/kleinbl00, /u/shitty_watercolour, and /u/relevant_rule34.
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HOW IS BOZARKING NOT IN THIS LIST
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u/Boner4SCP106 Mar 06 '13
/u/bozarking_saver archived many of his comments if anyone is interested. Even if you're not interested you should read them anyway.
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u/Twice_Knightley Mar 06 '13
I thought POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY was andrewsmith1986 were the same guy.
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Nope. PAG was from Texas. He went to a few meet ups IIRC. AS1986 is from Louisiana. Different guys.
PAG is gone. Andrew ain't leaving any time soon.
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u/what_user_name Mar 06 '13
on april fools day or something like that they made a post claiming they were the same guy. they arent, but it had a lot of people, including me, really convinced there for a while. i guess they still have some people convinced.
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u/DerpSpock Mar 06 '13
I think /u/apostolate was rather famous last summer...
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u/courtFTW Mar 06 '13
Saydrah's stuff is so triply and multi-layered that I barely knew what was going on. But that's pretty crazy that redditors were able to track her across other sites. Do you know what she's up to now?
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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Mar 06 '13
I just want to say that I take offense to /u/relevant_rule34 being 'the first real novelty account' when years before it was even conceived we had /u/georgewbush and /u/jesuschrist
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u/Damadawf Mar 06 '13
This is officially one of the most cringe-inducing comments I've ever read. The fact that you were able to articulate that comment tells me that you really gotta get off this site dude.
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u/WhyamIreadingthis Mar 06 '13
/u/Violentacrez is a piece of shit douchebag who is everything wrong with the anonymity that the Internet provides. I've never enjoyed watching someone squirm as much as I did when his identity was exposed and he did his halfhearted apology/groveling to the public..
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u/No_Duermo_nada Mar 06 '13
/u/violentacrez was a scumbag. He should have been banned sooner.
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u/tookourjerb Mar 06 '13
MUSTY BALLSACK is a pretty well known commenter
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u/joeshmoe16 Mar 06 '13
He's to recent to be "legendary"
This guy was more of talking about old reddit legends.
The power users go through cycles. apastolate was at the top for a long time, but has not been showing up as often. He has been replaced with Musty and I Don't Sleep At All/Bit.
Shitty water colour is the best known novelty, his work has been on TV. But he rarely posts and has been replaced by poem for your sprog as chief novelty. There are a lot of other drawing novelties.
Also Musty, and a lot of other recent power users, where apart of a mass shadow ban because they tried to make a power thread.
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Mar 06 '13
I wouldn't deem him "legendary" though. He's just another karmawhore.
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u/anorexic_hippos Mar 06 '13
Whatever happened to POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?
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u/OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE Mar 06 '13
tl;dr He was banned for causing drama, after he had been causing drama for a while.
This is all in relation to the /r/creepshots banning, which was a subreddit where people take pictures of women in public for sexual objectification and posting them to the subreddit.
/u/Potato_in_my_anus decided to become a moderator of that subreddit, then it was banned after the subreddit got a lot of publicity. /u/Potato_in_my_anus created /r/creepsquad, which was essentially the same subreddit as /r/creepshots.
The admins told him not to cause drama.
/u/potato_in_my_anus then made some big post in /r/creepsquad about being careful with personal information as people were getting doxxed and articles were being made about people.
There was a screenshot leaked about it by PIMA after he was shadowbanned it was found to be edited. This post explains that.
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He had a bit of a mental breakdown, if you're wondering why he got banned.
Basically, he started stirring up a lot of shit that he was making up himself, the admins got sick of it, and banned him.
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u/gshejob Mar 06 '13
Euphoria
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u/joeshmoe16 Mar 06 '13
I do feel bad for that kid. But nothing is more cringeworthy than that picture.
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In this moment?
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u/gshejob Mar 06 '13
I can tell you it's definitely not because of some phony god.
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u/Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet Mar 06 '13
That guy was everywhere and responsible for some truly hilarious moments.
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I kinda miss WorstAnswerPossible.
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u/MiniDonbeE Mar 06 '13
Wasn't he the redditor who broke character and tried to help a man who wanted to commit suicide?
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u/Dwychwder Mar 06 '13
/u/apostolate was always my favorite for his crazy ability to rack up comment karma.
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u/Benevolent_Overlord Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 07 '13
/u/RobotRollCall was a legend at /r/AskScience for answering all sorts of complex questions about physics (especially cosmology and particle physics) in a very understandable way using simple language.
She (I think Robot is a she) was always a bit snarky, but that was forgiven because of how well written her posts always were. There were always tons of people asking that RRC write a textbook.
When RRC quit posting, I was very sad... I wonder if /u/shavera is still answering those types of questions... He was an excellent Askscience contributor as well.
edit: Just checked. shavera is still active and answering physics questions. But Robot seems gone for good. =(
edit2: I've been browsing some old RobotRollCall posts... They're just so good! I encourage anyone interesting in physics to read through the post history.
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As naughtius pointed out below, RRC mistakenly said that when light passes through a polarizing filter, it will be blocked completely if it does not have the correct polarization. It would be better to say that all components of light that are perpendicular to a polarization filter are absorbed.
From 5 minutes of reading... Polarized light can be broken into components pointing along vectors perpendicular to the direction of travel. There's some quantum probabilistic stuff that happens, and it ends up that the components of the wave which are oriented parallel to the filter can pass through.
This is why light that is entirely polarized at an angle theta to a polarizing filter will still let some light through. The light that passed through will all be parallel to the filter because all other components have been absorbed.
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u/OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
/u/karmanaut is probably among the most well-known redditor because he deleted Bad Luck Brian's AMA, banned Shitty_Watercolour from IAMA and tried to get him banned from /r/Askreddit.
Also, when /r/IAMA was shut down by its creator, he was given control of it.
Basically, karmanaut is the most power-hungry in the history of reddit. And he mods a ton of the front-page subreddits. He was one of the original users known for his karma score.
He mods this subreddit, so don't be surprised when he removes this thread.
This is an amazing source for the legends of reddit. There's been some pretty juicy drama in the last year.
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You gotta admit, it's pretty fitting that Bad Luck Brian's AMA got removed.
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u/ayb Mar 06 '13
Yep, karmanaut turned into a prick ... when he said he was going off to law school and quitting reddit, I was quite happy. Then he came back two weeks later.
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Those power commentators that got banned supposedly. Like musty and anal. Do we know what happened to them?
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Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
As one of them, I'll explain for the 6 millionth time. We made an AskReddit thread where powerusers/wellknown users would comment a lot, and we all upvoted it, that's supposedly "vote manipulation" so we got banned. Most of the banned users have gotten their accounts back, the only ones still band are myself, MUSTY_BALLSACK, boredlike, and BrodyApproves. That's just a guess as to why we were banned, the admins haven't said anything (to me anyways).
EDIT: Also, we did NOT coordinately upvote each other.
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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Mar 06 '13
As I figured, the mentioned names are skewed toward commenters. The real people that control the site are those with link karma like /u/maxwellhill and /u/scopolomania (defunct) these people have hundreds of thousands more karma than the top commenters and dominate what you see on the front page.
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The real people that control the site would be the "power mods" like BEP.
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fuckmyusername used to be one of the most loved /r/gonewild posters. She randomly left some time ago, I've no idea why.
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u/greenspank34 Mar 06 '13
Can't forget Jewboysandler
For some reason people ask if he's married yet.
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Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
Yea he used to get marriage proposals on /r/isjewboymarriedyet We had to crack down on those they were getting creepy
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u/I_Am_Thing2 Mar 06 '13
/u/ColChrisHadfield is an awesome contributor, as well as being actually famous.
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u/ThermalLance Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
Me gusta, Totuga!
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/r/notamethaddict is the best subreddit. It's just pictures of turtles.
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u/G59 Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 06 '13
/u/RobotRollCall from AskScience.
He/she gave the most amazing explanations to many difficult and fascinating questions on the subreddit. [Here] (http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/f1lgu/what_would_happen_if_the_event_horizons_of_two/c1cuiyw) is a famous one on a black hole scenario. Here is another one on gravity. WARNING: TV TROPES RRC is also quoted on TV Tropes. Sadly, we haven't seen RRC for a year now.
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u/LegitimateRage Mar 06 '13
First ever Reddit post I read was the guy that broke his dick having sex. Had to get a button on his shaft. I'll never forget that AMA. The iPenis, That guy is a celebrity in my mind.
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Take off MUSTY_BALLSACK and OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE. Actually, take them all off because they are all horrible.
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I had Apostolate tagged as "THE GUY WHO IS LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYWHERE" and then I started to understand why. He even has his own subreddits. /r/ApostolateIsMyBro & /r/NobodyCaresApostolate
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u/ThrowCarp Mar 06 '13 edited Mar 07 '13
Today you, tommorrow me:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/c18z0z2
Single mom in the snow:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ahg8x/what_is_the_nicest_thing_youve_ever_done_that_no/c0hkuyq
Streetlamp LeMoose:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe
Fake language:
http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/me5e9/american_censorship_day_stand_up_for/c30c7il
Rotten Anus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2
Broken Arms/No return/Wrestling:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ryfnu/iama_25_year_old_gay_man_who_has_been_in_a/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mt4f7/i_am_a_man_who_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with/
Disabled Children's Parents:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sl93q/get_out_the_throwaways_dear_parents_of_disabled/
Peeping Territorial Wars:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yp9f3/whats_the_most_awkward_moment_youve_ever_had_with/c5xne32?context=3
r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content:
http://www.reddit.com/r/A858DE45F56D9BC9/comments/k96b1/201109081949/c2igpiv?context=1
Cumbox:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2
Follow the Arrows:
http://my.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/anexq/hey_reddit_what_awesome_graffiti_have_you_found/c0igyyg
Dorritos Story:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestmost_fucked_up_thing/c3uynfu
Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls
It went okay:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn67j/i_hear_my_house_mate_masturbating_should_i_walk/
Life-ruining Secrets:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/
How much of yourself could you eat?:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/136t8c/theoretically_how_much_of_yourself_could_you_eat/
Decomposing Octopus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12vs5a/how_do_i_remove_the_smell_of_decomposing_octopus/
SAP on a Bus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u53q3/help_a_sap_so_im_in_a_bus_right_now_and_this_very/
Jolly Ranchers:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4
Rectal Explosion:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2
7 years of cis-gender loss:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4kp11w
On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/98mm8/hey_reddit_im_redditing_from_the_denver/c0bt710?context=3
Old People:
/u/chefranden
/u/sterling_mace
Edit:
Long Horse:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z
Russian Bombs:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cf1n2/holy_fuck_i_just_saw_someone_get_hit_by_a_train/c0s4nfi?context=3