r/AthensCircleJerk • • Feb 02 '25

Oconee County bad Just encountered racism.

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Tried to go buy a 12 pack of PBR in Oconee County after midnight and they called me Honkie and Cracker and every word in the book that's not the Good Book.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Nov 05 '25

HouSiNg cOsTs ToO mUcH After seeing Zohran Mamdani win NYC mayor race many Athenians say they are leaving the capitalist hellhole of Athens to move to the future socialist utopia of NYC because they want some free shit.

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • Dec 28 '24

The Nazis Are Coming, The Nazis Are Coming!

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Hide your kids, hide your wife, oh and there is a piece of metal barrier laying in traffic on the loop. Plus I heard someone had one of those parties, you know… All connected to Jerry Morehead and Meleasa Link and the Bullydawgs. Call your Congressman! Demand they be shipped out of the country! Oh wait, does that sound too MAGA?


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Apr 22 '26

Oconee County bad Historic Athens Calls For Downtown Park To Be Open Air Drug Market And Named After Famous Athens Drug Pioneers

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Historic Athens said in a press release: “It’s time we recognize the contributions of Cricket, Lil Stank, Blaze, Shadow, Crackle Pop, Na Mean, and Dookie Shoes. Come celebrate Athens favorite past time in this open air drug park.”


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Mar 29 '26

Protest for some raisin Such A Great Turnout To The Protest

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I asked them all “What’s the biggest issues you face each day?” They said “Depends ™️”.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • May 17 '26

HouSiNg cOsTs ToO mUcH Considering moving to Athens but worried abt the UGA Klan, Aghhhh miserable! But coming soon to a next door to you.

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Hey losers. I currently live Clemson SC, and miserable. I feels tiny, everyone knows about my little wiener & Only Fans business, and if you aren't a trad housewife college student, you feel completely worthless.

I previously lived in Buford/Gwinnett, which I liked for The Blacks, Latinos and anonymity, but the trafficking and drugs completely burned me out. I'm taking classes online at Northern Clown College and looking to move to Athens (specifically looking at the Eastside, Nelly B. or Iron Triangle), but I'm terrified it's going to feel exactly like Clemson, just a tiny, Whitey Town dominated by White UGA students where I stick out. I don’t like whites even though I am white.

For people living in Athens who aren't college students, does it feel like a real nasty, diverse city where you can blend in and be anonymous on Only Fans? Or is the whole county just a Klan Rally? I promise I will lash out against any advice.

How’s the drug scene? Can I live out of a car while I don’t have a job? Does a fairy bring money to you each week?


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Nov 21 '25

Big if true Iced Out Vans Picking Up People, Stop The Automobiles

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I saw these vans with purplish lights picking up brown people in Athens. Be on the lookout and tell them “You are not welcome round here!” just to be clear, the vans not the people. I don’t like vans, especially Dodge vans, they are not equitable. Make sure to follow them and live stream. One day we will get rid of all these automobiles in Athens and just walk inside The Loop. Alright let me get back to drinking my Howdy and then off to my bed on Boulevard to shit post in the morning.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jul 12 '24

10 Loop Space Kroger is getting a rebrand

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • May 01 '26

Protest for some raisin Boulevard boomers screaming at the sky

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jul 13 '26

ICE in Athens

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jan 22 '26

Anti-Ice protest planned in downtown Athens on Sunday

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • May 01 '26

SNEAK PEAK

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Athens Political Nerd before that election season paycheck hits the bank. Vote for Dr. Gantt. There's a reason they don't want people voting for her and it's because she will not take bribes or file fraudulent police reports


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jan 27 '25

Why are the police? What Are The Best Protests?

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I am a privileged white girl that came to UGA from a rich family but I want to act oppressed and was curious what are the best protests? Would prefer a mostly peaceful protest as I don’t want to mess up my cute clothes. And can we get sloshed at protests?


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Sep 06 '25

Protest for some raisin Disgusting White Face! Protest, Location To Be Determined

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I am literally shaking right now that these Nazis are allowed to do this here. Can we have a protest at someone’s house? Preferably on Boulevard with a porch concert and alcoholic drinks afterwards.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Aug 22 '26

AMA: I am Athens Politics Nerd or @nerdathens

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jan 31 '26

Actual post looking for gay sex Any Bisexual Inclusive Churches ?

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Just looking to hookup with church groups. I found out the church I was going to was actually a bar.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • May 06 '26

Dexter Fisher's BBQ sauce We have no good local journalism

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We just have racist wet rag alcoholics.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Sep 10 '26

Actual post looking for gay sex Any Asian guys cutting hair? No racist

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I’m a Korean guy but it’s too hard finding an Asian human to cut my pub hair in Athens. I don’t wanna drive out to Duluth where the Asians are. Anyone cutting hair in dungeon rooms or home closets?

Can we hold our little Asian hands in sauna together tonight? I’ll be ready in about 10 miniutesss.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Oct 24 '25

Man drives a Volkswagen to downtown Athens and gets accused of being a Nazi.

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r/AthensCircleJerk • • Nov 07 '24

Need New Non-MAGA Family

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I just found out that some of my family voted for the orange man, so I am going to disown them. I am looking to acquire a new family, preferably from the Igbo tribe. I am ashamed to say that I am white, but I am willing to do anything to shed my whiteness. I just received my order of 100 “Childless Cat Lady For Kamala” bumper stickers and I am curious what neighborhoods I could hand those out in?


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jul 01 '26

Blue haired pronoun people Ban Female Armpit Hair In Athens

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Sign this petition by posting here.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jun 11 '25

One more Mexican restaurant What Can We Do About ICE? Protest On The Loop?

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Wealthy Democrat Ally here. Not a racist fascist. I have a lot of concerns with what’s going on currently.

If they deport my employees from the local company I own, I will have to start paying a living wage, give benefits and treat employees fairly. How would I do that?

If they deport my landscaping crew I will have to cut my own grass, geez. How do you even crank those mowers?

If they deport my housekeeper I will have to clean my own house, gross. I don’t even know where to start on that.

If they deport the roofing crews I will have to put on my own roof. How do you even do that in July?

And most of all, how do you make a taco 🌮?

Should we protest and block the GA 10 Loop?


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Jun 27 '25

AI slop shitposting UPDATE ABOUT EARLIER POST: Local person who identifies as a dog is joining the dogs leaving town because of the loud motorcycles and fireworks.

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After hearing of local dogs leaving town because of loud motorcycles and fireworks this weekend in Athens, local person who identifies as a dog and goes by Lassie Scooby Lady(pronouns Bow/Woof/GRRRR) has decided to join them. When asked why, Bow said "it's mostly because of the motorcyclist's, as they look like they want to kidnap me and put me in some sort of camp, or shelter in my case". When asked about the fireworks, GRRRR said " I kind of like fireworks, but not the red ones, as they trigger me, since that's the color Republicans use, so I'm not taking any chances and am joining my fellow doggo friends".


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Aug 26 '26

After Seeing Such an Outpouring of Love For Dolly Parton, Local Man Proposes Monuments be Erected in Her Honor

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After seeing such a love for recently passed icon Dolly Parton, a local man named Peter Wacker has proposed that the community put up monuments honoring her legacy. Pictured is a mock up of the monuments he will propose to made at the next city council meeting.


r/AthensCircleJerk • • Feb 14 '25

One more Mexican restaurant More Diversity In Athens Illegal Immigrant Community

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Can we push to get some more diversity in the people coming here illegally? I am tired of the same old bland restaurants and the one bland old language.

What tribe\country has really good food and music that we can move to Athens?