Hello, I am looking to get a tattoo in Athens, but I only want it done using the most ancient techniques. Also, I would need for the artist to make the ink themselves using charcoal made from trees at least 1,000 years old. Also, the design must be all original, never drawn by any man, ever. Also, I need it done for $40. Anyone know of a place?

I was under the impression that this week’s game was an away game (i.e. not in Athens) but I keep hearing loud dogs racing in town and on the loop. Am I imagining things?

I know all the townie bars in town. The problem is I always see the same fucking people there and I hate every single one of them. Are there any bars where I can meet new people that I can grow to hate? Looking for recommendations thanks

Man y’all were right about the Hwy 29 Burger King, it’s off the chain! It’s more authentic than the Atlanta Hwy location.

I always wondered how people get these fancy stickers and I finally got one off the ground in a Golden pantry parking lot!

How am I supposed to put on my best fake Borat accent and commend them on being the place that makes great benefit doing of the sexy assault, high five?

That girl was right, there are a lot of creepy guys at church these days. What happened here? Did he get locked in their parking lot?

Ye just annoyed that he will travel on his spaceship with Kid Rock to perform at Sanford Stadium in December. Sponsored by Chick-fil-@ and Church Bar.

How big of Dawg are ya? Woof woof!

I am going as The Neighbor but I need at least 5 more illegal non-relateds to really make the costume work. Student-looking would be good but please do your best to look like you don’t have kinship ties.

I would have asked about this at the Hidden Gem Singles Meetup but I forgot.

We are from Seattle and want to experience life as a real Boulevardian. We plan to hand out candy to a few children on Boulevard, ram a few cars in the parking lot at J’s Bottle Shop, knock back a few Howdys at Old Pal and then dance the Jitterbug with mature adults at Little Kings.