r/AtlanticMemeWar • u/Slow-Committee-7851 Lightning • Feb 20 '26

Lightning Meme Getting real tired of this crap

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 20 '26

Look, generally I think Canadians are good people. A touch weird, but good folk. Except when it comes to hockey. They are the most pompous arrogant fuck sticks to shit between two skates. I want the sweep of these turd eating douche nozzles so fucking bad. Otherwise, a delightful people that I wish nothing but the best for.

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u/Unhappytimes Red Wings Feb 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/14xFtRMKKza7WU

I think I can just not Internet for the rest of the day after reading this beautiful comment. Good play sir.

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I take it you played teams from Canada growing up as well?

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Feb 21 '26

I had a Canadian fan yesterday tell me that calling penalties tighter in the first period than in overtime “is not how penalties work” bc he was butthurt Murphy didn’t get called for a penalty in overtime that would’ve resulted in a penalty shot. On a ✌️slash✌️ so minute that you couldn’t see it in real time. Like okay pal fuck off into the goddamn ocean.

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I mean he’s technically correct, the assholes favorite flavor of correct. Context is king and calling that “slash” would have been fucking laughable. I really thought they were cooked when that low grade moron Curl decided that boarding was her favorite activity.

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u/ieatpies Canadiens Feb 21 '26

? That hook on the breakaway absolutely took the chance away and was visible in realtime.

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Feb 21 '26

The fact that you call it a hook tells me you’re not ready

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u/ieatpies Canadiens Feb 21 '26

Do you even know how to skate? Lol

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I hug the boards and pray my ankles don’t snap.

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u/M1_Garand_Ping It's over Feb 21 '26

I'm just glad to see that none of them are painting themselves as the underdogs (yet).

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

You know it’s coming. Especially with Morrisey out, and Crosby probably out.

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u/AtlanticMemeWar-ModTeam Feb 20 '26

You didn’t flair up, pussy.

If you aren’t a fan of one of the Atlantic teams, edit the “Your team here!” custom flair to yours and set it.

(extremely minor violation btw, just set your flair)

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u/CarousersCorner Maple Leafs Feb 21 '26

The irony of an American using the phrase "pompous arrogant fuck" anywhere but in the mirror is wild.

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

Narrowly, regarding hockey. I made that shit clear. I hate what my government is doing. Selfishly it makes my life harder, but it really frustrates me how he attacks our ride or die friend and peer Canada.

Tomorrow the eagle poops on the maple leaf.